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  • In-Human
    Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
    • Dec 2014
    • 36

    #16
    Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    I'm given to understand that the frenchie only have about half the words that American has. This must lead to a lot of mistakes: I wonder if this is why the French are so sexually immoral?



    For example if a frenchie only knew half of this sentence:

    "I know that Jesus hates who does not love Him; and who love the anal sex"

    would read:

    "I love the anal sex"

    No wonder they are a country of immoral degenerates

    YIC

    Yay ! Some good old stereotypes ! Some time I'm going to go around and pick the best of them to thank God for so much laughter But SoalheiraMan was right, if you are not from the usa, you are quite quickly ostracised. I do not really mind though, it was worth it. So much for everyone around here being nice ...
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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    • In-Human
      Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
      • Dec 2014
      • 36

      #17
      Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post

      As you can see, American is a much more economical language than French. English speakers are not verbose. This enables us to deliver up twice the prayers in half the time.

      Yours in Faith,
      Joanna

      American ? Do you mean English ?
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
        True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
         
        • Jul 2014
        • 8418

        #18
        Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

        Originally posted by In-Human View Post
        Yay ! Some good old stereotypes ! Some time I'm going to go around and pick the best of them to thank God for so much laughter But SoalheiraMan was right, if you are not from the usa, you are quite quickly ostracised. I do not really mind though, it was worth it. So much for everyone around here being nice ...
        I am not from the USA, dear, and yet I am not ostracized here. If you take a look around, you will find True Christians(TM) here from all sorts of UnGodly countries. Your Portuguese friend was not ostracized - he was criticized, perhaps?

        I think you are being over-sensitive. Please stay - you have so much to learn, and God brought you here for a reason.

        With very best wishes,
        Joanna
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • In-Human
          Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
          • Dec 2014
          • 36

          #19
          Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
          I am not from the USA, dear, and yet I am not ostracized here. If you take a look around, you will find True Christians™ here from all sorts of UnGodly countries. Your Portuguese friend was not ostracized - he was criticized, perhaps?

          I think you are being over-sensitive. Please stay - you have so much to learn, and God brought you here for a reason.

          With very best wishes,
          Joanna
          Oh please do not take it to heart, I already said I do not feel offended. Furthermore I find this

          Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles
          This must lead to a lot of mistakes: I wonder if this is why the French are so sexually immoral?



          quite hilarious. So there is no problem with me - please stay right as you are, an enthusiast and endearing group of hell-bent, but surely heaven-bound (as long as you do not act on ALL of your beliefs) group of true christians, skilled at reading the Scriptures for the glory of God almighty, may he bless us all !

          Pfew that was a long sentence. Anyway, good night, I'm going to sleep, I wish you a successful sleep in the company of Jesus.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • alooneymoron
            Unsaved trash, avowed godmocker
            • Dec 2014
            • 187

            #20
            Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

            Hello In-Human and SoalheiraMan-- You have not been ostracized since you have not been "banned". Hang in there......
            Mark 13:22
            “For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”

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            • Dolores de Barriga
              Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2014
              • 462

              #21
              Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

              Originally posted by In-Human View Post
              SoalheiraMan was right, if you are not from the usa, you are quite quickly ostracised.
              Not true. I'm not from this country, I'm not even a Baptist, yet this community has been nothing but helpful and friendly towards me. Actually, they've even allowed me to study their lovely congregation in Iowa! I'm in the process of tying up loose ends in Illinois and moving to Iowa, and I hope to start my research project soon!!

              Personally, I may not agree with some of the views expressed by the members of this community, but I respect these views, and, in fact, I admire this church for being more faithful to the true message of the Bible than any other denomination I've ever heard of.

              Originally posted by In-Human View Post
              American ? Do you mean English ?
              No, she means American. There is a difference, you know. Before leaving Spain, I've spent money in private schools learning British English only to discover this knowledge was completely useless in the US.
              John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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              • Des
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2013
                • 2718

                #22
                Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

                Originally posted by In-Human View Post
                It is, but free speech does not apply on private property. This is LBC's forum, and therefore our property.
                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                • Alvin Moss
                  Serving Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 4468

                  #23
                  Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

                  Welcome then, friend. We are friendly and open to all here. Everyone is welcome to come here for fellowship with Christians, even unsaved Roman Catholics, including Italians, Mexicans and Frenchmen.

                  Please do not think we are making a personal attack against you if we point out that the French are a nation of wine besotted perverts who foul the air with the stench of millions of cigarettes, all burning at the same time. On that note, only the air in Communist China rivals the clouds of smoke that drift up from France. It is just that we are bid by the Lord to try to bring you to Jesus. Thus, our liberal outlook on the subject of communicating with unsaved heathens.

                  I believe you should consider the likelihood that the Lord God has brought you here, that you may find salvation. Open your mind, closed as it must be after your Roman indoctrination. Let Jesus in and find salvation. It's that or Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.
                  God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                  • In-Human
                    Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
                    • Dec 2014
                    • 36

                    #24
                    Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

                    Originally posted by alooneymormon View Post
                    Hello In-Human and SoalheiraMan-- You have not been ostracized since you have not been "banned". Hang in there......
                    Thank you ! In fact it's the admin policy here not to ban "sinners" : it seem like they are too nice for that
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468

                      #25
                      Re: Sorry, I'm in the wrong country

                      Originally posted by In-Human View Post
                      Thank you ! In fact it's the admin policy here not to ban "sinners" : it seem like they are too nice for that

                      Yes, it is true. We are all very nice here. We are the friendliest forum on the internets. All are welcome here. It is our hope to guide the unsaved to salvation as we enjoy fellowship with other Christians; old friends and new. Many who come here have no interest in salvation. They must eventually go to Hell. How about you? Got Jesus?
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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