[Roland]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

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How is the van holding up? It would be a shame if bits came loose and hit a couple of cyclists.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

carrying guns everywhere

So on top of everything else, you're against the idea of people being able to defend themselves against criminals?

That is so weird.

[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

So on top of everything else, you're against the idea of people being able to defend themselves against criminals?

That is so weird.

No, you're the weird one here, you don't understand what I'm trying to say, but I can't wait that from a person like you

[Dolores de Barriga]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

Hello, Angry Person.

I don't see why you defend this people that much, you're a woman, you're worthless for them unless you have babies, and you must be quiet all the time, and yes, your stupid bible agrees with what I just said


1 Timothy 2:11-12
1 Timothy 2:15
Genesis 3:16
Deuteronomy 22:28-29

Of course the Bible supports their views. Otherwise, they would have no reason to hold such views, would they? Duh!

In fact, it's not just Christianity that oppresses women - most religions do.

People here are not honest, they cheat normal people with stories about hell and eternal pain just to scare them and make them follow Landover, they don't give a s**t about honesty

Based on my studies and observations, you're wrong. Among all Christian denominations which I have encountered, Landover Baptist Church is the most honest. Other churches lie to their followers by hiding the "inconvenient" parts of the Bible. Landover Baptist Church doesn't do that, but has the audacity to preach the Bible "as is."

I have control of my life, at least I don't use a book that tells me what I must do, I can decide it by myself, I commit mistakes, but at least I can learn from them, that's the good part of not being perfect all the time, thing I wouldn't have if I let another people decide by me

So, you're an atheist. Fine, it's your choice to believe in whatever you want, even deny the existence of a God alltogether. I admit that thought has crossed my mind as well, as my religion studies have sown a seed of doubt in my own faith.

However, why do you have to be so intolerant towards the beliefs of others? Why won't you let this peaceful congregation to worship God? They don't stalk you on atheist forums, why do you keep stalking them?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

No, you're the weird one here, you don't understand what I'm trying to say, but I can't wait that from a person like you

Oh, I understand your line of BS perfectly well. That doesn't mean it's not BS.

[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

Oh, I understand your line of BS perfectly well. That doesn't mean it's not BS.

It's funny you say I'm the one talking BS here, after all, this whole stupid forum is completely made of BS, and its members have no brain

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

Listen, Cupcake, do you hear that sound?

Shhhh!

Listen!

You know what that sound is?

That's Jesus Christ, knocking on your door, with a nail-pierced hand.

WILL YOU LET HIM IN?

[Roland]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

Listen, Cupcake, [...]

WILL YOU LET HIM IN?

That is a trick question SS. As long as you have an AR15 or similar you should be fine though.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

That is a trick question SS. As long as you have an AR15 or similar you should be fine though.

Roland, first of all, AR15's are cheap imitations of military rifles. They lack the ability to be fired on full auto, and I'm quite frankly thinking of turning mine in for a new pair of Air Jordans or Taylor Swift concert tickets the next time those idiots who run the city of Oakland have one of their "gun buy back" feel-good events.


Now that we've gotten that out of the way, would you care to explain why you're making light of a subject as serious as the fate of our dear friend Javiera's aeternal soul?

I'm trying to keep this young lady from perishing in Hell, and all you can do is sit there and take pot-shots at us?

You owe Javiera (and Jesus) an apology!

[Roland]

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Roland, first of all, AR15's are cheap imitations of military rifles.

The AR-15 is not necessarily a cheap imitation. Decent manufacturers will offer you a 5.56 nato caliber instead of the .223 sporting caliber. Does this look like imitation to you?



1.129,00$ of pure joy and liberty

You owe Javiera (and Jesus) an apology!

Meh.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

Meh.

I guess you didn't get the memo:

When a True Christian™ gently suggests that you do something, the appropriate response is not "meh."

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

It's funny you say I'm the one talking BS here, after all, this whole stupid forum is completely made of BS, and its members have no brain

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Roland]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

I guess you didn't get the memo:

When a True Christian™ gently suggests that you do something, the appropriate response is not "meh."

I apologize. ¨Meh¨ is a lousy answer, it merely demonstrated my lazines.

They lack the ability to be fired on full auto

Some do full auto, some don´t and a tiny few do burst fire. In my opinion full auto is for machine guns and suppressive fire. A rifle is for punching holes in paper, deer or perhaps killing people in a war. One bullet at a time should be fine to accomplish that. Collateral damage is frowned upon a bit in the rest of the world.

, and I'm quite frankly thinking of turning mine in for a new pair of Air Jordans or Taylor Swift concert tickets the next time those idiots who run the city of Oakland have one of their "gun buy back" feel-good events.

That would be a shame. In your situation however it might be a good idea to turn in your weapons for a new pair of Air Jordans or Taylor Swift concert tickets.

Kind regards, Roland

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

Friend, the single most important distinction between an AR15 and an M16 is that the former can't be fired on full auto.

And this is a really, really important distinction. I tried to hunt squab without full auto capability once, and let me tell you, it SUCKED.

[Roland]

Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

Friend, the single most important distinction between an AR15 and an M16 is that the former can't be fired on full auto.

The AR15 will do full auto:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjoOWbHHnGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlOVK60BQrs

The most important question is: Do you need it?

Kind regards, Roland