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  • Roland
    Obese Swedish Meatball
    Delusional Forum Member
    • May 2014
    • 2193

    #46
    Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    [...]
    How is the van holding up? It would be a shame if bits came loose and hit a couple of cyclists.
    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #47
      Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

      Originally posted by SunsetShimmer View Post
      carrying guns everywhere
      So on top of everything else, you're against the idea of people being able to defend themselves against criminals?

      That is so weird.
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      • OverlyAttachedJaviera
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Dec 2014
        • 58

        #48
        Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        So on top of everything else, you're against the idea of people being able to defend themselves against criminals?

        That is so weird.

        No, you're the weird one here, you don't understand what I'm trying to say, but I can't wait that from a person like you

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        • Dolores de Barriga
          Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2014
          • 462

          #49
          Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

          Hello, Angry Person.

          Originally posted by SunsetShimmer View Post
          I don't see why you defend this people that much, you're a woman, you're worthless for them unless you have babies, and you must be quiet all the time, and yes, your stupid bible agrees with what I just said


          1 Timothy 2:11-12
          1 Timothy 2:15
          Genesis 3:16
          Deuteronomy 22:28-29
          Of course the Bible supports their views. Otherwise, they would have no reason to hold such views, would they? Duh!

          In fact, it's not just Christianity that oppresses women - most religions do.

          Originally posted by SunsetShimmer View Post
          People here are not honest, they cheat normal people with stories about hell and eternal pain just to scare them and make them follow Landover, they don't give a s**t about honesty
          Based on my studies and observations, you're wrong. Among all Christian denominations which I have encountered, Landover Baptist Church is the most honest. Other churches lie to their followers by hiding the "inconvenient" parts of the Bible. Landover Baptist Church doesn't do that, but has the audacity to preach the Bible "as is."

          Originally posted by SunsetShimmer View Post
          I have control of my life, at least I don't use a book that tells me what I must do, I can decide it by myself, I commit mistakes, but at least I can learn from them, that's the good part of not being perfect all the time, thing I wouldn't have if I let another people decide by me
          So, you're an atheist. Fine, it's your choice to believe in whatever you want, even deny the existence of a God alltogether. I admit that thought has crossed my mind as well, as my religion studies have sown a seed of doubt in my own faith.

          However, why do you have to be so intolerant towards the beliefs of others? Why won't you let this peaceful congregation to worship God? They don't stalk you on atheist forums, why do you keep stalking them?
          John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050

            #50
            Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

            Originally posted by SunsetShimmer View Post
            No, you're the weird one here, you don't understand what I'm trying to say, but I can't wait that from a person like you
            Oh, I understand your line of BS perfectly well. That doesn't mean it's not BS.
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            • OverlyAttachedJaviera
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2014
              • 58

              #51
              Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              Oh, I understand your line of BS perfectly well. That doesn't mean it's not BS.

              It's funny you say I'm the one talking BS here, after all, this whole stupid forum is completely made of BS, and its members have no brain

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #52
                Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

                Listen, Cupcake, do you hear that sound?

                Shhhh!

                Listen!

                You know what that sound is?

                That's Jesus Christ, knocking on your door, with a nail-pierced hand.

                WILL YOU LET HIM IN?
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                • Roland
                  Obese Swedish Meatball
                  Delusional Forum Member
                  • May 2014
                  • 2193

                  #53
                  Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Listen, Cupcake, [...]

                  WILL YOU LET HIM IN?
                  That is a trick question SS. As long as you have an AR15 or similar you should be fine though.
                  Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                  Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #54
                    Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

                    Originally posted by Roland View Post
                    That is a trick question SS. As long as you have an AR15 or similar you should be fine though.
                    Roland, first of all, AR15's are cheap imitations of military rifles. They lack the ability to be fired on full auto, and I'm quite frankly thinking of turning mine in for a new pair of Air Jordans or Taylor Swift concert tickets the next time those idiots who run the city of Oakland have one of their "gun buy back" feel-good events.


                    Now that we've gotten that out of the way, would you care to explain why you're making light of a subject as serious as the fate of our dear friend Javiera's aeternal soul?

                    I'm trying to keep this young lady from perishing in Hell, and all you can do is sit there and take pot-shots at us?

                    You owe Javiera (and Jesus) an apology!


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                    • Roland
                      Obese Swedish Meatball
                      Delusional Forum Member
                      • May 2014
                      • 2193

                      #55
                      Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Roland, first of all, AR15's are cheap imitations of military rifles.
                      The AR-15 is not necessarily a cheap imitation. Decent manufacturers will offer you a 5.56 nato caliber instead of the .223 sporting caliber. Does this look like imitation to you?



                      1.129,00$ of pure joy and liberty

                      You owe Javiera (and Jesus) an apology!


                      Meh.
                      Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                      Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #56
                        Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

                        Originally posted by Roland View Post



                        Meh.

                        I guess you didn't get the memo:

                        When a True Christian™ gently suggests that you do something, the appropriate response is not "meh."
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #57
                          Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

                          Originally posted by SunsetShimmer View Post
                          It's funny you say I'm the one talking BS here, after all, this whole stupid forum is completely made of BS, and its members have no brain
                          Dear Godmocking Whore;

                          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                          YIC,

                          --Pastor Ezekiel
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Roland
                            Obese Swedish Meatball
                            Delusional Forum Member
                            • May 2014
                            • 2193

                            #58
                            Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

                            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                            I guess you didn't get the memo:

                            When a True Christian™ gently suggests that you do something, the appropriate response is not "meh."
                            I apologize. ¨Meh¨ is a lousy answer, it merely demonstrated my lazines.

                            They lack the ability to be fired on full auto
                            Some do full auto, some don´t and a tiny few do burst fire. In my opinion full auto is for machine guns and suppressive fire. A rifle is for punching holes in paper, deer or perhaps killing people in a war. One bullet at a time should be fine to accomplish that. Collateral damage is frowned upon a bit in the rest of the world.

                            , and I'm quite frankly thinking of turning mine in for a new pair of Air Jordans or Taylor Swift concert tickets the next time those idiots who run the city of Oakland have one of their "gun buy back" feel-good events.
                            That would be a shame. In your situation however it might be a good idea to turn in your weapons for a new pair of Air Jordans or Taylor Swift concert tickets.

                            Kind regards, Roland
                            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #59
                              Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

                              Friend, the single most important distinction between an AR15 and an M16 is that the former can't be fired on full auto.

                              And this is a really, really important distinction. I tried to hunt squab without full auto capability once, and let me tell you, it SUCKED.
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                              • Roland
                                Obese Swedish Meatball
                                Delusional Forum Member
                                • May 2014
                                • 2193

                                #60
                                Re: I'm obsessed with Landover

                                Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                                Friend, the single most important distinction between an AR15 and an M16 is that the former can't be fired on full auto.
                                The AR15 will do full auto:




                                The most important question is: Do you need it?

                                Kind regards, Roland
                                Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                                Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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