I'm obsessed with Landover plus I'm kind of a lard-ass

[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

Hi, I just came here and I don't really know what to say... well, I don't read the bible but this forum looks nice, I don't go to church either because I prefer to do another stuff during weekends. First of all, I'm a woman and I'm 20 years old, I'm single and having children isn't in my future plans yet, I want to have a career first and my own money, maybe after that I meet a good man to marry, but I'm not hurried


I'm against abortion, I like traveling, art, watching good old tv shows, food, specially french fries, eggs and fish and I love Tim Burton's movies, my favorite are The corpse bride and Beetlejuice, and other of my favorite movies is Equestria Girls: Rainbow Rocks


So that's for now, I'll wait for some answers, bye

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello! Why do you avoid the Bible but rot your brain with pedophile anime and necrophilia stop-motion movies?



You should really give up those childish pursuits (children should too for that matter).

(1 Corinthians 13:11) "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Didymus Much]

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...I don't read the bible...

As this forum is entirely about the Bible, just how do you plan on contributing?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I love Tim Burton's movies, my favorite are The corpse bride and Beetlejuice,

Are you a godless Goth?

[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

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Are you a godless Goth?

I'm not in that kind of stuff, but I have no problem with goths, I merely like Tim Burton's movies, nothing else, and if I like some things you can see as "childish" is because some of them are cute and interesting

[Didymus Much]

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I...I...I...I...

Whole bunch of not caring about your personal likes and attempted justifications going on here in case you didn't realize.

Bible. Read it. Here's an online one to start: kingjbible.com

Take notes, we'll discuss how much you disgust God and make Jesus want to throw up:

Revelation 3:16 "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth."

[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick

You sound like a believer, why you have that under your username?

[Didymus Much]

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...You sound like a believer, why you have that under your username?

Don't know, I don't think I'm arrogant.

[alooneymoron]

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What about the other 2 things?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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What about the other 2 things?

There speaks someone who has never read the drivel Didymus posts. I thought he had been banned?

[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

Re: Hello...

Hello! Why do you avoid the Bible but rot your brain with pedophile anime and necrophilia stop-motion movies?



You should really give up those childish pursuits (children should too for that matter).

(1 Corinthians 13:11) "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I think people shouldn't put away their likes just because others say so, I enjoy those movies and TV shows. For example, some months ago I started re watching an old childhood cartoon, "Beetlejuice animated series", based in one of my favorite movies, is pretty cool by the way

[Didymus Much]

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I think...

So... how's that Bible reading coming along?

[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

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So... how's that Bible reading coming along?

Seriously, what's so wrong with listening to my conscience? Bible is ok sometimes as a guide, but we must use the head too

[Didymus Much]

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Seriously, what's so wrong with listening to my conscience?...

Seriously, if you don't see the stupidity of asking that question on a Bible-believing Baptist church's website, you REALLY need to read the Bible before you stick your legs even further into your esophagus.

...Bible is ok sometimes as a guide, but we must use the head too

Scripture in support of using your brain instead of God's perfectly preserved words of wisdom.

NOW.

Or repent of your heresy.

[OverlyAttachedJaviera]

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Seriously, if you don't see the stupidity of asking that question on a Bible-believing Baptist church's website, you REALLY need to read the Bible before you stick your legs even further into your esophagus.

I truly needed to ask that, since everybody in here are totally nuts

Scripture in support of using your brain instead of God's perfectly preserved words of wisdom.

NOW.

Or repent of your heresy.

Very funny ¬¬