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  • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
    Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
    • Jan 2015
    • 21

    #31
    Re: My intro

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    No True Christian™ holds rage for anyone or anything.
    That's one of the reasons I'm here, to be able to talk to like minded people. I think it might help.
    Exodus 22:18
    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14079

      #32
      Re: My intro

      Originally posted by God_Hand aka "iron wiccan" View Post
      That's one of the reasons I'm here, to be able to talk to like minded people. I think it might help.
      You know what would really help? Reading the Bible.

      If you had read it, you would have known that nowhere does Jesus command His followers to hold rage in any form for anyone, and that anyone who would call themself a "Christian" does what Jesus commands, no more and no less.

      So get reading. Two books a day, you'll be done in a month(ish). Take notes, we'll discuss.

      Cya then.

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      • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
        Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
        • Jan 2015
        • 21

        #33
        Re: My intro

        Can you guys at least fix my name? And if you want to use a verse please make it Matthew 10:34
        Exodus 22:18
        Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #34
          Re: My intro

          Originally posted by God_Hand aka "iron wiccan" View Post
          Can you guys at least fix my name? And if you want to use a verse please make it Matthew 10:34
          The DOF (Department Of Faith) has given me a preliminary dossier on you, and it appears that your email address has the phrase "iron wiccan" in it. Would you like to explain that, or shall we wait until their True Christian(tm) investigation is complete?

          The Truth(c) shall set you free, young man.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
            Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
            • Jan 2015
            • 21

            #35
            Re: My intro

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            The DOF (Department Of Faith) has given me a preliminary dossier on you, and it appears that your email address has the phrase "iron wiccan" in it. Would you like to explain that, or shall we wait until their True Christian™ investigation is complete?

            The Truth© shall set you free, young man.
            That? Hahahaha! Its a hacked email. The previous owner started spamming my email and I decided it was time for a new email. So instead of creating a new one I hacked this one, deleted and blocked all contacts, at "set up shop" if you will. That's all it is. Nothing then a hacked email I pried from a God mocking heathen, in a few months I'll probably make I different email when I get the time.
            Exodus 22:18
            Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #36
              Re: My intro

              Originally posted by God_Hand aka "iron wiccan" View Post
              That? Hahahaha! Its a hacked email....
              Confession of crime? You're no Christian.

              Titus 3:1 "Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,"

              Oh, and welcome to the FBI watchlist.

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              • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
                Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
                • Jan 2015
                • 21

                #37
                Re: My intro

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Confession of crime? You're no Christian.

                Titus 3:1 "Put them in mind to be subject to principalities and powers, to obey magistrates, to be ready to every good work,"

                Oh, and welcome to the FBI watchlist.
                So I should have let that Godless freak keep it? If its that big of a deal I can just make a different email.
                Exodus 22:18
                Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                • Elmer G. White
                  Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                  Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                   
                  • Apr 2014
                  • 10269

                  #38
                  Re: My intro

                  Originally posted by God_Hand aka "iron wiccan" View Post
                  I find talk to be nothing but a waste, actions get things done.
                  Originally posted by God_Hand aka "iron wiccan" View Post
                  No I'm not "wiccan", if I was would I join a christian forum?

                  And the reason I love Jesus is he saved me from myself, gave me something to direct my rage towards. All heathens, satanists, homos, and all those who do not walk in the light of our lord Jesus Christ. Thus the name God_hand
                  Originally posted by God_Hand aka "iron wiccan" View Post
                  That? Hahahaha! Its a hacked email. The previous owner started spamming my email and I decided it was time for a new email. So instead of creating a new one I hacked this one, deleted and blocked all contacts, at "set up shop" if you will. That's all it is. Nothing then a hacked email I pried from a God mocking heathen, in a few months I'll probably make I different email when I get the time.
                  I'm so glad you're no longer so taciturn! Glory!



                  Nahum 1:12
                  Thus saith the LORD; Though they be quiet, and likewise many, yet thus shall they be cut down, when he shall pass through. Though I have afflicted thee, I will afflict thee no more.


                  Now we can concentrate more on worshipping Jesus and less on your personal trauma regarding your wiccan past. Once you repent openly and wholeheartedly, there is no reason Jesus would not listen to your prayers and give you his conditional love.



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                  • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
                    Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
                    • Jan 2015
                    • 21

                    #39
                    Re: My intro

                    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                    I'm so glad you're no longer so taciturn! Glory!



                    Nahum 1:12
                    Thus saith the LORD; Though they be quiet, and likewise many, yet thus shall they be cut down, when he shall pass through. Though I have afflicted thee, I will afflict thee no more.


                    Now we can concentrate more on worshipping Jesus and less on your personal trauma regarding your wiccan past. Once you repent openly and wholeheartedly, there is no reason Jesus would not listen to your prayers and give you his conditional love.



                    Yours in Christ,

                    Elmer
                    Only problem with that is I have NEVER been wiccan, again, I used a hacked email and I can change it if its that big of a problem.
                    Exodus 22:18
                    Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                    • Zechariah Smyth
                      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                      True Christian™
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 15251

                      #40
                      Re: My intro

                      Originally posted by God_Hand aka "iron wiccan" View Post
                      Only problem with that is I have NEVER been wiccan, again, I used a hacked email and I can change it if its that big of a problem.
                      A guy with a forge who just happens to hack an iron_wiccan email addy?



                      How about some truth, kid? Try it...you just might like it!
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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14079

                        #41
                        Re: My intro

                        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                        A guy with a forge...
                        Only thing he forges are identities.

                        ...How about some truth, kid? Try it...you just might like it!
                        Truth? From Zach from Boise? Magic 8-Ball says, "Unlikely".

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                        • God_Hand aka "iron wiccan"
                          Unsaved trash, suspected teenaged witch
                          • Jan 2015
                          • 21

                          #42
                          Re: My intro

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          Only thing he forges are identities.



                          Truth? From Zach from Boise? Magic 8-Ball says, "Unlikely".
                          Ok, first off. My name is James. Yes I'm in Idaho but I live in Moscow (northern Idaho) I already explained its a hacked email, any relation to my hobby is pure coincidence. I don't know any Zach and I have never been to Boise. Would you like me to spill my life story while I'm at it? Take this information how you will, but a will not stand by and have my integrity dragged through the mud with accusations of being some tree hugging, dirt kissing, goat slaughtering, baby eating heathen!
                          Exodus 22:18
                          Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #43
                            Re: My intro

                            Originally posted by God_Hand aka "iron wiccan" View Post
                            Ok, first off. My name is James. Yes I'm in Idaho but I live in Moscow...
                            Sure, whatever you say.

                            ...a will not stand by and have my integrity dragged through the mud...
                            True Christians™ and anyone who has read the Bible knows that comes with the territory, and rejoice in it:

                            Matthew 5:11 "Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake."

                            ...with accusations of being some tree hugging, dirt kissing, goat slaughtering, baby eating heathen!
                            What else do you do with goats up there in lonely Idaho?

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #44
                              Re: My intro

                              Welcome friend. How long have your been a homersexalist for? Tell me, doesn't the smell bother you?

                              Did you know, queers like you do not get to go to Heaven. That alone should be more than enough reason to stop the 'sword play' and get straight with Jesus. I imagine God retches a little in His mouth with every plunge you make into your boyfriends rectum.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063

                                #45
                                Re: My intro

                                Originally posted by God_Hand aka "iron wiccan" View Post
                                Ok, first off. My name is James. Yes I'm in Idaho but I live in Moscow (northern Idaho)
                                Hey, smart guy. Moscow is in the USSR.

                                Did you think no one would notice that?

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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