May God have mercy on your soul.

[Tree of Woe]

May God have mercy on your soul is what I tell the drug addicted, left handed, liberal, homesexual, electronic cigarette sucking sodomites that I load into the back of my ambulance every night.

Hello my name is Wellington Sherlock, I attend and teach Sunday school at the Fellowship Baptist Church in White Settlement, Texas. I am also a paramedic, I consider it an outreach program.

My favorite verses come from the book of revelations. Here is just one of them:

Revelations 16:21 And there fell upon men a great hail out of heaven, every stone about the weight of a talent: and men blasphemed God because of the plague of the hail; for the plague thereof was exceeding great.

The AIDS virus is a blessing from God and I thank him every day for it. I do however pray for Armageddon and the wholesale slaughter of the Godless masses. I know I shouldnt question God's master plan, but AIDS is just taking to gosh darn long. ( excuse the language )

[Elmer G. White]

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May God have mercy on your soul is what I tell the drug addicted, left handed, liberal, homesexual, electronic cigarette sucking sodomites that I load into the back of my ambulance every night.

Hello my name is Wellington Sherlock, I attend and teach Sunday school at the Fellowship Baptist Church in White Settlement, Texas. I am also a paramedic, I consider it an outreach program.

My favorite verses come from the book of revelations. Here is just one of them:

Revelations 16:21 And there fell upon men a great hail out of heaven, every stone about the weight of a talent: and men blasphemed God because of the plague of the hail; for the plague thereof was exceeding great.

The AIDS virus is a blessing from God and I thank him every day for it. I do however pray for Armageddon and the wholesale slaughter of the Godless masses. I know I shouldnt question God's master plan, but AIDS is just taking to gosh darn long. ( excuse the language )

Hello, Mr. Woe,

Quite a nice introduction. And Revelation is so uplifting.

Paramedic? I'm a bit worried about that... I hope you principally use prayer as your tool of trade and do not interfere with God's master plan with defibrillators or intubation with deep-throating plastic tallywhacker imitations! However, we DO need Christian paramedics who leave the healing to Jesus and join the victims of accidents and disease in mighty prayer.


Not these!

Obadiah 1:13
Thou shouldest not have entered into the gate of my people in the day of their calamity; yea, thou shouldest not have looked on their affliction in the day of their calamity, nor have laid hands on their substance in the day of their calamity;


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I see duty has called you away from our friendly forums within the half hour! My, how must have you busy!

I'd love to hear your favorite converting practice! I do so enjoy hearing the hope that sneaks into a person's voice as they recognize the suffering they feel at the time of injury or disease is just an appetizer to whet their whistle should they desire an eternity of pain and horror! How uplifting it is to see a man beg for his life, knowing the outcome hangs on just the right turn of a phrase!

Glory!

[James Hutchins]

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Dosen't that beat all! I am IN White Settlement right this moment in my truck, providing lawn professionals with mass transportation in my cattle car to Free hold, with the left overs to the Home Depot in Des Moines.
Where are you? I have some time to spend as we do not load until after dark.

[Tree of Woe]

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I am heading to a hospice in Houston, Texas. I am driving an ambulance while I write this. The good Lord must have heard my prayers, we were sent to pick up a terminal AIDS patient. I rode in the back with the patient the first hour. He is a godless sodomite, and made no effort to repent for his sins even after I removed his oxygen mask and IV. I spent a few minutes reading the book of revelations and gave him a * SPOILER ALERT * of what an eternity burning in the lake of fire was going to feel like.

I finally commanded my EMT ( partner ) to get in the back with him. She is a Godless whore. Her hair is dyed two different colors, she has tattoos down to her wrists and is wearing ear rings and lip stick. I am hoping she will feel the need to perform CPR on him and give God the opportunity to give her the gift of AIDS.

I am of course texting and driving, because Jesus is my co-pilot. If the good lord sees fit for us to die in a firey ball of twisted metal then I will just get to meet the good Lord that much sooner and the two in the back can take the express lane to damnation.

Praise God for cleansing the earth of another infected pervert who refuses to repent.

REV 16:11 And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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I am of course texting and driving, because Jesus is my co-pilot.

W H A T ?

What did I just read?!

REPENT!!! JESUS IS THE MASTER! JESUS IS LORD!!!
You are just dust!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Friend, I shall add your prayer request to my Prayer List.

Jesus Lord, You are the Lord of Mercy, and You are the Lord of Hope. Hear our friend Wellington Sherlock's plea, and deliver Your Grace to his foul, degenerate partner through the form of the AIDS virus. May she learn to lean on You and only You in these few days ahead of her in this, her short, and hopeless life. We just lift Wellington Sherlock's ambulance to you, Dear Jesus, and we just plea the Blood of Life around Wellington Sherlock, and we just ask that you Bless his work as he compels the degenerate unsaved trash around him to convert in order to avoid an eternity of torture and anguish, as is Your Divine Right to inflict upon them and upon us all because we are naught but Your lowly creatures. And yet, some of us you pluck right out of the very coal chute straight to Hell, and you Save us, and you show the world your Mercy and your Charity through us! We just bless you, Jesus, and we praise your Holy Name!

Amen!

[Tree of Woe]

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I'd love to hear your favorite converting practice!

Well, I no longer believe in medicine, none of it. But one thing we learned in Paramedic school that I do believe in is something they call the "Teachable Moment". The teachable moment is where you Judge the injured or sick person. Here is an example:

Paramedic: Maam, what seems to be the problem today?

Godless Whore: I am having lower abdominal pains.

Paramedic: Hmmm... May I ask another question?

Godless Whore: Yes, but please hurry, I am in pain.

Paramedic: You are a GODLESS whore! The pain you are feeling is your unclean organs rotting from the inside out. I cant help you, only our Lord can save you. REPENT YOUR SINS NOW if you want to avoid an eternity of pain, gnashing of teeth, wailing, burning and torment.

Godless Whore: --------- ghhha---- ckkk----- blurbbble---- cough-----------------------------------------------------------------

Paramedic: Praise God! Another one in your sweet embrace!

[JustGotSaved]

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Stuff, you know, stuff. )

You do realize that "Tree of Woe" is a reference to the tree that Conan the Barbarian was crucified on, yes crucified, by Thulsa Doom, a magical negro Snake Demon..

Why did you choose that name? I think maybe you know a little too much about the occult.

And there was nudity in that movie too!

Is your name chosen somehow to mock Christianity?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09kuOAr_wkc

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome then, Tree of Woe. We are friendly here and trusty, too. I am myself from your neck of the woods. In fact, one of my neighbors was Vice President of the Angleton Bank of Commerce until he was falsely accused of making improper loans to himself. He was the victim of a power struggle with godless elements within the bank. Those were sound loans, but he found himself imprisoned.

Do tell us of your life with Jesus and your work for the Lord. Many here are unfamiliar with godly Texas, as they are forced to live among Yankees, Englishmen, Chinamen and the like. They are trapped indoors to avoid their neighbors and they thirst for news from the rest of the world.

God Bless!

[John Creeser]

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Welcome friend - your Godly post is quite refreshing compared to the hordes of Godmockers we get on this holiest of forums.

Do you hunt? Do you use a rifle or bow?

[Tree of Woe]

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You do realize that "Tree of Woe" is a reference to the tree that Conan the Barbarian was crucified on, yes crucified, by Thulsa Doom, a magical negro Snake Demon..

Why did you choose that name? I think maybe you know a little too much about the occult.

And there was nudity in that movie too!

Is your name chosen somehow to mock Christianity?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09kuOAr_wkc

Get thee behind me Satan! " Tree of Woe " is from an old Hymn the slaves used to sing on my family plantation. I have never heard the song all the way through, but what I heard ( in between lashes from a whip ) sounded very uplifting ( Father believed that disciplining his farm hands cleansed them from sin ).

I dont know what a "Conan" is. I am going to respectfully ask that you keep your gay enuendo to yourself.

[Tree of Woe]

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Welcome friend - your Godly post is quite refreshing compared to the hordes of Godmockers we get on this holiest of forums.

Do you hunt? Do you use a rifle or bow?

I was more of a fisherman, and not the good kind sadly...

When I was a young man I fell into a crowd that went fishing. By fishing, I mean "noodling" the practice of catching a catfish my letting in get your hand or arm in its mouth.

As Christ has taught us " NOT IN THE MOUTH ". I have since repented for this quasi-felatio fetish. Satan's homosexual fishing bait was revealed to me by my Father, and several months of brutal beatings later I felt cleansed.

To answer you question on hunting. Yes, I kill everything that walks, flys, or climbs a tree. I will use a rifle, pistol, spear, bow, knife or my bare hands. My wife Karen runs an Vegan outreach program where she helps cure them of the homosexual practice of eating vegetables. The meat comes in handy.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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" Tree of Woe " is from an old Hymn the slaves used to sing on my family plantation.

Are you sure about this? Are you sure that you don't remember wrong?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Hello Mr Sherlock and welcome to Landover Baptist. I will join Sister Mary Etheldreda in prayer for your co-worker.

Are you sure about this? Are you sure that you don't remember wrong?

I can well believe, Brother Marco, that this young man's father's slaves may have been so ignorant as to mistake the cross on which Our Lord (temporarily) died for a tree. As far as they were concerned, lynchings generally involved trees and so anything made of wood would appear to be a tree in their primitive minds.