Hello Members

[Ronnyroll]

I m a tester at website designing company in Mumbai and interested to learn more about Jesus. I came across this forum while searching for christian forums.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Welcome Ronny! What do you know about Jesus now?

[Ronnyroll]

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Welcome Ronny! What do you know about Jesus now?

i married a catholic Girl.
Jesus conveyed more about confession more often.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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i married a catholic Girl.
Jesus conveyed more about confession more often.

I'm a little confused Ronny...are you saying that Jesus told us to go inside a little duplex closet and tell a complete stranger our sins?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Oh my. I'm so sorry. Your Catholic wife is similarly on her way to Hell unless she repents as well (John 3:18). Believing that Jesus exists and that he loves her isn't what brings Salvation from Eternal Damnation. Confessing to priests dressed up in embarrassing dresses and chewing on tasteless crackers isn't what brings Salvation from Eternal Damnation. Believing that God performs Catholic miracles in spite of evidence to the contrary (Man Faces Death Threats and Jail for Pointing Out That Weeping Jesus "Miracle" Is Just Faulty Plumbing) isn't what brings Salvation from Eternal Damnation. Although, I've got to admit, the thought of a bunch of stupid Catholics hovering around a statue thinking its tears are the Tears of God when in reality it's toilet bunk leaking from old pipes is a pretty funny trick for God to play on that group of ignorant sods! Can you imagine how stupid they will feel when they get to meet Jesus (2 Corinthians 5:10) and He says "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels" (Matthew 25:31-46 )? And when they ask why, He'll say, "Look, you fools slobbered all over each other to scrape up toilet water, and then worshiped it!

[Artofburning]

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i married a catholic Girl.
Jesus conveyed more about confession more often.

If you truly care about your wife, you would do well to instruct her to abandon her idolatrous ways ASAP and to come to these Holy forums for proper tutelage on how to properly give praise to Our Lord and Saviour. Failure to do so is to deliberately undermine God's wishes.

2 Corinthians 6:14-
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

2 Corinthians 6:15-
And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

2 Corinthians 6:16-
And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.

[DemonThinker96]

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Oh my. I'm so sorry. Your Catholic wife is similarly on her way to Hell unless she repents as well (John 3:18). Believing that Jesus exists and that he loves her isn't what brings Salvation from Eternal Damnation. Confessing to priests dressed up in embarrassing dresses and chewing on tasteless crackers isn't what brings Salvation from Eternal Damnation. Believing that God performs Catholic miracles in spite of evidence to the contrary (Man Faces Death Threats and Jail for Pointing Out That Weeping Jesus "Miracle" Is Just Faulty Plumbing) isn't what brings Salvation from Eternal Damnation. Although, I've got to admit, the thought of a bunch of stupid Catholics hovering around a statue thinking its tears are the Tears of God when in reality it's toilet bunk leaking from old pipes is a pretty funny trick for God to play on that group of ignorant sods! Can you imagine how stupid they will feel when they get to meet Jesus (2 Corinthians 5:10) and He says "Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels" (Matthew 25:31-46 )? And when they ask, He'll say, "Look, you fools slobbered all over each other to scrape up toilet water, and then worshiped it!

Hell isn't real. You have nothing to worry about

[Artofburning]

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Hell isn't real. You have nothing to worry about

Uhh, from whose rectum was your head pulled? Or are you just not capable of logical deduction? Just as existence itself is testament to God's existence, sin evidences Satan's existence and his megalomaniacal influence upon the Earth.

1 John 3:8- He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.

So if Satan exists, so too does Hell! Where else can the filth that is his existence dwell?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hell isn't real. You have nothing to worry about

Shut your yap, demon! Hell is chock-full of idiots like you who think satan doesn't exist. You'll find out soon enough.

I m a tester at website designing company in Mumbai and interested to learn more about Jesus. I came across this forum while searching for christian forums.

Are you prepared to renounces all of the hindaloo demons you people worship? Are you ready to beg Jesus to wash you clean of all the filthy brown sin that you've been wallowing in? And how about your addiction to hashish? Are you ready to be cured forever thru His blood sacrifice?

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