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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #16
    Re: Let me introduce myself without the title being changed.

    Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
    He's not beloved because he cut himself, he's beloved because he rose above that.
    Sorry Charlie. Google him. You'll see that his mortification is what he's remembered best for.



    Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
    And by the way, not all Catholic priests are child molesters,
    If these guys actually believed in and followed Jesus and had the Holy Ghost lodged deep into their souls like they claim, not a single one would. Your creepy little organization should be able to sniff out a perv a mile away if it was what it claims to be. Your bishops claim to have a lineage of the authority of Christ that can be traced back to the 12 Apostles, and yet none of the Apostles ever raped children, systematically or impulsively as the circumstances allowed. Either this direct line of Apostolic Succession is a farce, or it is functionally identical to a purely human succession.

    Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
    I'm afraid that the odds of me not being banned from this site are slim.
    You can stay as long as you mind your manners and follow the rules, just like anyone else.
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Alvin Moss
      Serving Jesus
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2013
      • 4468

      #17
      Re: Let me introduce myself without the title being changed.

      Thank you for having the decency to make a proper introduction. I can say that your personal revelations come as no surprise, but they are disappointing none the less. You are a Roman, a Yankee and a communist student at a Yankee university. I expect you are studying to be another Yankee lawyer. We need more of those; there's only about 50 million of them now. I hope you don't die before you can be saved. If you do, you will go to Hell. You could request a seat in the philosophers section, but I doubt you will like it much. It's hot down there.
      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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      • Imbecilic queerboy
        Unsaved trash, obese teenaged pervert
        • Feb 2015
        • 27

        #18
        Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

        I don't care about the rules. I'm not here because I believe any of your 1st century ways of thinking. You guys are robots who believe in things written in the Bible that Jesus would puke at.
        I came on here like, "you know what, maybe there is ONE person here who doesn't believe all this craziness. Justifying slavery, sexism, segregation, homophobia, hatred... there has to be someone who wants more out of life than that. I'll go and see." Apparently all the people that do were banned.
        PLEASE ban me. Do it. Feel free, I do not care. If YOU are lucky enough, we might be able to shake hands in heaven someday. I know that my love for God and for all His people will take me there. At least I didn't read the Bible a thousand times and came to the conclusion that my race and gender made me better than everybody else for no reason whatsoever. Your arrogance is appalling. You guys are extremists... I'm only surprised that I don't see you on TV bombing abortion centers.
        But if it makes you feel better, I believe that abortion is evil. Something we may actually agree on.

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        • Jim Farmer
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2014
          • 2293

          #19
          Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

          This John Vianney was particularly unintelligent.
          The school taught arithmetic, history, geography, and Latin. Vianney struggled with school, especially with Latin......In autumn of 1813, he was sent to major seminary at Lyons. Considered too slow, he was returned to Abbe Balley. ......When Vianney’s bishop first assigned him to Ars, he got lost trying to find the town. Two young men tending flocks in the fields pointed him in the right direction
          He was also a coward.
          Two days after he had to report at Lyons [after being drafted], he became ill and was hospitalized, during which time his draft left without him. Once released from the hospital, on January 5, he was sent to Roanne for another draft. He went into a church to pray, and fell behind the group. He met a young man who volunteered to guide him back to his group, but instead led him deep into the mountains of Le Forez, to the village of Les Noes, where deserters had gathered
          So he was a deserter from the army. Twice.

          He was even a deserter from his parish, four times!
          Vianney yearned for the contemplative life of a monk, and four times ran away from Ars, the last time in 1853
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          • MitzaLizalor
            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 14712

            #20
            Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

            Are you going to show me where God requires us to love everyone? Or don't you think that's important.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #21
              Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

              Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
              This John Vianney was particularly unintelligent.

              He was also a coward. So he was a deserter from the army. Twice.

              He was even a deserter from his parish, four times!
              These are the kinds of role models the papists trick children into looking up to and emulating. They do this to raise generation after generation of mindless, spineless drones who in turn grow up to ignorantly hand over their own sons to the next batch of seminary graduates for priestly slumber parties and games of "Find The Hidden Holy Pickle."
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Jim Farmer
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2014
                • 2293

                #22
                Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

                Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                Are you going to show me where God requires us to love everyone? Or don't you think that's important.
                He just admitted he didn't know the Bible very well, but tell me a Romanist who does.
                Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
                At least I didn't read the Bible a thousand times
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                • Imbecilic queerboy
                  Unsaved trash, obese teenaged pervert
                  • Feb 2015
                  • 27

                  #23
                  Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

                  Yeah, he was unintelligent. Heaven isn't just for the elites, however. Jesus only said that like five times as he refuted the hypocritical pharisees. And I feel no need to provide any scriptural readings, its all over the Bible.
                  And once again, love everybody as yourself, right out of Jesus' mouth.
                  Now will you bigots ban me already?

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #24
                    Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

                    Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
                    Yeah, he was unintelligent. Heaven isn't just for the elites, however. Jesus only said that like five times as he refuted the hypocritical pharisees. And I feel no need to provide any scriptural readings, its all over the Bible.
                    And once again, love everybody as yourself, right out of Jesus' mouth.
                    Now will you bigots ban me already?
                    If it's all over the Bible, surely you can answer Sister Mitza's question and provide one example.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Imbecilic queerboy
                      Unsaved trash, obese teenaged pervert
                      • Feb 2015
                      • 27

                      #25
                      Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

                      Matthew 5:3- "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
                      Matthew 20:16- "For the last shall be first, and the first shall be last."

                      BAN ME. Aren't you allowed to ban someone you consider a heathen?

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #26
                        Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

                        Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                        Are you going to show me where God requires us to love everyone? Or don't you think that's important.
                        Neither. Apparently people who do what the creator of EVERYTHING says to do are extremists.



                        I reckon people who follow recipes when cooking or follow a shop manual when replacing a transmission are "extremists" also.

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14712

                          #27
                          Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

                          Matthew 5:3- "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
                          Matthew 20:16- "For the last shall be first, and the first shall be last."
                          That is not about loving anyone. It doesn't even contain the word!
                          And once again, love everybody as yourself, right out of Jesus' mouth.

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #28
                            Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

                            Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
                            Matthew 5:3- "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
                            Matthew 20:16- "For the last shall be first, and the first shall be last."

                            BAN ME. Aren't you allowed to ban someone you consider a heathen?
                            On the contrary: we feel that the more you post the more people will see how retarded and Jesus-hating you are. And even when you leave your words will stay as an example of how people spit in the sweet, sweet face of Our Lord Jesus Christ.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #29
                              Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

                              Originally posted by Imbecilic queerboy View Post
                              PLEASE ban me. Do it.
                              Dear Hatemonger;

                              I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

                              Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

                              If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

                              YIC,

                              --Pastor Ezekiel
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Imbecilic queerboy
                                Unsaved trash, obese teenaged pervert
                                • Feb 2015
                                • 27

                                #30
                                Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

                                Does this red x give me that picture of me being kicked into hell? Because thats what I want.
                                What if I tell your dear old pastor he can piffle (if that got censored, I said the P word) off? Did I do it? Am I gone? Cuz this isn't worth my time. Oh no, did I just say a swear? Right now God's like, "yeah, he had it coming."

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