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  • Imbecilic queerboy
    Unsaved trash, obese teenaged pervert
    • Feb 2015
    • 27

    #1

    Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

    Hello everybody, my name is Mitch, and I'm from Flint Michigan, the perfect example of a godless city. Flint has the highest violence and murder rate in the nation, but I digress. My point is, I've seen everything. I made it out by using my intelligence and hard work to get into a great college. I value trust, honesty, justice, equality, and ethics, and I also love Jesus very much. When I have trouble in my life, I turn to Jesus.
    I encountered Jesus on a church retreat when I was 17, where His undying love convinced me to devote my life to helping people. I am currently studying to be a child psychologist.
    And yes, I am a white male. Clap clap clap.
  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717

    #2
    Re: Let me introduce myself.

    Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
    Hello everybody, my name is Mitch, and I'm from Flint Michigan, the perfect example of a godless city. Flint has the highest violence and murder rate in the nation, but I digress. My point is, I've seen everything. I made it out by using my intelligence and hard work to get into a great college. I value trust, honesty, justice, equality, and ethics, and I also love Jesus very much. When I have trouble in my life, I turn to Jesus.
    I encountered Jesus on a church retreat when I was 17, where His undying love convinced me to devote my life to helping people. I am currently studying to be a child psychologist.
    And yes, I am a white male. Clap clap clap.
    We'll be the judges of your so-called "intelligence", braggart! So far, I'm not impressed...

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    • Imbecilic queerboy
      Unsaved trash, obese teenaged pervert
      • Feb 2015
      • 27

      #3
      Re: Let me introduce myself.

      Yes, I'm aware; I'm a braggart on a website full of people who literally brag openly that they are better than other people. Bit hypocritical, I know.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: Let me introduce myself.

        We even have non-intelligent people who can make a proper introduction. Look at the little box right above your post.

        Church? Verse?



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • Witch Hammer
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 1717

          #5
          Re: Let me introduce myself.

          Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
          Yes, I'm aware; I'm a braggart on a website full of people who literally brag openly that they are better than other people. Bit hypocritical, I know.
          Pompous and sarcastic, too!

          Your persecution only lays down the paving stones that make my jaunt to Heaven that much easier, dunce! Matthew 5:10

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          • Imbecilic queerboy
            Unsaved trash, obese teenaged pervert
            • Feb 2015
            • 27

            #6
            Re: Let me introduce myself without the title being changed.

            St. John Vianney Catholic Church, and my favorite Bible verse is Mark 12:30-31. "You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your mind, and with all your strength."
            "The second is this: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these."

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #7
              Re: Let me introduce myself without the title being changed.

              Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
              St. John Vianney Catholic Church, and my favorite Bible verse is Mark 12:30-31. "You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your mind, and with all your strength."
              "The second is this: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these."


              Good grief, another mackerel-snapper displaying his utter unfamiliarity with Jesus.

              Who was His audience in the verses you claim to love so much?
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              • Imbecilic queerboy
                Unsaved trash, obese teenaged pervert
                • Feb 2015
                • 27

                #8
                Re: Let me introduce myself improperly.

                Everybody. He told everybody to love God and to love everybody. The Bible and salvation isn't just for a select few people; If it was, why do you guys even bother trying to save anybody in the first place?
                I noticed you changed the title of this thread, by the way. "Let me introduce myself". Too polite? But I do like this one better, actually.

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                • Basilissa
                  South of the Border outreach program
                  True Christian™
                   
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 12990

                  #9
                  Re: Let me introduce myself improperly.

                  Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
                  Hello everybody, my name is Mitch, and I'm from Flint Michigan, the perfect example of a godless city. Flint has the highest violence and murder rate in the nation, but I digress. My point is, I've seen everything. I made it out by using my intelligence and hard work to get into a great college. I value trust, honesty, justice, equality, and ethics, and I also love Jesus very much. When I have trouble in my life, I turn to Jesus.
                  I encountered Jesus on a church retreat when I was 17, where His undying love convinced me to devote my life to helping people. I am currently studying to be a child psychologist.
                  And yes, I am a white male. Clap clap clap.
                  Welcome a fellow Michigander. Did you get much snow on Sunday and yesterday? (I'm near Midland, so it wasn't as bad as further south, but schools were closed).

                  I'm sure that you are very grateful to Jesus for showing His love to you, when at the same time He misleads other people so that they can be damned:

                  2 Thessalonians 2:11-13
                  11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
                  12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.
                  13 But we are bound to give thanks alway to God for you, brethren beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth:

                  Praise Jesus for His undying love for a small group of people who were selected for Salvation!
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • Jim Farmer
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2014
                    • 2293

                    #10
                    Re: Let me introduce myself improperly.

                    Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
                    Everybody. He told everybody to love God and to love everybody.
                    Wrong. Try again.
                    It might help to read the Bible to find the correct answer.
                    And while we're at it, who is your neighbour? It's clearly not everyone, otherwise he would have said to love everybody, which he didn't.
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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #11
                      Re: Let me introduce myself without the title being changed.

                      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post


                      Good grief, another mackerel-snapper displaying his utter unfamiliarity with Jesus.
                      And get this, the guy his church is named after is considered the "Patron saint of priests." So his version of watching over the priests and praying for them and inspiring them is watching the priests diddle little boys and getting off on it himself. What a perv.

                      He's also beloved because he used to cut and hurt himself like an emo preteen girl (they call it "mortification" in the Catholic church).
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • MitzaLizalor
                        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 14459

                        #12
                        Re: Let me introduce myself improperly.

                        Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
                        Everybody. He told everybody to love God and to love everybody. The Bible and salvation isn't just for a select few people; If it was, why do you guys even bother trying to save anybody in the first place?
                        I noticed you changed the title of this thread, by the way. "Let me introduce myself". Too polite? But I do like this one better, actually.
                        Could you please post the source for that? I am not familiar with it. Thanks.

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                        • Zechariah Smyth
                          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 15251

                          #13
                          Re: Let me show my ignorance of Scripture.

                          Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
                          Everybody. He told everybody to love God and to love everybody. The Bible and salvation isn't just for a select few people; If it was, why do you guys even bother trying to save anybody in the first place?
                          I noticed you changed the title of this thread, by the way. "Let me introduce myself". Too polite? But I do like this one better, actually.


                          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                          And get this, the guy his church is named after is considered the "Patron saint of priests." So his version of watching over the priests and praying for them and inspiring them is watching the priests diddle little boys and getting off on it himself. What a perv.

                          He's also beloved because he used to cut and hurt himself like an emo preteen girl (they call it "mortification" in the Catholic church).
                          Cannibals are so WEIRD.



                          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                          Could you please post the source for that? I am not familiar with it. Thanks.
                          We need a "cricket chirping" smilie.
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                          • Imbecilic queerboy
                            Unsaved trash, obese teenaged pervert
                            • Feb 2015
                            • 27

                            #14
                            Re: Let me introduce myself without the title being changed.

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            And get this, the guy his church is named after is considered the "Patron saint of priests." So his version of watching over the priests and praying for them and inspiring them is watching the priests diddle little boys and getting off on it himself. What a perv.

                            He's also beloved because he used to cut and hurt himself like an emo preteen girl (they call it "mortification" in the Catholic church).
                            He's not beloved because he cut himself, he's beloved because he rose above that. Breaking a bad addiction, that's a good thing. And by the way, not all Catholic priests are child molesters, just like not all Muslims are terrorists, not all African-Americans smoke weed, etc.
                            To my fellow Wolverine, its nice to meet you. Yes, the snow is quite deep here, about 8 inches at least. Its a pleasure, but I'm afraid that the odds of me not being banned from this site are slim.

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                            • Zechariah Smyth
                              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                              True Christian™
                              • Feb 2011
                              • 15251

                              #15
                              Re: Let me introduce myself without the title being changed.

                              Originally posted by Intelligent person View Post
                              He's not beloved because he cut himself, he's beloved because he rose above that. Breaking a bad addiction, that's a good thing. And by the way, not all Catholic priests are child molesters, just like not all Muslims are terrorists, not all African-Americans smoke weed, etc.
                              To my fellow Wolverine, its nice to meet you. Yes, the snow is quite deep here, about 8 inches at least. Its a pleasure, but I'm afraid that the odds of me not being banned from this site are slim.
                              People aren't banned for being completely ignorant of the Bible and belonging to death-cults like the catlicker church.

                              Nope, just simple rule-breaking does it every single time.

                              You've read the rules, right?

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