[Des]

Re: My introduction

You people, laundry? I'm confused. Do you think I am oriental? :s
I'm not I'm pure white British.
They made me leave my Church I had no choice

Well, with a name like jade lily we were hoping you were oriental. And by hoping I mean of course hoping that we would have the opportunity to lead one of the yellow skinned dragon worshipers to Jesus.

We certainly weren't hoping you would be a 24 year old attractive oriental lady who keeps her highschool uniform in her closet because she still fits into it as well as she fits into a size 3 French maid uniform. Because that would be sick and something a basically pagan Pentecostal or Catholic might wish for, not a Baptist.

Now, why were you kicked out of your church? Too oriental looking for them?

[James Hutchins]

Re: My introduction

You people, laundry? I'm confused. Do you think I am oriental? :s
I'm not I'm pure white British.
They made me leave my Church I had no choice

Honestly you females make no sense.

Every B girl I ever met named 'Jade' was a gook. I know some of the guys back when I was in the 'Nam used to collect you girls and ship them home in their lockers. If you have all your teeth, how can you be sure you are a brit? Do your 'parents' have you wear a collar (some females call it a 'pearl necklace')

Why would a Church make you leave unless you were whoring it up in the vestibule? God has a use for women, that is to provide sons to decent Christian men. How many sons have been expressed from your loins that Jesus has felt fit to smile upon?

Foreigners are so odd, you have to wonder how they can all get along with each other living in such proximity.

[jade-lily24]

Re: My introduction

Well, with a name like jade lily we were hoping you were oriental. And by hoping I mean of course hoping that we would have the opportunity to lead one of the yellow skinned dragon worshipers to Jesus.

We certainly weren't hoping you would be a 24 year old attractive oriental lady who keeps her highschool uniform in her closet because she still fits into it as well as she fits into a size 3 French maid uniform. Because that would be sick and something a basically pagan Pentecostal or Catholic might wish for, not a Baptist.

Now, why were you kicked out of your church? Too oriental looking for them?

Well my name is Jade and my middle name is Lilian.
I don't look at all oriental I am white, brunette and blue eyes, sorry to disappoint you
I had to leave my Church because a lot of the other Churchgoers disapproved of my relationship with the young Pastor.
A misunderstanding I'm sure but they were adamant.

[jade-lily24]

Re: My introduction

Honestly you females make no sense.

Every B girl I ever met named 'Jade' was a gook. I know some of the guys back when I was in the 'Nam used to collect you girls and ship them home in their lockers. If you have all your teeth, how can you be sure you are a brit? Do your 'parents' have you wear a collar (some females call it a 'pearl necklace')

Why would a Church make you leave unless you were whoring it up in the vestibule? God has a use for women, that is to provide sons to decent Christian men. How many sons have been expressed from your loins that Jesus has felt fit to smile upon?

Foreigners are so odd, you have to wonder how they can all get along with each other living in such proximity.

I think my parents just liked the name and I know a lot of white girls called Jade, perhaps the times have changed.
And no I don't have a pearl necklace or collar.
And I have all my teeth,actually a lot of British people do although not all.
I do look after my teeth and they are nice and white because we all know personal hygiene is very important for Godliness


Romans 12:1 - I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, [which is] your reasonable service.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: My introduction

Thank you for the welcome Serenity.
If you want to be helpful to me though you should be encouraging me to redeem myself and find a husband and give him soldiers of Christ as Mrs Etheldreda pointed out this is the will of our Lord.


Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage [is] honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

Welcome Miss Jade, That was a good response to that lezbean. Indeed, at 24, it is a matter of urgency that you find yourself a husband. You don't want to be left on the shelf. There is an old maid somewhere around here. I think she's 25, and all of the nice young men find her just too old. Or maybe she's too fat and ugly as well. Anyway, it should be your father or pastor who finds you your husband, so ask them. And pray to the Lord that the one they find for you is rich, handsome and wields the rod well.

[jade-lily24]

Re: My introduction

Welcome Miss Jade, That was a good response to that lezbean. Indeed, at 24, it is a matter of urgency that you find yourself a husband. You don't want to be left on the shelf. There is an old maid somewhere around here. I think she's 25, and all of the nice young men find her just too old. Or maybe she's too fat and ugly as well. Anyway, it should be your father or pastor who finds you your husband, so ask them. And pray to the Lord that the one they find for you is rich, handsome and wields the rod well.

Thank you Jim. The description you made does sound like the perfect husband. Fortunately I'm not fat or ugly but as you say time is getting on, which is why I need to start devoting myself to the Lord and Jesus Christ in its entirety if I hope to cleanse myself of my womanly sins before I can attract myself a God fearing husband.


Proverbs 12:4 - A virtuous woman [is] a crown to her husband: but she that maketh ashamed [is] as rottenness in his bones

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Maybe you just don't know how fat or ugly you are.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Maybe you just don't know how fat or ugly you are.

Amen sister. I think I should be the judge of that.

Jade-Lynn, please send me some photographs of you in a variety of candid poses via my email link at the bottom of my signature below.

And keep it tasteful, please.

[jade-lily24]

Re: My introduction

Maybe you just don't know how fat or ugly you are.

No Mrs Etheldreda I'm afraid not. Although I think us women maybe should envy whose who are as I imagine they are more able to control their appetite for sin and fornication and can become good Christian women with much more ease if they do not tempt others they can not be tempted and act on the sins of the flesh.


Proverbs 31:30 - Favour [is] deceitful, and beauty [is] vain: [but] a woman [that] feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My introduction

No Mrs Etheldreda I'm afraid not. Although I think us women maybe should envy whose who are as I imagine they are more able to control their appetite for sin and fornication and can become good Christian women with much more ease if they do not tempt others they can not be tempted and act on the sins of the flesh.


Proverbs 31:30 - Favour [is] deceitful, and beauty [is] vain: [but] a woman [that] feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.

I'm not entirely convinced you are a woman. Your email to the good Pastor should clear that up in no time.



But you're wrong if you think I should envy ugly women, or if I am a slave to sin and fornication.

[jade-lily24]

Re: My introduction

Amen sister. I think I should be the judge of that.

Jade-Lynn, please send me some photographs of you in a variety of candid poses via my email link at the bottom of my signature below.

And keep it tasteful, please.

Why Pastor Ezekiel? I'll do as you ask of course you should not say no to a Pastor, but why do you need them? Just curious, I don't mean to question you.
Its Jade, not Jade-Lynn sorry for correcting you Pastor but thought I should tell you to save confusion.

[jade-lily24]

Re: My introduction

I'm not entirely convinced you are a woman. Your email to the good Pastor should clear that up in no time.



But you're wrong if you think I should envy ugly women, or if I am a slave to sin and fornication.

Oh no Mrs Etheldreda, of course not I hope I didn't offend you I really didn't mean to, I didn't mean you were sinful at all.
Forgive me, you seem a very good wholesome Christian woman I didn't mean to upset you.
I will send Pastor Ezekiel some pictures, I suppose you all had to do this didn't you? Is it very important?
My apologises again.

[jade-lily24]

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Amen sister. I think I should be the judge of that.

Jade-Lynn, please send me some photographs of you in a variety of candid poses via my email link at the bottom of my signature below.

And keep it tasteful, please.

Pastor Ezekiel, please let me know when you have time to hear my confessions.
Thank you.


James 5:16 - Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much

[Faith_Machine]

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Confession?

Girl, do you see any statues with stigmata around here? Have you noticed any young boys looking especially fearful and fidgety?

This is NOT a Catholic church.

[jade-lily24]

Re: My introduction

Confession?

Girl, do you see any statues with stigmata around here? Have you noticed any young boys looking especially fearful and fidgety?

This is NOT a Catholic church.

Oh no Faith_Matchine I know that if this was a Catholic Church I wouldn't be on here! Its just the Baptist Church I was apart of before the Pastor encouraged me to confess my sins to him and God before he would help redeem me.


Proverbs 28:13 - He that covereth his sins shall not prosper: but whoso confesseth and forsaketh [them] shall have mercy.