My introduction

[jade-lily24]

Hi everyone.
I've been looking to find a community that commit themselves to the KJV Bible I can hope to be apart of.
I just had to leave the church I was apart of and I'm looking for another to join but it's a decision I need to make carefully.


One of my favourite Bible verses


John 5:1 - Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: and every one that loveth him that begat loveth him also that is begotten of him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My introduction

Hi everyone.
I've been looking to find a community that commit themselves to the KJV Bible I can hope to be apart of.
I just had to leave the church I was apart of and I'm looking for another to join but it's a decision I need to make carefully.


One of my favourite Bible verses


John 5:1 - Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: and every one that loveth him that begat loveth him also that is begotten of him.

That wasn't much of an introduction, was it.

Please tell us about yourself. Your age and gender for starters. What church did you "just have to leave?" What church were you raised in? Please tell us about your walk with the Lord.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[jade-lily24]

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That wasn't much of an introduction, was it.

Please tell us about yourself. Your age and gender for starters. What church did you "just have to leave?" What church were you raised in? Please tell us about your walk with the Lord.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Sorry Pastor let me explain.
I am female age 24.
My previous Baptist church was in London ( hoping to move to US soon)
I didn't want to leave of course but I didn't really have a choice. Its ok though because they didn't quite steer me fully in the direction of Christ.
Too liberal perhaps.
I am now ready to embrace the Lord once again with full dedication in my heart and soul.
James chapter 1

2 My brethren, count it all joy when ye fall into divers temptations;
3 Knowing [this], that the trying of your faith worketh patience.
4 But let patience have [her] perfect work, that ye may be perfect and entire, wanting nothing.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! By this age (24!), you must have a number of little arrows in your quiver, if you know what I mean (wink wink)! How many children has your husband blessed with? Do you homeschool them? If so, what curriculum do you use?

[jade-lily24]

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Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! By this age (24!), you must have a number of little arrows in your quiver, if you know what I mean (wink wink)! How many children has your husband blessed with? Do you homeschool them? If so, what curriculum do you use?

Hello Mrs Etheldreda and thank you for such a warm welcome.
Unfortunately I have no children and no husband
I am not yet suitable for a true Christian husband I have a lot of confessing and redeeming to do before any God loving man would even consider a marriage with me.
I am very hopeful though with the KJV Bible, the influence of Jesus and the company of true Christians such as yourself I will soon be able to change that.


Colossians 1:14 - In whom we have redemption through his blood, [even] the forgiveness of sins:

[Serenity Now]

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Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! By this age (24!), you must have a number of little arrows in your quiver, if you know what I mean (wink wink)! How many children has your husband blessed with? Do you homeschool them? If so, what curriculum do you use?

Not all women are married by age 24. I am 21 and I am not married and do not have children so you shouldn't be too quick to jump to assumptions. Also, some women choose to get an education before they get married, you never know.


Welcome to the forum, Lily.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Not all women are married by age 24. I am 21 and I am not married and do not have children so you shouldn't be too quick to jump to assumptions. Also, some women choose to get an education before they get married, you never know.


Welcome to the forum, Lily.

Don't you know, the Holy Bible says that God wants women to marry, bear children, be homemakers, and stay out of trouble or the appearance of trouble (1st Timothy 5:14). It's that simple. By 24, the uterus has given up the opportunity to provide Christ with souls to worship Him for eternity anywhere from 12-30 times! What a selfish, ungrateful thing to do to the Redeemer of mankind! 1st Timothy 5:15 tells us that women who refuse to comply are uppity whores who have prostituted themselves out for Satan.

Biblical Goals for Women

• Get married
• Have many babies
• Be a homemaker
• Stay out of trouble

That's it. That's what God wants for young women, and that's what God has always wanted for women. And who knows what's best for women than the very LORD Who created them?

[jade-lily24]

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Not all women are married by age 24. I am 21 and I am not married and do not have children so you shouldn't be too quick to jump to assumptions. Also, some women choose to get an education before they get married, you never know.


Welcome to the forum, Lily.

Thank you for the welcome Serenity.
If you want to be helpful to me though you should be encouraging me to redeem myself and find a husband and give him soldiers of Christ as Mrs Etheldreda pointed out this is the will of our Lord.


Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage [is] honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Just a small word, rather than just find a husband and give him soldiers for Jesus, why not put all that learning you had with dolls, toy houses, knitting, sewing, etc, at your mother's knee to some use and look after them, in the spare time you have from looking after him.

A willingness to do this is always attractive in a young girl.

[Didymus Much]

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...If you want to be helpful to me...

Oh, but she does want to be "helpful", by convincing you to believe the exact same thing that she does, even though her beliefs directly contradict Scripture in many ways, and she's presented a grand total of ZERO evidence that the label of "Christian" she's desperately hanging on to for some reason accurately reflects her beliefs in ANY way, leading many to wonder just why put the effort into something that will end up doing you no good at all?

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

She's as much hell-bait as the worst supermax convict, but hey, JESUS LOVES HER SO MUCH!!!11! Errr...

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

Not so much, after all.

[Witch Hammer]

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Thank you for the welcome Serenity.
If you want to be helpful to me though you should be encouraging me to redeem myself and find a husband and give him soldiers of Christ as Mrs Etheldreda pointed out this is the will of our Lord.


Hebrews 13:4 - Marriage [is] honourable in all, and the bed undefiled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge.

She is a rabid bulldyke frothing at the mouth and chomping at the bit! She has already admitted to wanting to perform cunnilingus on Justin Beiber, and would just love to chip away at your moral foundation! Beware!

[jade-lily24]

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She is a rabid bulldyke frothing at the mouth and chomping at the bit! She has already admitted to wanting to perform cunnilingus on Justin Beiber, and would just love to chip away at your moral foundation! Beware!

:O Well that makes sense actually, Beiber does look like a young butch lesbian. Could he be a female transvestite?

[James Hutchins]

Re: My introduction

Hi everyone.
I've been looking to find a community that commit themselves to the KJV Bible I can hope to be apart of.
I just had to leave the church I was apart of and I'm looking for another to join but it's a decision I need to make carefully.


One of my favourite Bible verses


John 5:1 - Whosoever believeth that Jesus is the Christ is born of God: and every one that loveth him that begat loveth him also that is begotten of him.

Welcome.
What shirt launders do you work at? Do you people even know what the meaning is of 'Meduim starch'?
Why did you take your Church apart? Was it made of those demonic Lagos?

[jade-lily24]

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Welcome.
What shirt launders do you work at? Do you people even know what the meaning is of 'Meduim starch'?
Why did you take your Church apart? Was it made of those demonic Lagos?

You people, laundry? I'm confused. Do you think I am oriental? :s
I'm not I'm pure white British.
They made me leave my Church I had no choice

[FranklinAndPearl]

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You people, laundry? I'm confused. Do you think I am oriental? :s
I'm not I'm pure white British.
They made me leave my Church I had no choice

Hello, Jade. I refuse to address you with any of the rest of your username, as it seems like something a LIEberal 13 year old would use as a handle on 'instantaneous messenger', as Pearl would call it.

I am curious as to why you were removed from your church. I have never heard of someone being removed for following the Bible too closely. And your interest in The Landover Baptist CHURCH would suggest you have a want of staying true to the LORD. Especially since you said you do use the King James version.

I await your response with little to no interest.

Regards, Franklin