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  • Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean
    Unsaved trash, teenaged national monument hater
    • Aug 2012
    • 151
    #16
    Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    What is this business about being zit-faced? You're not going to find a husband if your face is all gross. Have you prayed for clear, smooth, supple skin?

    Pastor William Nethaniel Sampson has flawless skin.

    Flawless skin, and such nice hair.

    Er...

    Um, that is to say, he prays a lot. And so should you.
    Yes I am praying and washing my face so I may be a more suitable wife.

    Originally posted by Robert William View Post
    Happy to hear that, sounds like a positive attitude. If you don't mind me asking, what is the name of the fellowship you found?
    I have found the Treasure Valley Baptist Church, they preach straight from the bible!
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

    But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. (Luke 19:27)

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050
        #17
        Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more

        Well based on your new profile picture, I would say that prayer and clean living are working wonders for your skin!

        Such a lovely young lady, renewed in Christ.

        Yes, yes, yes. Isn't God wonderful?

        My, my, my...
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        In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
        REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • FranklinAndPearl
            True Christians™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2014
            • 163
            #18
            Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more

            I must say, one of the best ways to achieve supple, ivory-like skin is from a good backhand! LOL!

            After the swelling and redness go away, and I regain consciousness, I know my cheeks are always as smooth as a baby's bottom!!! And that's saying something for an old gal like me! LOL.

            Perhaps ask your Father to discipline you correctly in the future. Good luck!!!!


            Walking with CHRIsT,

            Parl
            Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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              • Robert William, Spiritual Dunce
                Unsaved trash, eskimo pervert
                • Feb 2015
                • 94
                #19
                Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more

                Originally posted by Motty the Zit-Faced Lezbean View Post
                Yes I am praying and washing my face so I may be a more suitable wife.



                I have found the Treasure Valley Baptist Church, they preach straight from the bible!

                Great Motty, have you heard of these two links?

                ***links advertising non-LBC denominations removed by moderator***

                I hope these help you grow as they have with me.
                Rom 9:13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.
                Rom 9:14 What shall we say then? Is there unrighteousness with God? God forbid.
                Rom 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. Rom 9:16 So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14366
                    #20
                    Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more

                    I have decided to send you a friend request, everyone deserves a little encouragement and if they were hanging around with the wrong types in the past a quiet word might be enough to redirect their direction in the future. Or not (of course that is a possibiblity too) it is so sad

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                      • Esther B.
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 575
                        #21
                        Re: I am now unbanned and would like to join the conversation once more

                        I too have decided to send you a friend request because I feel like anyone who wants to make another attempt at Salvation™ should get another chance. Also, your skin looks lovely. Your prayers must be working (along with the face washing).
                        And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                        Deuteronomy 6.5

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