[Roland]

Re: Hello!

ok wait so masturbation is cool in this church right? does the bible say anything about porn? more specifically gay/transsexual porn

Just a friendly heads-up: If I were you I wouldn´t post videos of you masturbating while watching gay/transsexual porn. That might be result in a ban.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello!

...does the bible say anything about porn?...

When are you going to read it for yourself, so YOU KNOW what it says, instead of always relying on what other people tell you what is in there?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello!

Just a friendly heads-up: If I were you I wouldn´t post videos of you masturbating while watching gay/transsexual porn. That might be result in a ban.

Yeah, you might want to send those straight to Pastor Zeke, for his, uh, "research into God-hating lifestyles", yeah, that's it.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Hello!

ok wait so masturbation is cool in this church right? does the bible say anything about porn? more specifically gay/transsexual porn

You fornificator! Of course porn and masturbation are wrong. Sexual acts, unpleasent as they are, are only to be condoned for creating more soldiers for Christ within in the act of marriage. Masturbation is gross (sticking your hands "down there"...) You'll go to Hell, and I'll laugh, unless you repent and join us in Heaven.

[JohnnyTightLips]

Re: Hello!

Yeah, you might want to send those straight to Pastor Zeke, for his, uh, "research into God-hating lifestyles", yeah, that's it.

what the heck? i never posted any videos of myself at all! any videos like that are between me and my partners only. i would never post anything like that publicly.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello!

ok wait so masturbation is cool in this church right? does the bible say anything about porn? more specifically gay/transsexual porn

Fantasizing about sodomy is just as evil as the act itself, demon.
Genesis 38:9-10
Psalm 119:37
Matthew 5:28
Colossians 3:5
James 1:14-15
Mark 7:20-23
Romans 13:14
Etc.

Read the Bible, thou defiler of thine own flesh!

[JohnnyTightLips]

Re: Hello!

fine. i dont care. i'm a gay demon. i love ***removed many potty words*** on them too. you people are so intolerant it's ridiculous. you are all hypocrites too. i'm leaving now to go have sex with a ***profanities romoved by moderator*** and there's nothing you can do. none of you are going to heaven so i will laugh when we are both in hell

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Hello!

fine. i dont care. i'm a gay demon. i love ***removed many potty words*** on them too. you people are so intolerant it's ridiculous. you are all hypocrites too. i'm leaving now to go have sex with a ***profanities romoved by moderator*** and there's nothing you can do. none of you are going to heaven so i will laugh when we are both in hell

Typical homer hissy fit. Don't let the door-knob hit you in your prolapsed rectum on the way out!

[Aggressus]

Re: Hello!

fine. i dont care. i'm a gay demon. i love ***removed many potty words*** on them too. you people are so intolerant it's ridiculous. you are all hypocrites too. i'm leaving now to go have sex with a ***profanities romoved by moderator*** and there's nothing you can do. none of you are going to heaven so i will laugh when we are both in hell

that's the spirit.

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Hello!

another thing is, i've been reading some scripture and from what i've read i think that it's ok to be gay as long as you are on top. if someone could assure that for me it would be great.

i hope that it's ok but if it's not then i will stop. i would do anything to be saved!

Anything as long as long as it can wait until after the nightly orgy, apparently.

Good riddance!

[JohnnyTightLips]

Re: Hello!

so i have read my KJV Bible and guess what? it's only wrong if i "lie" with mankind. doing it while standing up, bent over, on all fours, while skydiving, hanging upside down, and many other ways are all ok. you have misinterpreted many other lines from the Bible as well. just saying.

[JohnnyTightLips]

Re: Hello!

i would really enjoy it if someone could explain 1 Samuel 18 to me? pretty sure david and jonathan are homers.

how about Ruth and Naomi? look at Genesis 2:24 and Ruth 1:14. they both use the same word when describing their relationship as one of a man and woman (Adam & Eve).

they were homos and lesbos and nobody had a problem with it.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello!

i would really enjoy it if someone could explain 1 Samuel 18 to me? pretty sure david and jonathan are homers.

how about Ruth and Naomi? look at Genesis 2:24 and Ruth 1:14. they both use the same word when describing their relationship as one of a man and woman (Adam & Eve).

they were homos and lesbos and nobody had a problem with it.

Good grief, Jesus-haters will see perversion in the most innocent of situations. Thank God I'm a True Christian(tm) and don't have that problem.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello!

i would really enjoy it if someone could explain 1 Samuel 18 to me? pretty sure david and jonathan are homers.

how about Ruth and Naomi? look at Genesis 2:24 and Ruth 1:14. they both use the same word when describing their relationship as one of a man and woman (Adam & Eve).

they were homos and lesbos and nobody had a problem with it.

They were not homos and lesbos. Some men have a strong bond that's stronger than brotherhood, my husband assures me. And women are often very affectionate with each other, walking arm in arm, or arm around waste, or sleeping in the same bed at sleepovers, or sharing things that close girlfriends share, like mascara and shoes and favorite panties. Don't read too much into it, dear. Like the head shrinker said, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello!

i would really enjoy it if someone could explain 1 Samuel 18 to me? pretty sure david and jonathan are homers.

how about Ruth and Naomi? look at Genesis 2:24 and Ruth 1:14. they both use the same word when describing their relationship as one of a man and woman (Adam & Eve).

they were homos and lesbos and nobody had a problem with it.

The atheists obsession with the Gaywise is a constant source of confusion.

Just what is so facinating about a man in his early forties and his perverted use of a naive, clean limbed young youth's face and mouth (not to mention his buttockular cleft)?

It beggers belief.

YIC