[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Praise HIS Name

Kirk Cameron, a Christian and a Great Man of our time

Friend, I have real hope for anyone who recognizes Mr. Cameron as a leading True Christian™ mentor and model citizen, impervious to the demonic forces of Hollywood.

You might be interested in our Kirk Cameron fan club.

[FranklinAndPearl]

Re: Praise HIS Name

I have rejected them even before I came here, Mrs. Etheldreda.

Kirk Cameron, a Christian and a Great Man of our time, once said:



I tread in his footsteps now.

Hi Susan, Pearl here!

I would like to ask why you must bold so many words? Seeing it so frequently reminds me of the darkies, and frankly, we see enough of that with our Negress help.

Walking with Christ,

Pearl

[CleanForChrist]

Re: Praise HIS Name

I have rejected them even before I came here, Mrs. Etheldreda.

Kirk Cameron, a Christian and a Great Man of our time, once said:

I'm not perfect in my walk but I want to do the right thing.

I tread in his footsteps now.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Praise HIS Name

Of course, the inaccuracies taught in my nonetheless loving but ultimately misguided church is the reason I came here: to learn. I have learned much just by reading the forums and the website, but I wish to participate in discussion as well.

Allow me to quote Mr. James Hutchins, a True Christian™:



My faith is strong, but not of strong direction. I know that JESUS is my Lord and Saviour, and nothing can shake this, not even your jeering nicknames. But I will turn the other cheek and endure this baptism by fire.

Christ will test your mettle, creature. If you can endure the refiner's fire, I'll be the first to clap you on the back with a "hail fellow well met". I won't hold my breath though.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I know that JESUS is my Lord and Saviour, and nothing can shake this

Does this mean you reject your satanic church and embrace Christ Jesus for Who He Really is?

[FranklinAndPearl]

Re: Praise HIS Name

We can call her "Susan."

We once had a neighbor named Susan. She is dead now.

I approve.

Pearl is in the background asking me if Susan is lazy, and laughing at herself. I obviously do not understand kitchen humor.

Regards, Franklin

[CleanForChrist]

Re: Praise HIS Name

Of course, the inaccuracies taught in my nonetheless loving but ultimately misguided church is the reason I came here: to learn. I have learned much just by reading the forums and the website, but I wish to participate in discussion as well.

Allow me to quote Mr. James Hutchins, a True Christian™:

We are the most tolerant people there are, welcoming all to our flock.

My faith is strong, but not of strong direction. I know that JESUS is my Lord and Saviour, and nothing can shake this, not even your jeering nicknames. But I will turn the other cheek and endure this baptism by fire.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Praise HIS Name

We can call her "Susan."

A capital idea, Sister!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I didn't ask you to change your username, dummy. I asked you for a non-wetback name you go by.

We can call her "Susan."

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Praise HIS Name

Is that the church that John Travolta goes to?

Sister Mary, yes, we have to ask this question. Another question is if this could be "Christian Science"!

God, our all-powerful, ever-present, tenderly loving Father-Mother, maintains our wholly spiritual identity and relationship with Him as forever perfect, made in His "image" and "likeness" (See Genesis 1:26).

I AM worried. In God's own American language we have gender-defined personal pronouns for the third person singular (Hebrew, the language that God used for a while has these also for the second and third persons plural but only the third person singular is relevant in this case as God knew it would be).

Genesis 1:16
And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

"He".

I hope this can be easily explained, though.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Praise HIS Name

First Church of Christ, Scientist

Is that the church that John Travolta goes to?

[CleanForChrist]

Re: Praise HIS Name

How do you cope with them, that is, how is the begetting part of the War for Jesus going for you?

I have left my dirty slut of a "girlfriend", who refused to repent for having premarital acts of union with me.

The library I volunteer at routinely finds itself short on heretical literature, such as Hairy Popper and Hung for Gays. I find myself with a hotter-burning firepit. Everyone wins.

I tried donating to the poor and the homeless. However, this effort is proving futile. They speak the Lord's name in vain, take my charity, then spend it on indulgences. They cannot be saved.

I asked you for a non-wetback name you go by.

I apologize for my misunderstanding, Mr. Smyth, and my subsequent hostile reaction. The hell-machines of the web see far and deep; I reveal my name before Lord JESUS CHRIST only. My task is simple, and it cannot be conveyed better than with my current username; the only way I could make it easier was already taken by Brother Hammer. I will answer to whatever name you choose to call me. I would be honoured to accept your forgiveness of my imprudence in the form of a non-degrading nickname.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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In my experience, only Feminists and Queers feel uncomfortable with calling a thing by its name.

Though at the risk of being the peacock in the midst of crows like a Homosexual Parade in God-fearing Louisiana, I will concede. Where can I modify my username?

I didn't ask you to change your username, dummy. I asked you for a non-wetback name you go by.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Praise HIS Name

In my experience, only Feminists and Queers feel uncomfortable with calling a thing by its name.

Though at the risk of being the peacock in the midst of crows like a Homosexual Parade in God-fearing Louisiana, I will concede. Where can I modify my username?

Hopefully this isn't a mean-spirited underhanded slight against our dear Brother Smyth...

[CleanForChrist]

Re: Praise HIS Name

In my experience, only Feminists and Queers feel uncomfortable with calling a thing by its name.

Though at the risk of being the peacock in the midst of crows like a Homosexual Parade in God-fearing Louisiana, I will concede. Where can I modify my username?