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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    I wonder where it plagiarized its foul language from. Not Christian parents, I'm sure.

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Witch killer, you seem violent and angry. Also, I find it curious that you want us to read a false bible written in the Mexican language. There are a lot of Mormans in Mexico. They read diverse false bibles. They are violent and angry, too. For that matter, most Mexicans are violent and angry. They all, Mormans, Romans and heathens, speak the Mexican language and read false Mexican bibles. For all we know, you could be trying to get us to read a Morman bible. Are you a Mexican Morman?

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  • GOD=life
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    Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
    Did you actually READ my post?
    If you didn't write it, then it's not your post.

    Any other obvious things I can help you out with today?

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  • ikillwitches
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    Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
    PLAGIARISM ALERT

    The post of this "author" is copy-pasted from here:



    Unsurprisingly, it's called the "Jubilee Bible". Quite ignorant.
    It's not plagarism if I admit to QUOTING and cite the link in my post. Did you actually READ my post?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
    "but sanctify the Lord God in your hearts, and be ready always to respond to every man that asks you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and reverence," (1 Peter 3:15 JUB )

    What is your response to me? I am asking you why you trust the homosexual baby-sprinklers bible. If you can't answer, then I will ass-u-me that it is because you know deep down in your heart that I am right and that you are a wrong homosexual baby-sprinkling king james worshipper.

    "If a man shall join himself with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13 JUB )

    According to the true scriptures, your homosexual king james shall surely be put to death.
    Watch your mouth, boy. This is a Christian forum.

    You seem deeply misguided, particularly on the subject of the one TRUE Word of God. Please take a look at my sermon on the subject HERE.

    Now please go back to the topic at hand. Please introduce yourself properly. Name, gender, age, hometown. What church were you raised in? What sins have you wallowed in? How often did your father lay a good Christian beating on? Not often enough, I would guess.

    Stop arguing, and show some Christian manners.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
    Are you willing to thank the homosexuals for your FALSE KJV buybull?

    See the link below:

    http://www.libchrist.com/other/homos...kingjames.html
    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

    If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Jubilee 2000? Is that like Windows 2000?

    What are you smoking, boy? Get your ass to church before God smites you.

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  • Basilissa
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    Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
    Have you ever come across footnotes in the Old Testament saying, “Hebrew Obscure”, or “Hebrew Uncertain”? This is not due to any lack of content or clarity in the original text, but rather to the fact that most modern Hebrew scholars simply do not know the precise meaning of many of the original idioms with any degree of certainty. For hundreds of years, Hebrew was studied as a “dead” language (a language that was not spoken in everyday life). The difference between studying a “living” versus a “dead” language could be compared to the difference between the study of fossils or museum exhibits of long extinct animals, versus the study of living examples of the same species.
    So given that God placed fossils in the ground to confound scientists, trying to understand a dead language is impossible - is this what you're trying to say?

    A number of years ago, I was given a copy of an old Spanish Bible translated in the heat and fervor of the Reformation (which was brutally put down in Spain by the Inquisition) during a time when it was common practice to burn Bibles along with their owners. I immediately began to notice a depth and clarity to this translation that brought forth a clear witness of the Spirit of God as to the meanings of many seemingly unfathomable passages (mainly in the Psalms, Proverbs and Prophets) that had intrigued me for years. I began to investigate the unique circumstances of this Spanish translation by Casiodoro de Reina published in 1569.
    I've read Reina and Reina-Valera versions. I fail to see substantial differences in meaning between them and KJV (except for being written id different languages, obviously).

    Casiodoro de Reina was born in 1520. He learned Hebrew in Spain as a young man, apparently from Jews who still spoke Hebrew as a “living” language. The Jews had been officially expulsed from Spain in 1492, but it is estimated that only one-fourth of them left at that time (some of those who remained did their best to blend in with the Christians). Eventually, the Spanish Inquisition made it impossible for any Jewish people to survive in Spain speaking their own language. Almost every Hebrew scholar since Casiodoro de Reina has had to learn Hebrew as a “dead” language, which was no longer spoken, until the modern day ongoing resurrection of the Hebrew language in Israel.
    And you seriously think that Hebrew from AD 1500 was the same as Hebrew from 1500 BC (which is when the oldest parts of the OT were written down, give or take a couple of centuries).

    By the same logic, medieval Latin is the same as Julius Caesar's Latin.

    I'll save you the trouble of comparing: it isn't.

    When we edited a recent edition of the Spanish Bible (Las Sagradas Escrituras, Version Antigua, published March of 1998)
    A free advice: when you plagiarize, editing details like that makes it look sooo much more like paraphrasing.

    You're welcome.

    Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
    Also what made you think I'm a young lady?
    Because you're having temper tantrums like a girl who will need to go to her menstra hut pretty soon.

    Seems like you need a bucket of hydrochloric acid thrown in your face to teach you a lesson.
    Please find me where in the Bible God approves this method...

    "For Adam was formed first, then Eve." (1 Timothy 2:13 JUB )

    "For the man is not of the woman, but the woman of the man." (1 Corinthians 11:8 JUB )
    ....because this ain't it.

    I appreciate, though, your efforts to quote the Bible in the King James Version - even though you call it "JUB" for some odd reason.

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  • ikillwitches
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    Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
    I can't answer your question because it's based on lies (which God hates) and delusions. Proverbs 12:22 (from the True KJV Bible)
    "but sanctify the Lord God in your hearts, and be ready always to respond to every man that asks you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and reverence," (1 Peter 3:15 JUB )

    What is your response to me? I am asking you why you trust the homosexual baby-sprinklers bible. If you can't answer, then I will ass-u-me that it is because you know deep down in your heart that I am right and that you are a wrong homosexual baby-sprinkling king james worshipper.

    "If a man shall join himself with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13 JUB )

    According to the true scriptures, your homosexual king james shall surely be put to death.

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  • GOD=life
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    PLAGIARISM ALERT

    The post of this "author" is copy-pasted from here:



    Unsurprisingly, it's called the "Jubilee Bible". Quite ignorant.

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  • Esther B.
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    Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
    You didn't answer my question.
    I can't answer your question because it's based on lies (which God hates) and delusions. Proverbs 12:22 (from the True KJV Bible)

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  • ikillwitches
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    Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
    The KJV Bible is the only true Bible. All other Bibles are false and were written by liars who are currently or will someday burn in Hell for corrupting God's Holy Words.
    You didn't answer my question.

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  • Esther B.
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    Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
    Are you willing to thank the homosexuals for your FALSE KJV buybull?

    See the link below:

    http://www.libchrist.com/other/homos...kingjames.html
    The KJV Bible is the only true Bible. All other Bibles are false and were written by liars who are currently or will someday burn in Hell for corrupting God's Holy Words.

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  • ikillwitches
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    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    Well quite, Sister! This made me laugh too:



    Well, we can't actually torture or kill this young lady, because that's against the law. But she's forgotten the most obvious response to her:

    Romans 16:17 Now I beseech you, brethren, mark them which cause divisions and offences contrary to the doctrine which ye have learned; and avoid them.

    I always enjoy a good shunning, don't you?

    Oh, and



    tl; dr, but why not save time and just provide the link you have cut and pasted from, dear?
    That is exactly what I did except I provided this link

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  • ikillwitches
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    Originally posted by ikillwitches View Post
    Are you willing to thank the homosexuals for your FALSE KJV buybull?

    See the link below:

    http://www.libchrist.com/other/homos...kingjames.html
    Also what made you think I'm a young lady? Seems like you need a bucket of hydrochloric acid thrown in your face to teach you a lesson.

    "For Adam was formed first, then Eve." (1 Timothy 2:13 JUB )

    "For the man is not of the woman, but the woman of the man." (1 Corinthians 11:8 JUB )

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