My introduction.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Mrs. Little;

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I'm not that concerned about the petty complaints of females, so I won't be addressing whatever you were bellyaching about in your introductory post. I know that no matter how a man might try, a woman will never be satisfied. You probably aren't going to wind up in Heaven anyway, because I doubt that you even possess a soul.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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I am not trying to make light of your situation, but please indulge me this:

If Sister Mary Etheldreda were to invite you and I for tea, Mary would have a Little Lamb!

HAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAAAAA

So sorry about your drunkard rapist.

NRL

[Alvin Moss]

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Your duty is to serve your husband as he sees fit. What passes is God's will. Do not contemplate murder, as you will burn in Hell for it. If God is angered by your husband's behavior, He will cause him to consume alcohol until he dies, or possibly cause an accident of some kind. Thou shalt not kill-God.

[Esther B.]

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Welcome, Mrs. Little! It seems that are you in quite a dilemma. I will pray for you and your husband.

[Beatrice Little]

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It's normally not bad to pray that God smites a sinner, but under these circumstances, I have to ask, how would you support yourself if this smiting were to come to pass?

Does your husband carry a comprehensive smiting insurance policy in order to make sure that you will be provided for?

Yes. I've already checked that out. His employer has an insurance policy which covers an employees wife and children - he cannot divert it elsewhere. And it's 85% of his income until he would have retired. So my son and I could live quite comfortably without him and without any government assistance.

Now I have a favour to ask you. Do you, or do you know anyone who is happy to do the Lord's work, no matter how unpleasant?

You are welcome to call me Bea - but please don't call me 'BeLittle'. My husband's friends think that's funny. I don't.

[A Follower]

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I have prayed that God might smite him. Is that bad?

Yes. What if you were to save him at a later date? You don't know what might happen. Let time run its course. And at least your children are not unclean, you know you need to birth children to be saved yourself, right?

1 Cor 7:12-16
But to the rest speak I, not the Lord: If any brother hath a wife that believeth not, and she be pleased to dwell with him, let him not put her away. And the woman which hath an husband that believeth not, and if he be pleased to dwell with her, let her not leave him. For the unbelieving husband is sanctified by the wife, and the unbelieving wife is sanctified by the husband: else were your children unclean; but now are they holy. But if the unbelieving depart, let him depart. A brother or a sister is not under bondage in such cases: but God hath called us to peace. For what knowest thou, O wife, whether thou shalt save thy husband? or how knowest thou, O man, whether thou shalt save thy wife?

[Faith_Machine]

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It's normally not bad to pray that God smites a sinner, but under these circumstances, I have to ask, how would you support yourself if this smiting were to come to pass?

Does your husband carry a comprehensive smiting insurance policy in order to make sure that you will be provided for?

Given that he is an atheist, and therefore surely does not believe God would ever smite him, my guess is that he does not carry such insurance.

So.

If your husband were to die, you and your child would be on the dole, sucking at the tax payer's teat.

My dear, I'm sorry to say this, but collecting welfare is not honorable. You just can't afford the luxury of having your husband smote right now.


Now, unfortunately, your husband's likely refusal to carry a good life insurance policy to ensure that you are provided for is something that surely enrages the Lord...

1 Timothy 5:8

8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.

So it is entirely possible that God will, in fact, smite your husband, just out of sheer anger.


If that should occur, I do hope you will not accept government assistance. Please be prepared to find gainful employment, as God does not want you to be a jobless sluggard, and He does not want you collecting food stamps:

2 Thessalonians 3:10

10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

[Beatrice Little]

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Greetings, Beatrice. Have you tried praying for your husband?

I have prayed that God might smite him. Is that bad?

[Faith_Machine]

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Greetings, Beatrice. Have you tried praying for your husband?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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But here is my dilemma. Bob is not a Christian. Even worse he is an Atheist! I'm sure he has rectal demons from his nightly drinking sessions with his atheist friends. He has told me he is going to bring home a prostitute and make me do things with her. I am torn between my obedience to God and my obedience to my husband. Please help to advise me. In Jesus' name.

My advice is simple. You should have thought about that before you got raped. You could have been raped by a Christian man, but you chose to get raped by an atheist. Now you must live with the consequences. I will pray for your soul.

[Beatrice Little]

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Forgive me please. I did not follow the instructions.
My favorite verse from the Bible is 1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
I used to go to Church at my father's church at least once a week, often 2 or 3 times a week, but my husband will not let me attend. He says it's all about a sky-fairy, and he won't have that in his house.

[Beatrice Little]

My father was a good man. A good Christian man. A bit like Mr James Hutchins.
When I was 15, I rebelled like many girls. I went out with my friends and wore jeans and an immodest top. Well, it happened just as my father and mother and pastor had always said it would. I was raped. I was too ashamed to go home, but the police found me and returned me to my father. Once he had punished me appropriately, he demanded to know who my rapist was. I was too frightened to tell him, as I thought my father might kill him. But in fact, that was the reason I told him. Bob Little was his name. Well, father went around all right. But he didn't shoot him, but demanded that he give father 50 shekels and marry me. Which is what happened. My son was born 4 months later.

But here is my dilemma. Bob is not a Christian. Even worse he is an Atheist! I'm sure he has rectal demons from his nightly drinking sessions with his atheist friends. He has told me he is going to bring home a prostitute and make me do things with her. I am torn between my obedience to God and my obedience to my husband. Please help to advise me. In Jesus' name.