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  • I have no idea!

    Here's my idea...

    WHY DON'T YOU CHRISTIANS LET US ATHEISTS BE??!! IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE HURTING ANYONE ELSE!!!

    I thank you for your time and consideration.

    Sincerely,
    God the Scientifically Curious Paradigm-Shifter(or GTSCPS for short)

    P.S.: What if I told you...JESUS WAS A LIBERAL???!!!

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    Re: I have an idea!

    Atheists always seem so angry and hostile towards Christians and this one just reinforces the stereotype. It is probably because they are so unhappy, having nothing and no one to reach out to in moments of weakness.

    I pity atheists.
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • #3
      Re: I have an idea!

      Religiously Tolerant,

      I got a question, Why can't you atheists let us be? It's not like we're hurting anyone else! Since you're here anyway, Did you even bother to read the rules here? It'll definitely do you well to do so! Frankly, I think your last name should be Intolerant since you hate Jesus so much!

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      • #4
        Re: I have an idea!

        Leave you alone?
        You come on to our forum (in fact, God's favorite forum) and tell us to leave you alone? Hang on! Who's infringing on other people?

        You're not hurting anyone? What about Jesus? He died (temporarily) for your soul, and you spit in his face! And then you say you're not hurting anyone? Jesus is weeping.

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        • #5
          Re: I have an idea!

          Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
          Jesus is weeping.
          That is a good point, brother. Atheists crucify Jesus again and again every single day with their blood orgies and fornication. Since Jesus died for our sins, that means that every time an atheist sins, Christ's suffering is intensified. They should think about the consequences of their actions.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • #6
            Re: I have an idea!

            Attacks against Christians are increasing all over the world. What we have here is another sinful outburst against God's people by a typically hateful, godless atheist. This one seems very angry, but my guess is that he has not yet engaged in violence. I would say that he has only reached the foaming at the mouth stage, where he begins to imagine doing cruel things to God's people. He is obviously fairly well advanced in his hate, due to the fact that even though he has come here to be cruel and rude, he blames Christians for attacking him.


            See here, fellow; the righteous have no fear of you and your kind. Threaten us all you like. You will only strengthen our resolve. We will receive our reward in Heaven and all the greater for putting up with the likes of you. Your reward lies in the fiery pit of Hell, which is ruled by the great deceiver. You will writhe in agony and beg for another chance, but it will not be forthcoming. Maybe if you ask nice, Satan will let you sit by Jimmy Carter. He's a liberal, like you, and he is very old. Soon, he will join you in Hell. We will watch you both burn for our pleasure.
            God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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            • #7
              Re: I have an idea!

              I too, get utterly sick of these rampaging atheists. They ponce around somehow thinking they're morally superior to everyone else, because they have some special knowledge of which everyone else is ignorant. But they forget that God sees all and knows all. God knows of their violent attitudes to True Christians(tm) and is biding His time before He smites these barbarians. Then we will rejoice.
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              • #8
                Re: I have an idea!

                Originally posted by Religiously Intolerant View Post
                Here's my idea...

                WHY DON'T YOU CHRISTIANS LET US ATHEISTS BE??!! IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE HURTING ANYONE ELSE!!!

                I thank you for your time and consideration.

                Sincerely,
                God the Scientifically Curious Paradigm-Shifter(or GTSCPS for short)

                P.S.: What if I told you...JESUS WAS A LIBERAL???!!!
                Dear Godmocking Maggot;

                Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sucking off anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                YIC,

                --Pastor Ezekiel
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: I have an idea!

                  Hello Atheist,

                  Could you please elaborate on your assertion that Jesus was a liberal? I've never heard this before, and I would be most eager to weigh any evidence you might have. Please post any Bible verse that says Jesus was a liberal!
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                  • #10
                    Re: I have an idea!

                    Originally posted by Religiously Intolerant View Post
                    Here's my idea...

                    WHY DON'T YOU CHRISTIANS LET US ATHEISTS BE??!! IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE HURTING ANYONE ELSE!!!

                    I thank you for your time and consideration.

                    Sincerely,
                    God the Scientifically Curious Paradigm-Shifter(or GTSCPS for short)

                    P.S.: What if I told you...JESUS WAS A LIBERAL???!!!
                    Simple friend. Because I care. If you were laying on the street profusely bleeding, should I step over you like a typical athiest? Or should I do my very best to save your severed arm? Prayer can Save(c) you. Give to Jesus and He will give to you. Contact a Landover Tithing Specialist(tm) for help taking that first step to True Salvation(tm).
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I have an idea!

                      God tells us to reach out to unsaved trash like yourself.....why, I am not sure but that doesn't matter. If God says to do it, it gets done.

                      Mark 16:15 And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

                      Romans 10:14 How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher?

                      Matthew 28:19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:

                      II Timothy 4:2-5
                      Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
                      For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
                      And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
                      But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.
                      -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
                      -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

                      -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
                      -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
                      -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
                      -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
                      -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

                      STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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                      • #12
                        Re: I have no idea!

                        Originally posted by Religiously Intolerant View Post
                        P.S.: What if I told you...JESUS WAS A LIBERAL???!!!
                        I'd ask you why He said this:
                        Luke 22:35-38a KJV
                        [Jesus] said unto them, When I sent you without purse, and scrip, and shoes, lacked ye any thing? And they said, Nothing. Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one. For I say unto you, that this that is written must yet be accomplished in me, And he was reckoned among the transgressors: for the things concerning me have an end. And they said, Lord, behold, here are two swords.
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                        • #13
                          Re: I have no idea!

                          We won't let you be, you screaming little sissy girl/boy...What are you anyway...you liberals are never pleased with what the Lord designed you as, so I'm going to refer to you as it. "It" came on a private CHRISTIAN forum, signed up, just to mock us. Thank you it for your persecution. Matthew 5:10
                          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                          • #14
                            Re: I have no idea!

                            Originally posted by Religiously Intolerant View Post
                            Here's my idea...

                            WHY DON'T YOU CHRISTIANS LET US ATHEISTS BE??!! IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE HURTING ANYONE ELSE!!!

                            I thank you for your time and consideration.
                            Is there not an irony to your coming to our forum uninvited and asking US to leave YOU alone? Nobody came to your website and said anything to you about your atheism.

                            But since you're here....atheism is the cause of all major natural disasters. Read Isaiah Chapter 24. It explains everything.
                            Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.

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