The Worst Introduction Ever (certainly)

[computerdemon]

Hi! I'm John, I'm fourteen, and I love Legos, Video Games, the Catholic Faith, Lord of the Rings, Google+, Youtube, The Walking Dead, and memes. I live in Indiana, and my favorite music genre is dubstep, my favorite sports are martial arts and tennis. My favorite saint is Saint Benedict. I prefer Apple over Microsoft, and I also enjoy watching movies. O geez, I'm gonna get flamed so hard by these Landover people for saying what I just said.

[Jack Glass]

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We don't flame.

Apple sucks.

[computerdemon]

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We don't flame.

Apple sucks.

What sucks about Apple?

[Nobar King]

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Do you live in the Des Moines area? I need a young boy for a couple of days to help me paint my fence.

[Regens Kuechl]

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Welcome, welcome fourteen year old boy who loves the one true apostolic faith!

I give you my personal word as a Catholic priest that no person in this fine forum will flame you, or if someone dares he will have to answer to me!

We from the Catholic clergy like our young boys unflamed and raw!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Hi! I'm John, I'm fourteen, and I love Legos, Video Games, the Catholic Faith, Lord of the Rings, Google+, Youtube, The Walking Dead, and memes. I live in Indiana, and my favorite music genre is dubstep, my favorite sports are martial arts and tennis. My favorite saint is Saint Benedict. I prefer Apple over Microsoft, and I also enjoy watching movies. O geez, I'm gonna get flamed so hard by these Landover people for saying what I just said.

The only thing flaming is you.



Turn or burn sinner! Turn or burn!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Hi! I'm John, I'm fourteen, and I love Legos, Video Games, the Catholic Faith, Lord of the Rings, Google+, Youtube, The Walking Dead, and memes. I live in Indiana, and my favorite music genre is dubstep, my favorite sports are martial arts and tennis. My favorite saint is Saint Benedict. I prefer Apple over Microsoft, and I also enjoy watching movies. O geez, I'm gonna get flamed so hard by these Landover people for saying what I just said.

Young man, you need to 18 to sign up to this forum. That makes you a supple lipped liar and Jesus hates liars.

Proverbs 12:22 Lying lips are abomination to the Lord: but they that deal truly are his delight.

YIC

[Faith_Machine]

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Computer Demon? Why would you call yourself such a thing?

[Cranky Old Man]

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I love the Catholic Faith, Lord of the Rings, The Walking Dead

That's all the same thing. All of them will make you burn in Hell for all eternity.

You should stop putting Lego bricks in your behind and start reading your Bible!

[Brother Tobias]

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Your body and soul will burn in hell if you do not stop this heresy.

Suggested reading material :

Salvation lies within :
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

[James Hutchins]

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Friend, I do not understand why you are so close minded. Sure you have faults and they may seem insurmountable. But if a queer nigra can find God, I'd garner you could too.
Do you look your age or do you pass off as being younger?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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You will be aflame and hot in Hell, I assure you! Repent of your foolish ways and read and obey the KJV Bible!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Hi! I'm John,

....
O geez, I'm gonna get flamed so hard by these Landover people for saying what I just said.

Son, Jesus can spot a troll a mile away - and we here in Freehold, Iowa know pretty well when the corn gets tall.

Face it, the Holy Spirit is responsible for bringing you here, and we all know something is very wrong with your miserable life. Jesus is here to help, along with the spiritual guidance of our esteemed Pastors and the immense scholarly resources of the Landover Baptist Church. It's in your interest to display a little humility here, and be concerned about where you're going to spend eternity as well as the remaining time you have left before Jesus kills you.

[A Guy with Bible]

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LEGO and a fan of Apple?
Not surprised

I hope i get saved and wont end up in the lake of fire along with sinners like you and get my anus ripped apart with lego for eternity!

As for your name demon computer
Are you a muslim nigra?

[Eucharista McBride]

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Hi! I'm John, I'm fourteen, and I love Legos, Video Games, the Catholic Faith, Lord of the Rings, Google+, Youtube, The Walking Dead, and memes. I live in Indiana, and my favorite music genre is dubstep, my favorite sports are martial arts and tennis. My favorite saint is Saint Benedict. I prefer Apple over Microsoft, and I also enjoy watching movies. O geez, I'm gonna get flamed so hard by these Landover people for saying what I just said.

I know the ways of 14 year old boys as a mother of four. I implore the Lord to give your mama the strength and forbearance to whip you soundly till you forsake that Godless Internet with its smut and Devilish dwarves. It is the Gateway to Aeternal Damnation, boy. Show your mama love and respect and put thing in the wood stove. Praise the Lord.