[computerdemon]

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Computer Demon? Why would you call yourself such a thing?

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[computerdemon]

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Aww, I liked that meme. And you changed my profile. Jerks.

[Jim Farmer]

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Aww, I liked that meme. And you changed my profile. Jerks.

They didn't change anything. The Lord moves in mysterious ways.
Anyway, hasn't your mom taught you yet to respect your elders and betters?

[computerdemon]

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They didn't change anything. The Lord moves in mysterious ways.
Anyway, hasn't your mom taught you yet to respect your elders and betters?

Betters? Don't make me laugh. Betters don't insult people, form biased stereotypes, and give me an infraction for speaking an opinion. I mean, I can understand removing the meme, but just because I disagree with you, doesn't mean I deserve infractions and having my profile pic, username, signature etc. being changed against my will. (And don't say it was God who did these. God has better things to do then browse the internet) I believe this calls for a special meme.
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[James Hutchins]

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Betters? Don't make me laugh. Betters don't insult people, form biased stereotypes, and give me an infraction for speaking an opinion. I mean, I can understand removing the meme, but just because I disagree with you, doesn't mean I deserve infractions and having my profile pic, username, signature etc. being changed against my will. (And don't say it was God who did these. God has better things to do then browse the internet) I believe this calls for a special meme.
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Friend, just about everyone is better than you. Even Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is a more pleasant person.
Your opinion mean nothing. Only what God says matters. If something bad happens to you, it is because you are bad and God is mad at you. He works in mysterious way.

[Rabbi Goldschlitz]

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My boy. Such anger in your being. Oy, you don't know suffering and anger. I would school you in the ways of God's favourite people except you weren't born as one of us. Please get out of the basement and stop playing COD and go to school

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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My boy. Such anger in your being. Oy, you don't know suffering and anger. I would school you in the ways of God's favourite people except you weren't born as one of us. Please get out of the basement and stop playing COD and go to school

Listen up joo-boy;

You don't know what suffering looks like. Just wait until Jesus kills you and sends you to hell.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Hi! I'm John, I'm fourteen, and I love ...Legos, the Catholic Faith, Lord of the Rings,

Yeah, that's about right - "The Lord of the Rings" and Catholicism are both fantasy games.

Lego is Minecraft for the computer illiterate: you can search the forum for the Christian view of Minecraft...

[Fred Hall]

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Hi! I'm John, I'm fourteen, and I love Legos, Video Games, the Catholic Faith, Lord of the Rings, Google+, Youtube, The Walking Dead, and memes. I live in Indiana, and my favorite music genre is dubstep, my favorite sports are martial arts and tennis. My favorite saint is Saint Benedict. I prefer Apple over Microsoft, and I also enjoy watching movies. O geez, I'm gonna get flamed so hard by these Landover people for saying what I just said.

Hmm... amateur troll... and not even slightly amusing. A queer nigra does a lot better job of being offensive, and they don't even try. "Worse introduction ever" ? Oh please... not even close.

Friend, I suggest you stop playing on the internets, as you're clearly not good at it, and go to school and start reading the bible (KJV 1611). You never know, maybe some day when you're all grown up, instead of being a flaming homersexual (which path you're clearly on now), you may be moved by the spirit to repent of your queerdom, and serve Jesus.

[computerdemon]

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Friend, just about everyone is better than you. Even Dzhokhar Tsarnaev is a more pleasant person.
Your opinion mean nothing. Only what God says matters. If something bad happens to you, it is because you are bad and God is mad at you. He works in mysterious way.

That meme wasn't pornographic.... and nothing bad is happening to me. The worst thing that has happened to me this week is getting a C+ in Science, which my teacher is letting me redo. I'm having a great week. You sir, need to chill and maybe meditate. Put on some ambient music, close your eyes, and focus on breathing. It's super relaxing.

[Basilissa]

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That meme wasn't pornographic.... and nothing bad is happening to me. The worst thing that has happened to me this week is getting a C+ in Science, which my teacher is letting me redo. I'm having a great week. You sir, need to chill and maybe meditate. Put on some ambient music, close your eyes, and focus on breathing. It's super relaxing.

Shouldn't you be studying for your Science exam, instead of trolling on a decent, God-fearing website, sweetie?

[James Hutchins]

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That meme wasn't pornographic.... and nothing bad is happening to me. The worst thing that has happened to me this week is getting a C+ in Science, which my teacher is letting me redo. I'm having a great week. You sir, need to chill and maybe meditate. Put on some ambient music, close your eyes, and focus on breathing. It's super relaxing.

A 'redo', what kind of retarded school do you go to?

See, this is the problem with kids today, all abject failures.

Friend, God does not permit 'redos'. It all is part of your permanent record and you will e judged on all of it. You need to stat praying, praying hard and fast for Jesus to take mercy on your worthless soul.

[Regens Kuechl]

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Yeah, that's about right - "The Lord of the Rings" and Catholicism are both fantasy games.

Lego is Minecraft for the computer illiterate: you can search the forum for the Christian view of Minecraft...

I beg to differ !!!
"The Lord of the Rings" hat the LORD even in its title -So It must be one blessed Book
And CATHOLICISM is the one True Christian Religion that follows yet another blessed Book; The BIBEL !!!

As for LEGO; It is a scandinavian great toy invention and even we priests like to play IT with little Catholic Boys.

I trink you are just jealous that such things are not of American origin .

[Jim Farmer]

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"Lord of the Rings"? Surely that's a book about homersexurals playing filthy disgusting games.

[Dj_Spectre]

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"Lord of the Rings"? Surely that's a book about homersexurals playing filthy disgusting games.

Actually no. It's a fantasy novel that represents the Catholic Faith. It's really good, and one of my favorite books.