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  • #16
    Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

    I am also a virgin, sir, if that is of any concern. My witch of a mother disowned me, due to the fact that I refused to sleep with the leader of her coven. I am glad I have found this site, and I will get to reading it online, if that is permissible? I do have child bearing hips, and would assume I am fertile. If you, as a man, think I am worthy in my heathen ways to be seeded, you can ask around, you don't need my permission.

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    • #17
      Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

      Originally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View Post
      ...I will get to reading it online, if that is permissible?...
      2 dense 4 Jesus, imo.

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      • #18
        Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

        Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
        Flogged, you say?

        We need to get you a husband, girl!

        I wholeheartedly agree.
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • #19
          Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

          I have received several well-intentioned personal messages from some of the old busybosy hens ladies of Landover who have suggested I take this whore of Satan as my bride while my seed is still good.

          Witch girl, would it kill you to upload a profile pic, that I might determine the likelihood of you bearing offspring that are pleasing to God's eye?
          WARNING:
          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • #20
            Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

            Druidism is a foul cult of human sacrifice and phallus worship, rife with homosexual underpinnings. It disturbs me to see that this young and obviously abused woman has no ability to repent, though like all souls, hers cries out for the love of Jesus.

            The first thing you must do, young lady, is learn to read. Then you can make use of the KJV 1611 Bible and stop pestering us with these inane questions.
            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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            • #21
              Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

              My heart goes out the this woman. Such a wasted life indeed . Why are you not married and pregnant? Why do you deny the Lord and a man their sons?

              Please. You must bury you nose into the word. You must shake off this sin you have accepted and accept JESUS. You need to find a man that you can serve and to make children for the Lord.
              When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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              • #22
                Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

                Originally posted by The Lord's Hammer View Post
                My heart goes out the this woman...
                She should be the one pitying you, as she has shown a willingness to learn from the True Christians(tm).

                At the least, she's kept her mess confined to one thread, where it's easier to clean up.

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                • #23
                  Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  She should be the one pitying you, as she has shown a willingness to learn from the True Christians™.

                  At the least, she's kept her mess confined to one thread, where it's easier to clean up.
                  As do i.

                  I have been spending much time you your study section.
                  When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12

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                  • #24
                    Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

                    Druids ARE witches. Enjoy hell.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      Druidism is a foul cult of human sacrifice and phallus worship, rife with homosexual underpinnings. It disturbs me to see that this young and obviously abused woman has no ability to repent, though like all souls, hers cries out for the love of Jesus.

                      The first thing you must do, young lady, is learn to read. Then you can make use of the KJV 1611 Bible and stop pestering us with these inane questions.
                      Wise words there. Especially from a man who's tag line is hates anal sex...and trees!?! It's definitely worth hating on trees, I mean who needs to breath right!

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                      • #26
                        Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

                        Originally posted by UnsavedDruidTrash2U View Post
                        I am also a virgin, sir, if that is of any concern. My witch of a mother disowned me, due to the fact that I refused to sleep with the leader of her coven. I am glad I have found this site, and I will get to reading it online, if that is permissible? I do have child bearing hips, and would assume I am fertile. If you, as a man, think I am worthy in my heathen ways to be seeded, you can ask around, you don't need my permission.
                        First of all, I'd like to extend a very cautious welcome to you. It is quite nice to see a heathen who is willing to repent of her sinful ways. It is quite shocking to see a druid who refuses to have shameless premarital intercourse with the men of her coven.

                        If you would like to find a husband, you need to start by reading the KJV 1611 Bible and then you need to make an effort to become a modest and Godly woman who is worthy of being married to a True Christian™ man. If you wish to know more, you can take a look at the thread in the Prayer Shack forum.
                        And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                        Deuteronomy 6.5

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                        • #27
                          Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

                          You people are so Gullible it's too funny

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                          • #28
                            Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

                            Originally posted by Amen Jungle View Post
                            You people are so Gullible it's too funny
                            Oh, do tell (but make sure to use the "Quote" function to clarify whom you are addressing, thanks).

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                            • #29
                              Re: I'm Unsaved Druid Trash.

                              Originally posted by Amen Jungle View Post
                              You people are so Gullible it's too funny
                              Christ will laugh last, mocker, and at your expense!

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