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Re: Hello Fellow Jesus Lovers
Yea though I walk through the valley of Jezebels, I shall fear no sore willy.
Yea though I walk through the valley of Jezebels, I shall fear no sore willy.
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Re: Hello Fellow Jesus Lovers
Please take a look at THIS thread on how to stop spanking your monkey.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Hello Fellow Jesus Lovers
Thank you Pastor, our counsel is always appreciated.Comment
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Re: Hello Fellow Jesus Lovers
I find that if I start to develop an erection, if I jam a couple of sewing needles in little willy, it usually abates the temptation.
Prayer and self mutilation go a long way in resolving this problem.
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Re: Hello Fellow Jesus Lovers
Sometimes I just jam my yam bag in a vice and tighten it down until the urge goes away.Comment
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Re: Hello Fellow Jesus Lovers
Oh my! I'd love to see your contraption. The youth counselors have built Sin Squeezers for the youth group Masterbatory Prevention classes, but we need something smaller for the younger ones.Originally posted by Praying Peter View PostSlathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,-Youth Minister Harry Lester
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