Hello! Please help!

[Born2Worship]

Hello all,
Firstly I am very sorry to post this here however as I am new I cannot post anywhere else, please forgive me. I come to you today as a fellow lover of The LORD and his teachings in desperate need of some urgent advice. I have a friend named Daniel who recently brought a new car. Unfortunately this filled him with false pride and arrogance to the point where he acted like he no longer needed The LORD in his life. This lasted for weeks and his obvious sin was utterly utterly disgusting. You will all be pleased to hear that today The LORD finally lost patience with Daniel and acted. Daniel crashed his precious car and now has a huge repair bill (hahaha). My question brothers and sisters is: do I need to take it upon myself to further punish Daniel for his sin, or do you think that The LORDs intervention is enough? I really do not know what to do as on one hand I don't want to disappoint The LORD by not acting, but on the other I don't want to overstep the mark if it is not intended for me to act.

I have prayed on this issue but have not received an answer. I would love to know what you would do.
Thanks,
Alex

[James Hutchins]

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I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

[Born2Worship]

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And what if I told you that he has in the past sent me images of homosexual pornography, including on a fricking Sunday?? Because he thinks that it's funny! Do you REALLY think that this is still not urgent?!

[James Hutchins]

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No

[Born2Worship]

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Heretic! Heretic! Heretic! You honour the false man made rules of this forum over that of the LORDS! THERE IS NO HIGHER AUTHORITY THAN THE WORD OF GOD You have exposed yourself and will pay the price!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello all,
Firstly I am very sorry to post this here however as I am new I cannot post anywhere else, please forgive me. I come to you today as a fellow lover of The LORD and his teachings in desperate need of some urgent advice. I have a friend named Daniel who recently brought a new car. Unfortunately this filled him with false pride and arrogance to the point where he acted like he no longer needed The LORD in his life. This lasted for weeks and his obvious sin was utterly utterly disgusting. You will all be pleased to hear that today The LORD finally lost patience with Daniel and acted. Daniel crashed his precious car and now has a huge repair bill (hahaha). My question brothers and sisters is: do I need to take it upon myself to further punish Daniel for his sin, or do you think that The LORDs intervention is enough? I really do not know what to do as on one hand I don't want to disappoint The LORD by not acting, but on the other I don't want to overstep the mark if it is not intended for me to act.

I have prayed on this issue but have not received an answer. I would love to know what you would do.
Thanks,
Alex

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

[RArnold]

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Heretic! Heretic! Heretic! You honour the false man made rules of this forum over that of the LORDS! THERE IS NO HIGHER AUTHORITY THAN THE WORD OF GOD You have exposed yourself and will pay the price!

I think this guy is making fun of us...

[Faith_Machine]

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I think he is demon-possessed.

[James Hutchins]

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I think he is demon-possessed.

That well may be but I am not going to be the one to reach way down deep inside his rectum to grab them by the neck and rip them from their needle like grasp of his colon.

I suggest a lye enema. It will make the creatures expose themselves gasping for air at which point a ShopVa(c) will pluck them. Hint: Use a fresh can liner.

[Jim Farmer]

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He is definitely infected by rectal demons if his so-called 'friend' is a gaysexural. He probably has the Aids too.

[Alvin Moss]

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Heretic! Heretic! Heretic! You honour the false man made rules of this forum over that of the LORDS! THERE IS NO HIGHER AUTHORITY THAN THE WORD OF GOD You have exposed yourself and will pay the price!

Satan has your tongue and he has led you into the fog. Seek Jesus or perish.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Matthew 27:22-25 KJV
Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified. And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified. When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it. Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

The Merchant of Venice
ACT IV scene 1

SHYLOCK My deeds upon my head! I crave the law,
The penalty and forfeit of my bond.

PORTIA Is he not able to discharge the money?

BASSANIO Yes, here I tender it for him in the court;
Yea, twice the sum: if that will not suffice,
I will be bound to pay it ten times o'er,
On forfeit of my hands, my head, my heart:
If this will not suffice, it must appear
That malice bears down truth. And I beseech you,
Wrest once the law to your authority:
To do a great right, do a little wrong,
And curb this cruel devil of his will.

PORTIA It must not be; there is no power in Venice
Can alter a decree established:
'Twill be recorded for a precedent,
And many an error by the same example
Will rush into the state: it cannot be.

SHYLOCK A Daniel come to judgment! yea, a Daniel!
O wise young judge, how I do honour thee!
look up

Hello, welcome to the forum. I am a little concerned about your friend. Why would his parents Christen him Daniel? I'm assuming that he was Christened. Perhaps you should look a little deeper.