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  • NickIsMe
    Unsaved trash, suspected abo
    • Sep 2015
    • 11

    #1

    Introduction

    My name is Nick, and this is my story.
    Growing up in a Christian home in the Netherlands was not an unusual thing.

    As a boy enjoying youth in Groningen, since the ago of 7 I attended a Baptist Church.

    There, God revealed Himself to me as the God of beauty, of creation, and of the author of life, and of rebirth. My life was changing by the never changing love of my Savior who proved himself to be reliable, dependable and always willing to save me, every day if need be.

    While my faith has faltered and has had many difficult times growing deeper, I'm pleased to say that God has shown His faithfulness, and mercy (I Tim 1:13-17) to me, and I have never felt or been abandoned or forsaken since.


    "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." - (John 3:16)
  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: Introduction

    Hello Nick, glad to meet you! How many children do you have?
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    • Jim Farmer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2293

      #3
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by NickIsMe View Post
      As a boy enjoying youth
      I hope this doesn't mean you're a homersexural!
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      • Elijah Mee, PhD
        True Christian™ Brainiac
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2013
        • 538

        #4
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
        I hope this doesn't mean you're a homersexural!
        I share your concern.

        Nonetheless, I extend to you a cautious welcome, Nick.

        I didn't realise Christianity was a thing in liberal marijuanaland.
        But they mocked the messengers of God, and despised his words, and misused his prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against his people, till there was no remedy. (2 Chronicles 36:16)

        The Bible is perfect and contains ZERO contradictions: A True Christian™ guide to logic
        Using a spirit level to identify homosexuals: A guide for those without the "gaydar"
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        • NickIsMe
          Unsaved trash, suspected abo
          • Sep 2015
          • 11

          #5
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Jim Farmer View Post
          I hope this doesn't mean you're a homersexural!
          I'm not homersexural or homosexual at all.
          I also don't have any children. (To answer Faith_Machine's question)

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          • TaraAnne
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2010
            • 180

            #6
            Re: Introduction

            Have your parents not found you a suitable wife??? ??
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            Charter Member Pearland, Texas

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            • eggcake
              Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
              • Aug 2015
              • 53

              #7
              Re: Introduction

              Welcome to landovers Nick!
              Donald Trump, our hero!

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              • Youth Minister Harry
                Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 832

                #8
                Re: Introduction

                It's so wonderful that you've found God's favorite forum on the world wide web! How old are you? What grade are you in?
                Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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