A youth full of catholic indoctrination

[MarcAnthonyDaniels]

Hello True Christians™,

I am Marc Daniels and I was raised as a catholic in Madison, Wisconsin.

Not too long ago my parents told me that I had to go to confession. So I did and I had to enter this strange box in the catholic church we always went to. The local catholic priest listened to me and near the end he invited me to his chambers for a drink.

I must have lost consciousness then because when I woke up I found myself in a dark basement lying on a mattrass all naked with my hands cuffed behind my back. The priest came in once or twice a day and told me how lucky I was to receive his "blessings". After about half a year he kicked me out onto the street saying he found a younger and more worthy young man to "bless".

I fear that this priest turned me into a homosexual and have since tried to find how I could possibly be cured of this terrible and abominable curse. I found http://www.bettybowers.com/bashworks.html after a search online and am trying to register because I want all homosexuality beaten or shocked or in any way purged from me. I don't want to burn in hell for all eternity.

Searching internet further I found that Mrs. Betty Bowers ministries are connected to your church, Landover Baptist. I don't think I ever found any other church that follows the commands from our Lord so well and so literally as you do, I think your church might well be the only one worthwhile as I also want to become a True Christian™ which right now I am not.

I have now learned that this is the one and only real Bible: http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

I want to follow that Bible without questioning as the Lord Jesus commands but fear I might have been brainwashed into believing all these false things from the false Bible my catholic family gave me to read all these years. I likely need lots of counselling and advice to cure me of my hellbound catholic ways. How can I free myself from a youth of nothing but catholic indoctrination and a priest who infected me with homosexuality?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A youth full of catholic indoctrination

Hello Mr Daniels. The traditions of papism are nothing more than pagan idolatry and I have no idea whether or not you've blasphemed against the Holy Ghost, for example by calling Him a liar.

Mark 3:29 KJV
But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:

No "priest" ever speaks anything but lies and I'm glad that you've tried to escape their clutches. It will be very difficult but perhaps if you were to contact one of the Pastors they would be able to advise you.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: A youth full of catholic indoctrination

Not too long ago my parents told me that I had to go to confession.

That would make you between the ages of 10 and 14 then? Did your parents not notice your 6-month absence?

I want to follow that Bible without questioning as the Lord Jesus commands but fear I might have been brainwashed into believing all these false things from the false Bible my catholic family gave me to read all these years.

We have some ex-cathlicks among our True Christian™ congregation, but very few. I suggest you make a start by reading the KJV (1611) from cover to cover. When you have done that, read it again. If you then come back here, one of the pastors will conduct a close examination and may be able to help you. Or not. It is entirely up to you.

Realistically, it would be cruel to raise your hopes as your introduction strikes me as unconvincing and frivolous, so you are almost certainly condemned to the Lake of Fire for all Eternity, But I will pray for you.

YiC
Joanna

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: A youth full of catholic indoctrination

Hi there, Marc! I am just thrilled you have found Landover Baptist Church! You are in desperate need of intensive one on one prayer therapy and oil anointing! You poor, poor thing! How old are you now? Are you over 4' tall? Are you height/weight proportional or did that filthy papist-rapist starve you into a skinny, weak little frail, pallid, shivering, desperate, needy, gentle, quiet little lamb who would have trouble crying out for help?

Are you old enough to ride the bus to get to a Bible Camp retreat? We can arrange an emergency fellowship camping session! Oh MY! I'm so nervous and excited for you! All those bad experiences in a false church? God is about to wreck that! I mean, He is going to just absolutely wreck that! All you have to do is accept Jesus's Love. It won't be easy at first, but you will soon learn to just relax, not tense up and then eventually accept His Love without resisting at all! PRAISE JESUS! PRAISE GOD! OH, LORD!

(BTW, you aren't an Italian are you?)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A youth full of catholic indoctrination

Welcome to God's favorite forum. I'm wondering how many times you've been anally raped by your local priests. My heart goes out to you.

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YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Regens Kuechl]

Re: A youth full of catholic indoctrination

Hello True Christians™,

I am Marc Daniels and I was raised as a catholic in Madison, Wisconsin.

Not too long ago my parents told me that I had to go to confession. So I did and I had to enter this strange box in the catholic church we always went to. The local catholic priest listened to me and near the end he invited me to his chambers for a drink.

I must have lost consciousness then because when I woke up I found myself in a dark basement lying on a mattrass all naked with my hands cuffed behind my back. The priest came in once or twice a day and told me how lucky I was to receive his "blessings". After about half a year he kicked me out onto the street saying he found a younger and more worthy young man to "bless".

I fear that this priest turned me into a homosexual and have since tried to find how I could possibly be cured of this terrible and abominable curse. I found http://www.bettybowers.com/bashworks.html after a search online and am trying to register because I want all homosexuality beaten or shocked or in any way purged from me. I don't want to burn in hell for all eternity.

Searching internet further I found that Mrs. Betty Bowers ministries are connected to your church, Landover Baptist. I don't think I ever found any other church that follows the commands from our Lord so well and so literally as you do, I think your church might well be the only one worthwhile as I also want to become a True Christian™ which right now I am not.

I have now learned that this is the one and only real Bible: http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/

I want to follow that Bible without questioning as the Lord Jesus commands but fear I might have been brainwashed into believing all these false things from the false Bible my catholic family gave me to read all these years. I likely need lots of counselling and advice to cure me of my hellbound catholic ways. How can I free myself from a youth of nothing but catholic indoctrination and a priest who infected me with homosexuality?

CATHOLICISM is the one True Christian Religion! !!!Es
To intently leave IT means you are lost for the Vatican AND lost for Heaven.

You Seen to try to imply a Sexual akute, but rest absurd that IT was no homosexuality !!!

For CATHOLIC CATECISM says that its priests are no men but are positioned somewhere between human and angel !!!

So since homosexuality always means sexual intercourse between to male being, the blessings of my revered collegue were assuredly no homosexual acts !!!

Instead we should call them HOLY SEXUAL INTERSPECIES BLESSINGS !!!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: A youth full of catholic indoctrination

Now I see one of the resident heretics has turned up with a fine display of wharrgarblesque dogma accompanied by that unusual smell no doubt I asked my mother "what's that funny smell you get with catholics?" when I was about 5 or 6 and she told me that something had probably gone off which I thought was the holy water but now I realise she was making a pun and it was the doctrine that'd gone off.

But just how off would you like it? This idea of

. . Quote
. . ..one True Christian Religion!
. ... ..!!!Es yes & we can all imagine what you get up to on those
. ..... ..To intently leave IT means you are lost for the Vatican AND lost for Heaven.

is not new and was not originally applied by the vatican.

Though normally dated to 1054, when Pope Leo IX and Patriarch Michael I excommunicated each other, the East-West Schism was actually the result of an extended period of estrangement between the two bodies of churches. The primary causes of the Schism were disputes over papal authority -- the Roman Pope claimed he held authority over the four Eastern patriarchs, while the four eastern patriarchs claimed that the primacy of the Patriarch of Rome was only honorary, and thus he had authority only over Western Christians -- and over the insertion of the filioque clause into the Nicene Creed. There were other, less significant catalysts for the Schism, including variance over liturgical practices and conflicting claims of jurisdiction.

The Church split along doctrinal, theological, linguistic, political, and geographic lines, and the fundamental breach has never been healed.

It was the papists who decoupled, launching the occident into a sausage fest reeking more strongly than anything found in Gomorrah the consequences of which—looting, hareems of nuns, sodomy and cutting of the flesh—are still with us.

WARNING • Linked source goes to popish propaganda site • For Information Only
What is needed to achieve this victory is that the passions and sensual concupiscences, which when freely indulged exercise so pernicious an influence on human conduct, should be trained by judicious repression to subordinate and conform their desires to the rule of reason and in faith, as discerned by the mind. But for this training to be effectual it is not sufficient to restrain these desires of the flesh only when their demands are unlawful. They represent a twist in the nature, and must be treated as one treats a twisted wire when endeavouring to straighten it, namely, by twisting it the opposite way. http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/10578b.htm

But this was by no means the first schism along the broad path, so well greased for rapid egress to perdition. Not at all! There were loads of them from the outset! There are any number of false "orthodox" confessions and splits have created "oriental" and "african" creeds having no Biblical authority.

None of them agreeing with each other.

Exactly what you'd expect in a false religion concocted from the dead seed of 4th century Rome.

Exactly what we've got.

Malachi 4:1-3 KJV
For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch. But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall. And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the LORD of hosts.

The Truth has been transmitted by a completely different route. There is no sodomy, no dumb beliefs in reincarnation or ancestor worship, no myriad nature spirits, no idols to be found anywhere The Truth is preached. None of which applies to any of the orthodoxes. Idols everywhere, self gratification rampant sex orgies slavery torture lies and, that smell.

The cilice is mentioned nowhere in The Bible. It is a man-made device for man-made pleasures. Rosaries are just beads pressed into idolatrous service and the flagrum, however ancient, is designed by perverts for perverts and available from a catholic priest anytime you like. They don't come cheap.

This is the history and current state of popery as well publicised as ever today as not before and we all know its bitter end. Orthodox? Synods of Carthage? Coptic popes? Sorry, we have the one true "tradition" it's more than you can grasp, it's alive and inside us like a fountain and it will never dry up. Thank you Jesus!

James 3:11-16 KJV
Doth a fountain send forth at the same place sweet water and bitter? Can the fig tree, my brethren, bear olive berries? either a vine, figs? so can no fountain both yield salt water and fresh. Who is a wise man and endued with knowledge among you? let him shew out of a good conversation his works with meekness of wisdom. But if ye have bitter envying and strife in your hearts, glory not, and lie not against the truth. This wisdom descendeth not from above, but is earthly, sensual, devilish. For where envying and strife is, there is confusion and every evil work.

Thank you, LORD.