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  • Back against wall
    Guarding his purity against all comers
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2015
    • 1241

    #16
    Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

    Originally posted by billcipher45 View Post
    youth minster harry you are ugly as sin or did you get into a car accident making your face so hideous

    I get it now. I have to type retard.

    ay bro i fink yous goot skeelz wif yous 1337 dissin
    Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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    • billcipher45
      • Oct 2015
      • 9

      #17
      Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

      lol bro i ain't a woman i am clearly a female unlike your internet tough guy ass in RL i would shove the bible up my ass

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      • Back against wall
        Guarding his purity against all comers
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2015
        • 1241

        #18
        Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

        yo grl yous ooba.

        Lets see how good you are.

        GO

        j00Z 91rL |-|4\/3 4 $/\/\3LL'/ \/491|\|4 Phr0/\/\ |-|4|\|DL1|\|9 |\|1993r0 $P3r/\/\. pL34$3 r3Phr41|\| Phr0/\/\ 70U(|-|1|\|9 4|\|'/7|-|1|\|9 \/\/|-|1L$7 |-|3r3.
        Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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        • Youth Minister Harry
          Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 832

          #19
          Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

          Originally posted by billcipher45 View Post
          youth minster harry you are ugly as sin or did you get into a car accident making your face so hideous
          Well, you foul mouthed little fancy pants! Aren't you just a spry little firecracker?! I bet the Lord would have you begging for Sweet Baby Jesus' mercy just seconds after the anointment oil smacks your tender sweet skin. This year, when my prayer van comes through your town, I want you to come visit me for a special one on one intensive prayer workout. Be sure to pack a lunch. You're going to need your strength to get through this one. I want to show you how people get funny faces when crying out for salvation. PRAISE GOD!
          Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
          -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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          • Back against wall
            Guarding his purity against all comers
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2015
            • 1241

            #20
            Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

            Minister Harry I do believe this young Lady needs a good stiff lesson. I would certainly pay first class travel to be aboard the van for this speshal little retard.
            One thing is for certain. The inside windows will be exceptionally clean.
            Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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            • Youth Minister Harry
              Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 832

              #21
              Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

              Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
              Minister Harry I do believe this young Lady needs a good stiff lesson. I would certainly pay first class travel to be aboard the van for this speshal little retard.
              One thing is for certain. The inside windows will be exceptionally clean.
              It's a girl?!! I'll tell you what, I'm not so great with saving girls. So, I'll save this little dirty birdy for YOU!
              Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
              -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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              • Herman Periwinkle
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Oct 2015
                • 82

                #22
                Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

                What in God's blessed furnace is going on in here? I think Brother Back and I can take this one for you, Harry. We'll take her.
                Your Faithful Usher in Christ Jesus,
                Herman T. Periwinkle


                Mark 16:18 - They shall take vp serpents, and if they drinke any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them, they shall lay hands on the sicke, and they shall recouer.

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                • billcipher45
                  • Oct 2015
                  • 9

                  #23
                  Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

                  Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
                  Minister Harry I do believe this young Lady needs a good stiff lesson. I would certainly pay first class travel to be aboard the van for this speshal little retard.
                  One thing is for certain. The inside windows will be exceptionally clean.
                  learn how to spell special you illiterate **potty mouth removed** before calling someone a retard when you show symptoms of ADHD and bi polar god bless you

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                  • Back against wall
                    Guarding his purity against all comers
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2015
                    • 1241

                    #24
                    Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

                    Originally posted by billcipher45 View Post
                    On werdsday I have the all blacks popping in for a good ol rooty toot toot. Fursday I have hide the peeknuckle with dad. Frydey I will be doing that donkey film for that guy who said he was going to make me a star. satanday I have ... I forget what satanday is for. sarnday I have moron school. Mundain I have dad again, with the peeknuckle. Flusday I have Aids
                    OH Dear you are a busy little whore.
                    Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.


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                    • Herman Periwinkle
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2015
                      • 82

                      #25
                      Re: Hello, This Is My First Computer

                      Originally posted by billcipher45 View Post
                      learn how to spell special you illiterate ***GIRLY EXPLETIVE DELETED*** before calling someone a retard when you show symptoms of ADHD and bi polar god bless you
                      You certainly aren't qualified to be issuing grammar lessons, little missy. Does your daddy know you are here reading words and spelling expletives? I'll tell you what. I'll see if I can type it in a way you might understand...

                      omg lyk totally mk lyk bruh gatta be tyt wit lyk God ryt but lyk pops b all lyk nah bruh, you aint gon get on it lyk dat cuz dey no mo bout da Holy Bible den evry1 n junk yo

                      Now get in there and make your daddy a sandwich before he finds out you are in here playing on his computer!
                      Your Faithful Usher in Christ Jesus,
                      Herman T. Periwinkle


                      Mark 16:18 - They shall take vp serpents, and if they drinke any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them, they shall lay hands on the sicke, and they shall recouer.

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