[Faith_Machine]

Re: Lee Sang-hyeok: On how I reached enlightenment

Hold on there, friend, there are a lot of things we like about North Korea, or as we like to call it, Better Korea.

[Nobar King]

Re: Lee Sang-hyeok: On how I reached enlightenment

I don't do yoga. It's satanic.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Lee Sang-hyeok: On how I reached enlightenment

Welcome to 's Favorite Forum. Or should I say ching chong chang san dong chang.

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Lee Sang-hyeok: On how I reached enlightenment

Well howdy doo! Sister Daisy, I had no idea you were fluent in the celestial dialects! Will wonders never cease?! GLORY!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Lee Sang-hyeok: On how I reached enlightenment

Welcome young man! I have to say, I'm a little confused with your choice of user name. I don't use the Tweeter or Facebooks, but I have heard this kind of doubletalk or anagram is common in the social medias. What does "skt1faker" mean?

Why not just use "Lee Sang-hyeok"? Sure, it's a sing-song ornamental name, but we have ALL heard these before, whether they make any sense or not.

In any event, tell us more about yourself and your new relationship with Jesus? Do you own a nail salon? A liquor store?

You can be saved and we are here to help!

Acts 4:12 "Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved."

In Christ

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Lee Sang-hyeok: On how I reached enlightenment

Do you deliver Chinese food? I sure could go for a nice bowl of chicken chow mein.

[skt1faker]

Re: Lee Sang-hyeok: On how I reached enlightenment

Greetings, Brother Harold,

I have a team I represent in the League of Legends World Championship, which is SKT T1, I am the midlaner, and they call me Faker. I earn alot of money from it and donate to my church on every attendance. It is how I earn the money to make a living while I'm studying to be a Civil Engineer. My aim is to get wealthy enough to finish my studies and then go to the USA. I dream of coming closer to God, and the USA is side by side with God.

[Des]

Re: Lee Sang-hyeok: On how I reached enlightenment

Greetings, Brother Harold,

I have a team I represent in the League of Legends World Championship, which is SKT T1, I am the midlaner, and they call me Faker. I earn alot of money from it and donate to my church on every attendance. It is how I earn the money to make a living while I'm studying to be a Civil Engineer. My aim is to get wealthy enough to finish my studies and then go to the USA. I dream of coming closer to God, and the USA is side by side with God.

Right, right, but can't you pause your Playstation Xbox Cube and make a quick delivery? I could go for some pork fried rice myself, and a few extra packets of soy sauce.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Lee Sang-hyeok: On how I reached enlightenment

...did I took too much Aderall? I was starting to doubt myself, but then..(.) I spent all nights praying for you fellow friends to come help us in the war against North Korea.

I come to you in shame of being an Asian... I'm pretty caucasian when I'm texting.

First, let me say that we here have not an iota of racism among us and it will not be tolerated here. We have the utmost respect for the lesser races, in the sure and certain belief that they are all God's creation. You would not be the first colored man to be saved, though frankly, we have better luck with Negroes.

Also we are thrilled to hear from one such as you, standing on the front lines against the godless North Korean Chinamen. How are things at the front? We here have been praying for an excuse to sprinkle a few atomic bombs on North Korea. They would be the better for it and I think that's what Jesus would do. Do you think we can count on hostilities breaking out on the near term?

God Bless!

[Des]

Re: Lee Sang-hyeok: On how I reached enlightenment

Is it too late to get a large Dr Pepper with no ice?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Lee Sang-hyeok: On how I reached enlightenment

Dear Hop-Sing;

Were you privileged enough to hear one of my Sermons in slopeland? God knows I've given plenty. Have you accepted Christ Jesus into your life, and begged Him to wash that yellow skin away? Because He can do it! All things are possible thru the Lord of Lords!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel