[Sister Sally Bate]

Re: Greetings frineds in Christ

Welcome, dear Sister. If you like getting on your knees for the Lord, you have come to the right place.

Ever since I joined last week, I have been receiving nothing but ecstatic holy bliss from this congregation every time I get on my knees to receive him.

You will be very happy here.

[DeweyClutter]

Re: Greetings frineds in Christ

^ It's dear "Brother" Ma'am thank you very much!

I ain't no lady and I sure as cotton pickin hell ain't no tranny freak like Bruce Transgender1

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Greetings frineds in Christ

Well, Hi-Howdy to you there Mr. Dewey Clutter! We're just thrilled as beans in a butter barrel that you've joined us on God's Favorite Forums™! You said you came to Christ for the first time when you were 16 years old? How long was it?

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Two or three years ago? More? Most stray boys have come to Christ by the age of 13, but better late than never! Praise Jesus! Are you studying in a Bible College anywhere?

[Back against wall]

Re: Greetings frineds in Christ

I ain't no lady

Come come now, don't be so harsh on yourself, God forgives. The good Sisters have a forum of their own here where they cackle on about medial things and help each other with their secrets of keeping we good men happy. I am sure they will invite you in with loving arms (if you don't act like a total whore) and teach you things like cutting our food up to look like Crosses and wedding colours and other simple things. I have no doubt that in time the good Sisters here can help you become a True Christian™ Woman.

Be Christian.
Brother Baw

[DeweyClutter]

Re: Greetings frineds in Christ

Well, Hi-Howdy to you there Mr. Dewey Clutter! We're just thrilled as beans in a butter barrel that you've joined us on God's Favorite Forums™! You said you came to Christ for the first time when you were 16 years old? How long was it?

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Two or three years ago? More? Most stray boys have come to Christ by the age of 13, but better late than never! Praise Jesus! Are you studying in a Bible College anywhere?

How long? Oh goodness me, many moons and more ago.

July 10, 1978 to be exact. Im no exactly young anymore!

And thank you for that kind greeting!

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Greetings frineds in Christ

How long? Oh goodness me, many moons and more ago.

July 10, 1978 to be exact. Im no exactly young anymore!

And thank you for that kind greeting!

Great.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Greetings frineds in Christ

But enough about me, tell us more about your pigmentation issues.

In Babylon the Black men are more white then Black. I myself am as black as coal because I am a real Black man. When negros from Babylon go to Jamaica on the cruise ship everybody thinks they are Mexicans because they surely are not Black. I think that is because the Black men in Babylon have been studying the white girls for a long time before I got here and now all the Blacks have white grandparents who raised them. President Barak Obama is one such example.