A retarded introduction from retard Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist

[Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist]

Dear all,

I come in peace. I am Naomi, a 16-year-old man and a retard in the Third Flame of the Church of Satan (Which you can visit here: *** removed link to gay porn *** While I am not a Christian (as I am a full Satanist, and I hope we can respect each others' beliefs), I still hope to learn about the Christian God and His ways. I hope despite our differences, I can be welcome here. After all, God and Satan used to be good friends, and I hope we can be good friends as well and achieve a harmonious coexistence together.

Blessed be.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest

Dear all,

I come in peace. I am Naomi, a 16-year-old man and Priest of the Third Flame of the Church of Satan (Which you can visit here: *** removed link to gay porn *** While I am not a Christian (as I am a full Satanist, and I hope we can respect each others' beliefs), I still hope to learn about the Christian God and His ways. I hope despite our differences, I can be welcome here. After all, God and Satan used to be good friends, and I hope we can be good friends as well and achieve a harmonious coexistence together.

Blessed be.

Where in the KJV Bible does it describe Satan and God as "friends" ?

Book, chapter, and verse please.

[I Man Rastafari]

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I think you are probably an evil person Naomi. Why do you claim to be a man when you have the name of a woman?

[Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist]

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I think you are probably an evil person Naomi. Why do you claim to be a man when you have the name of a woman?

Dear Mr Possibly Retarded Pothead,

Naomi is a common men's name in my culture, just as how Andrea is a common male name in France but is considered feminine in America.

I hope we can be good friends.

[Roland]

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[...], just as how Andrea is a common male name in France [...].

I hope we can be good friends.

Hello Naomi,

Do you have a multitude of examples to show us this is common?

Kind regards,

Roland

[Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist]

Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest

My apologies - it appears that I have gotten the European Countries mixed up. Andrea is a common male name in Greece and Italy. It comes from the word "Andreas", meaning Male.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest

My apologies - it appears that I have gotten the European Countries mixed up. Andrea is a common male name in Greece and Italy. It comes from the word "Andreas", meaning Male.

You are clearly retarded. Do you drool?

[Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist]

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No, sir, I do not drool.

[Wannabe False Christ]

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Welcome, Satanist. I was just wondering why my name is pink. It's pretty cool.

[Roland]

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No, sir, I do not drool.

Interesting..

And what if you see this?



Spaghetti with spinach pesto and meat balls.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Didymus Much]

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...I still hope to learn about the Christian God and His ways...

So go away and read the Bible. Win-win.

[Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist]

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Would it not be fruitful to learn of God from His advocates themselves?

[VictoryOS]

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Would it not be fruitful to learn of God from His advocates themselves?

Sure, if you're really trying for Salvation. If you're just looking for a Gotcha! moment, we've seen it all. We won't be mocked.

[Alphonse Alban]

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I am Naomi, a 16-year-old man and Priest of the Third Flame of the Church of Satan

How original. For once I would like to see a normal member of wiccan/satan's whatever/druid etc. faith, but no. You must be about 2000th priest we've got here. So tell me now, how does it work out for you, when everyone is a priest, a high-priest, a priestess or a high-priestess making up different belief systems as they go?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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How original. For once I would like to see a normal member of wiccan/satan's whatever/druid etc. faith, but no. You must be about 2000th priest we've got here. So tell me now, how does it work out for you, when everyone is a priest, a high-priest, a priestess or a high-priestess making up different belief systems as they go?

Brother, I think this is all some elaborate on-line LARPing community.