[Roland]

Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest

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Hello Mary,

Is that something like this?

Kind regards,

Roland

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: A retarded introduction from retard Naomi Forest

Precisely.

[James Hutchins]

Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest

Dear Mr Possibly Retarded Pothead,

Naomi is a common men's name in my culture, just as how Andrea is a common male name in France but is considered feminine in America.

I hope we can be good friends.

NIRL (that means NNo In Real Life, ICYDN). Naomi, Andrea, Lynne and Sydney are all weak names and reserved for women.
All french are limp wristed mimes who run from their own shadows.

There is a reason french men ride with baguettes in their baskets, if you know what I mean (IYKWIM).


My kids have been teaching me all the Internets slag. LOL (Laughing Out Loud, neat huh?)

[Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist]

Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest

Thank you for the kind welcome. I am not deserving of such graciousness.

I would like to ask a few questions about Christianity if possible, mainly how the Holy Trinity poops. If the Holy Trinity is three beings in one, how does it poop? Do they share one ***the dirty word "butthole" removed by moderator*** or something?

Looking forward to an answer from the informed,
Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist, Retard in the Church of Satan

[Didymus Much]

Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest

...I would like to ask a few questions about Christianity if possible, mainly how the Holy Trinity poops...

Is there anything in the Bible that says you have to know that in order to be Saved(tm)?

[Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist]

Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest

No, good sir, but as a true Satanist of the Church of Satan, I desire knowledge like Eve desired the Forbidden Fruck.

[Didymus Much]

Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest

No, good sir, but as a true Satanist of the Church of Satan...

LaVeyan, Orthodox, Reformed or Unitarian?

...I desire knowledge like Eve desired the Forbidden Fruck.

So go find it. Did Eve just sit on her fat butt and demand that someone bring the apple to her?

[Basilissa]

Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest

LaVeyan, Orthodox, Reformed or Unitarian?

Judging from the lack of Miss Naomi's response, the correct answer is: Made Up.

[1maqtpig]

Re: A kind introduction from Naomi Forest

Interesting..

And what if you see this?



Spaghetti with spinach pesto and meat balls.

Kind regards,

Roland

Yes feed the troll some spaghetti that always works

[Faith_Machine]

Re: A retarded introduction from retard Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist

I'm sorry, but you have the single worst username I have ever seen. Please explain why you thought it was a good idea to call yourself "Naomi the Butthole Fetishist."

Are you deranged?

[Darcydog]

Re: A retarded introduction from retard Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist

People have other beliefs and you should respect that

[Faith_Machine]

Re: A retarded introduction from retard Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist

People have other beliefs and you should respect that

Where in the Bible does it say we should respect incorrect or false beliefs?

[Didymus Much]

Re: A retarded introduction from retard Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist

People have other beliefs and you should respect that

Do you even get this entire "religion" thing?

[Basilissa]

Re: A retarded introduction from retard Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist

People have other beliefs and you should respect that

Well, let's see what does the Bible say about respecting other peoples' beliefs.

Old Testament:

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the Lord thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

And also:

Deuteronomy 13:12-16
12 If thou shalt hear say in one of thy cities, which the Lord thy God hath given thee to dwell there, saying,
13 Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;
14 Then shalt thou enquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought among you;
15 Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.
16 And thou shalt gather all the spoil of it into the midst of the street thereof, and shalt burn with fire the city, and all the spoil thereof every whit, for the Lord thy God: and it shall be an heap for ever; it shall not be built again.

And here's what Jesus Himself told us in the New Testament:

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.

And also:

Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

Now, if you think that hate = respect then you have some really twisted sense of morals, sweetie!

[Muqtada Al-Amriki]

Re: A retarded introduction from retard Naomi the Butthole-Fetishist

And also:

Luke 19:27 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.

OK, this prophet Luke (pe.ace be upon him) really sound like he have a good head on his shoulders! That is such a beautiful Bible verse. How anybody can read that and not be filled with love for Allah and for their fellow man?


God is great!