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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #31
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Goldenshark View Post
    Brotherlarry

    Your reply confuses me as you seem to just rant on about your ridiculous faith while telling me not to be a catholic. I'm not a catholic, I'm an atheist. Sharks are also beautiful and superbly evolved creatures that need saving however their teeth, fins and livers are worth more than their weight in gold.
    You're confused because the Gospel is foolishness to those who've hardened their hearts on the altar of "science" and "reason" and "common sense." (1 Corinthians 1:18) These things are all man-made inventions, things the LORD warns us against (1 Timothy 6:20). He also warns us that the unregenerated soul will forever be confused because it is closed off to the Truthâ„¢ (Ephesians 2:2). Brother Larry's touching testimony brought a tear to my eye. You have the heart of a Jew, someone who hears the Good News but seeks only to destroy it, and to reduce the bearer of such good news to a puddle of tears (John 8:44). I wish I could see your face on the day you die and are faced with the reality that forever more your "best moments" will be the ones in between the demons shoving random scientific instruments up your tender, fleshy back alley, releasing their steaming hot demon spew into your quivering, dripping colon, and laugh at your dilemma about which burning hand to put down on the lava rocks to hold you up so your face doesn't get submerged in the Lake of Fire as they have you bent over the science teacher who first introduced you to the Damned mythology of Evolution!
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Goldenshark
      Unsaved trash
      • May 2016
      • 16

      #32
      Re: Introduction

      The fact that you analyse one word from my responce and put it into biblical context has no relevance to my actual post. Get a grip of yourself

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