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  • Princess L
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jul 2016
    • 83

    #31
    Re: An Introduction

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    All I'm saying is with great power comes great responsibility, and it seems as if God promoted you to Exulted Pissed Off Guy without leaving any instructions. He gave the prophet Ezekiel instructions (they were weird as hell, but you can't say it wasn't specific; Ezekiel 4:4-6). But hey, so long as you believe this stuff genuinely, what could possibly go wrong?


    I do have a great responsibility; protecting my brothers and sisters in Christ. No matter what I believe, my love for them will keep me on the right path.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #32
      Re: An Introduction

      Originally posted by Prince L View Post
      I do have a great responsibility; protecting my brothers and sisters in Christ. No matter what I believe, my love for them will keep me on the right path.
      That's what those Muslim suicide bombers all think, but you're different. Yep. Because you're super-duper sure your belief is the right one. The really right one. Not a mistake there! No siree bob! Good on you for cutting through all the bullshit of logic or reality checks, and knowing what God wants you to do! You did it without any clues whatsoever! Just the thoughts in your own head! Boy, you really are God's Special Little Snowflake!

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Princess L
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jul 2016
        • 83

        #33
        Re: An Introduction

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        That's what those Muslim suicide bombers all think, but you're different. Yep. Because you're super-duper sure your belief is the right one. The really right one. Not a mistake there! No siree bob! Good on you for cutting through all the bullshit of logic or reality checks, and knowing what God wants you to do! You did it without any clues whatsoever! Just the thoughts in your own head!

        Muslims fight for a shallow religious decree just to satisfy their own cravings. I fight out of love for my friends, and hatred of anyone that would dare harm them.

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        • Roland
          Obese Swedish Meatball
          Delusional Forum Member
          • May 2014
          • 2193

          #34
          Re: An Introduction

          Originally posted by Prince L View Post
          [...] I fight out of love for my friends, and hatred of anyone that would dare harm them.
          When will you start reading the Bible? As a Christian you are supposed to love (Luke 10:27) and fear (Psalms 25:14) God, not your friends (and especially not your family or even your own life (Luke 14:26)). And what would you do if God chose to harm your friends?
          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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          • Princess L
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jul 2016
            • 83

            #35
            Re: An Introduction

            Originally posted by Roland View Post
            When will you start reading the Bible? As a Christian you are supposed to love (Luke 10:27) and fear (Psalms 25:14) God, not your friends (and especially not your family or even your own life (Luke 14:26)). And what would you do if God chose to harm your friends?
            According to Jesus's teaching in the gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John) what is the greatest commandment? Love the Lord your God with all your heart. What is the second greatest? Love your neighbor as yourself. I follow these both at the same time, and honour God with all my heart by watching over my friends with all my heart.

            My friends are also fellow Christians and His children; if He brings harm to them or me, it is for His greater glory. Though He slay me, yet will I still praise Him! (Job 13:15)

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #36
              Re: An Introduction

              Originally posted by Prince L View Post
              My friends are also fellow Christians and His children;
              If their Salvation hasn't been guaranteed, I wouldn't count on it. The easiest person to fool into thinking we're Safe is ourselves (Jeremiah 17:9).


              Originally posted by Prince L View Post
              if He brings harm to them or me, it is for His greater glory. Though He slay me, yet will I still praise Him! (Job 13:15)


              Boy wouldn't you have egg on your face if you went off on a half-cocked rampage, thinking you were called to go all Rambo for God when He Himself smited your friends and just didn't tell you, lol!
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Princess L
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jul 2016
                • 83

                #37
                Re: An Introduction

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                If their Salvation hasn't been guaranteed, I wouldn't count on it. The easiest person to fool into thinking we're Safe is ourselves (Jeremiah 17:9).






                Boy wouldn't you have egg on your face if you went off on a half-cocked rampage, thinking you were called to go all Rambo for God when He Himself smited your friends and just didn't tell you, lol!
                I can see their hearts, remember? Even some of them that have pretty dirty minds still have a heart far more righteous than yours will ever be.


                Any human who dares to harm my friends, even if God allowed them to, still acted out of their own free will, and it is therefore just for me to destroy them.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #38
                  Re: An Introduction

                  Originally posted by Prince L View Post
                  ...Any human who dares to harm my friends, even if God allowed them to, still acted out of their own free will, and it is therefore just for me to destroy them.
                  My panties go all moist when someone flexes their e-muscles like dat.

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                  • Princess L
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jul 2016
                    • 83

                    #39
                    Re: An Introduction

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    My panties go all moist when someone flexes their e-muscles like dat.
                    Haha, that's probably the cleverest response I've heard yet on this forum <sarcasm> Let's give this man a round of applause! </sarcasm>

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                    • FranklinAndPearl
                      True Christians™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2014
                      • 163

                      #40
                      Re: An Introduction

                      Originally posted by Prince L View Post
                      Not telling because this forum is public and there are stalkers out there, it's in my signature
                      You were afraid to reveal privacy, then put a personal portion in your signature. Also, who is stalking you? Tell us, where do you put your tin-foil hat when you lay your head on your Mainstays pillow???

                      Does it not worry you that you come to a place of the LORD's Children and boast about false "gifts"...? Matthew 7:15


                      Regards, Franklin
                      Just a loving, saved, MARRIED HETEROSEXUAL couple sharing this account! Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Hi Carol, not sure why the Face book isn't typing out my letters, LOL. I hope you can see this message, none of the letters are going in the box. Maybe they are invisible? We do not really understand Computers or Technology. I will have to ask Anita about this. See you tomor

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                      • Princess L
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jul 2016
                        • 83

                        #41
                        Re: An Introduction

                        Originally posted by FranklinAndPearl View Post
                        You were afraid to reveal privacy, then put a personal portion in your signature. Also, who is stalking you? Tell us, where do you put your tin-foil hat when you lay your head on your Mainstays pillow???

                        Does it not worry you that you come to a place of the LORD's Children and boast about false "gifts"...? Matthew 7:15


                        Regards, Franklin
                        No one in particular is stalking me, it's just not prudent to reveal info like that on the internet.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #42
                          Re: An Introduction

                          Originally posted by Prince L View Post
                          I can see their hearts, remember?
                          Can you see their auras, too?




                          How about their futures? If you know someone you care about is going to get hurt, couldn't you just, I dunno, prevent it?

                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Princess L
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jul 2016
                            • 83

                            #43
                            Re: An Introduction

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Can you see their auras, too?




                            How about their futures? If you know someone you care about is going to get hurt, couldn't you just, I dunno, prevent it?

                            Nah, seeing their hearts is enough.

                            Yay, now you finally understand how I know what I'm supposed to do with my gifts.

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                            • Roland
                              Obese Swedish Meatball
                              Delusional Forum Member
                              • May 2014
                              • 2193

                              #44
                              Re: An Introduction

                              Originally posted by Prince L View Post
                              Nah, seeing their hearts is enough.

                              Yay, now you finally understand how I know what I'm supposed to do with my gifts.
                              Hello L,

                              Have you ever entertained the thought that you might be special, though not necessarily gifted?

                              Kind regards, Roland
                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                              Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                              • Princess L
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jul 2016
                                • 83

                                #45
                                Re: An Introduction

                                Originally posted by Roland View Post
                                Hello L,

                                Have you ever entertained the thought that you might be special, though not necessarily gifted?

                                Kind regards, Roland
                                Ah, I see you're falling back to lame technicalities instead of deep logical arguments.

                                I have, but I also have yet to be proven that I'm wrong about what I know.

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