[Russell Holbeck]

Re: An Introduction

Hello Prince L.

What does the L stand for I hope it stands for Leviticus sometimes people these days disregard Leviticus but it has lots of good advice in there.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: An Introduction

I don't suffer from that at all. All I wanted was help and advice about my gifts, I don't care whether anyone is interested in my life or not.

They're not gifts. I don't know if you've been attacked by witchcraft (for more information, refer to Pastor Levi Jones' Spirit led sermon: Eight obvious signs witchcraft is attacking you), or if you've invited them in your home like Pat Robertson explains, the fact is, what you're talking about is not gifts from God. Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus talk about the gift of being honorable, coldly calculating and rational on one hand, and on the other wild, wrathful, and extremely devious. In the vernacular, that's called being an asshole. Let's put it this way, if you really had the power to know God's plans for the future, what's going to happen to me this afternoon? No excuses, Mr. Aslan wanna-be.

[Princess L]

Re: An Introduction

They're not gifts. I don't know if you've been attacked by witchcraft (for more information, refer to Pastor Levi Jones' Spirit led sermon: Eight obvious signs witchcraft is attacking you), or if you've invited them in your home like Pat Robertson explains, the fact is, what you're talking about is not gifts from God. Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus talk about the gift of being honorable, coldly calculating and rational on one hand, and on the other wild, wrathful, and extremely devious. In the vernacular, that's called being an asshole. Let's put it this way, if you really had the power to know God's plans for the future, what's going to happen to me this afternoon? No excuses, Mr. Aslan wanna-be.

I don't recall Him ever saying possible gifts were limited to what he mentioned either.



Afternoon? You really are a short-sighted person, aren't you. Whatever happens to you this afternoon is no concern of mine.

No, I can see your death. When the time of tribulation comes in this world, you'll stubbornly persist in your mockery of God, but because of your foolishness you'll be one of the first to die for your apparent beliefs, even if they are only a satirical farce. I live every day knowing how those around me might die, and the path this world is going to take.

[Princess L]

Re: An Introduction

Hello Prince L.

What does the L stand for I hope it stands for Leviticus sometimes people these days disregard Leviticus but it has lots of good advice in there.

Thank you.

Rusty

It's a shortened version of one of God's biblical names. Full version: L, adoptive son of Elohim

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: An Introduction

Afternoon? You really are a short-sighted person, aren't you. Whatever happens to you this afternoon is no concern of mine.

tsk tsk. I said no excuses.

No, I can see your death. When the time of tribulation comes in this world, you'll stubbornly persist in your mockery of God, but because of your foolishness you'll be one of the first to die for your apparent beliefs, even if they are only a satirical farce. I live every day knowing how those around me might die, and the path this world is going to take.

My, my. What a drama queen.

I suggest you repent forthwith, and stop this foolishness before God smites you with eternal hemorrhoids (Deuteronomy 28:27).

[Princess L]

Re: An Introduction

tsk tsk. I said no excuses.


My, my. What a drama queen.

I suggest you repent forthwith, and stop this foolishness before God smites you with eternal hemorrhoids (Deuteronomy 28:27).

You can call me whatever you want, It's still doesn't change the fate I see you heading towards. I feel quite sorry for you honestly.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: An Introduction

You can call me whatever you want, It's still doesn't change the fate I see you heading towards. I feel quite sorry for you honestly.

You don't have to believe everything you think.

Rely on Jesus instead.

He'll do the thinking for you.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: An Introduction

It's a shortened version of one of God's biblical names. Full version: L, adoptive son of Elohim

Hello Prince L.

Elohim is not in the KJV Bible maybe you have a Jew bible they do not even talk about Jesus.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. Jews do not go to Heaven not even my friend Morty even though he is otherwise a good person I will miss him he smells like pepper.

[Princess L]

Re: An Introduction

You don't have to believe everything you think.

Rely on Jesus instead.

He'll do the thinking for you.

If I didn't rely on Him then I wouldn't still be alive today. He gave me this power, I just have to figure out how he wants me to use it.

[Princess L]

Re: An Introduction

Hello Prince L.

Elohim is not in the KJV Bible maybe you have a Jew bible they do not even talk about Jesus.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. Jews do not go to Heaven not even my friend Morty even though he is otherwise a good person I will miss him he smells like pepper.

It's in the original Hebrew manuscripts. And before you go slapping another label on me, you should know that I strongly disagree with Judaism; I have been and always will be a reformed Christian.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: An Introduction

It's in the original Hebrew manuscripts. And before you go slapping another label on me, you should know that I strongly disagree with Judaism; I have been and always will be a reformed Christian.

Hello Prince L.

I did not slap you I am not even in the same room as you maybe it was a sibling or a roommate I do not read Hebrew.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Princess L]

Re: An Introduction

Hello Prince L.

I did not slap you I am not even in the same room as you maybe it was a sibling or a roommate I do not read Hebrew.

Thank you.

Rusty

It's a figure of speech

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: An Introduction

If I didn't rely on Him then I wouldn't still be alive today. He gave me this power, I just have to figure out how he wants me to use it.

Well that's a fine howdoyoudo, to give you the power of extreme deviousness and not tell you how to use it. Did He at least leave you some clues? Has anyone walked up to you and whispered unusual commands in your ear? Do you find hidden messages in the newspapers or on reddit? Maybe He wants you to put a bag of dog poop in a paper bag and set it on fire on your neighbor's front stoop. You never know. He didn't say not do, did He? That's pretty devious stuff right there you know.

[Princess L]

Re: An Introduction

Well that's a fine howdoyoudo, to give you the power of extreme deviousness and not tell you how to use it. Did He at least leave you some clues? Has anyone walked up to you and whispered unusual commands in your ear? Do you find hidden messages in the newspapers or on reddit? Maybe He wants you to put a bag of dog poop in a paper bag and set it on fire on your neighbor's front stoop. You never know. He didn't say not do, did He? That's pretty devious stuff right there you know.

There you go again, twisting my words. I generally know what I need to do, I just need to figure out the specifics of that (and it has nothing to do with those childish things you mentioned)

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: An Introduction

There you go again, twisting my words. I generally know what I need to do, I just need to figure out the specifics of that (and it has nothing to do with those childish things you mentioned)

All I'm saying is with great power comes great responsibility, and it seems as if God promoted you to Exulted Pissed Off Guy without leaving any instructions. He gave the prophet Ezekiel instructions (they were weird as hell, but you can't say it wasn't specific; Ezekiel 4:4-6). But hey, so long as you believe this stuff genuinely, what could possibly go wrong?