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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #31
    Re: I suppose an introduction is in order

    Originally posted by SONODOG, jr. View Post
    I would like to apologize for my slurs and hostility against you yesterday. I hope we can start over; if not, I'll trouble you no more.
    Being kind-hearted Christians, we are commanded to offer forgiveness and continue our efforts to get you away from satan's clutches. Keep a civil tongue in your head and things will be fine. Read through all the threads and get the hang of our godly mission. And humble yourself before the Lord!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • SONODOG, jr.
      Seeking the Truth
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2006
      • 38

      #32
      Re: I suppose an introduction is in order

      My heart is contrite, Pastor, and I will ever seek to follow in the spirit of Landover Baptist (and Jesus too, of course).

      I shall double my Tithe this week in repentance.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621

        #33
        Re: I suppose an introduction is in order

        Originally posted by SONODOG, jr. View Post
        My heart is contrite, Pastor, and I will ever seek to follow in the spirit of Landover Baptist (and Jesus too, of course).

        I shall double my Tithe this week in repentance.
        Praise! Another misled heathen led to the Lord by the intervention of Landover!
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • Pastor Rune Enoe
          Apostle of the North
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 11680

          #34
          Re: I suppose an introduction is in order

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Your problem here is that you've never read the Bible. God doesn't say to obey our parents, he says to honour them.
          Exodus 20:12 Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.
          Thank God(!) that at least one True Christian™ was able to see through the confusion that arises whenever one starts quoting false Bibles.

          God is not the author of confusion (1st Cor. 14:33), which should give you an idea of who is that author of all the false Bibles.
          Hint ->

          Originally posted by Poetic Peter View Post
          And there are times when it is ordained
          to destroy one or both parents, yes?
          Never! A child should fear his parents, the way a True Christian™ fears the Lord. To quote Martin Luther, "'Honor thy parents' does not refer to fellow men, but to vice-regents of God. Therefore, as God is to be served both with honor and fear, his representatives are to be so, too."

          Here's a handy list of people that God allows you to kill. I suggest that you print it out, have it laminated, and tape it to the refrigerator for easy reference:

          Deuteronomy 13:6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
          Deuteronomy 13:7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
          Deuteronomy 13:8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
          Deuteronomy 13:9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

          See? Brother, half-brother, son, daughter, wife and friends - but not parents.
          A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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          • OnYourKnees
            On Extended Furlough
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2006
            • 4729

            #35
            Re: I suppose an introduction is in order

            Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
            See? Brother, half-brother, son, daughter, wife and friends - but not parents.
            Pastor Prune, forgive my forgetting, but are there not times when it is encouraged to DELIVER UP one's parents or other family members to the slaughter, rather than killing them oneself for their transgressions against God?

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            • Pastor Rune Enoe
              Apostle of the North
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 11680

              #36
              Re: I suppose an introduction is in order

              Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
              Pastor Prune, forgive my forgetting, but are there not times when it is encouraged to DELIVER UP one's parents or other family members to the slaughter, rather than killing them oneself for their transgressions against God?
              Forget it! Such a thing is a theological impossibility. Parents are the vice-regents of God, so killing a parent would be deicide.

              The Pharisees thought they had found a way out: They gave all their money to the temple so they wouldn't have to support their parents in their dotage. But Jesus rebuked them powerfully:

              Matthew 15:3 But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
              Matthew 15:4 For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
              Matthew 15:5 But ye say, Whosoever shall say to his father or his mother, It is a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me;
              Matthew 15:6 And honour not his father or his mother, he shall be free. Thus have ye made the commandment of God of none effect by your tradition.

              No matter how old you are, your parents are still your parents and they have the right to kill you - not the other way around.
              A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892

                #37
                Re: I suppose an introduction is in order

                Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
                No matter how old you are, your parents are still your parents and they have the right to kill you - not the other way around.
                Here's a thought though..
                A mans wife is unruly and evil, she refuses to acknowlege him as being superior, and she rejects Jesus. (That alone being a sin worthy of death)

                So he does as Jesus commands and decides that she must die, he commands his son to kill her however.
                Which he does.
                Has he sinned?

                Despite my knowledge of the KJV1611 this question is out of my league, maybe you can help me out, brother.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #38
                  Re: I suppose an introduction is in order

                  Originally posted by Prune Danish View Post
                  Forget it! Such a thing is a theological impossibility. Parents are the vice-regents of God, so killing a parent would be deicide.
                  Pastor, I can only pray that, with your far greater Biblical knowledge, you can explain these verses to me more fully, as they appear to support children delivering parents to death for failing to come to Jesus. Doubtless, I am confused; for it would appear that an argument must involve more than one party.

                  Mark 13:12
                  Now the brother shall betray the brother to death, and the father the son; and children shall rise up against their parents, and shall cause them to be put to death.


                  Luke 12:53
                  The father shall be divided against the son, and the son against the father; the mother against the daughter, and the daughter against the mother; the mother in law against her daughter in law, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #39
                    Re: I suppose an introduction is in order

                    Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                    Here's a thought though..
                    A mans wife is unruly and evil, she refuses to acknowlege him as being superior, and she rejects Jesus. (That alone being a sin worthy of death)

                    So he does as Jesus commands and decides that she must die, he commands his son to kill her however.
                    Which he does.
                    Has he sinned?

                    Despite my knowledge of the KJV1611 this question is out of my league, maybe you can help me out, brother.
                    In that situation, he would simply have to ask his father to do the job for him. As with patricide, for a wife to kill their husband would be deicide (Ephesians 5:22-3), but a husband killing his wife would be as simple and natural as God killing His creations.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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