[CaptainKangaroo]

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1 John 8 DOES NOT EXIST. Please proofread your posts to catch stupid errors like that, thanks.

1 John 1:7-9 is the passage in question.

So which is it? Verse 7 says that Jesus removes your sin (after confession, per verse 9). You claim that the Saved still have sin, contradicting verse 7. The only way this passage makes sense (read as a whole), is that verse 8 is talking about before confession (and being Saved), as the True Christians™ claim.

Even if that were the case, the Bible says you should be happy for it to exist:

2 Timothy 3:12 "Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution."

It says "shall", not "may". With no persecution, you ain't Christian, so get on with the learning to love being hated (like the True Christians™).



Though they all justify their answers with appropriate Scripture, read coherently and in context, something you have yet to display? Riiight.

Mary (like any Christian who has read the Bible and understands what it says) doesn't give a shit what you think. See my previous response in this thread.

Shut up moron, or is that Mormon

[Alvin Moss]

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Everyone of you are heretics and blasphemers. Mary, or whoever you are, I'll see you in the Lake of Fire.

I had high hopes for you, Captain. Now, those hopes have been dashed. I will pray for you, none the less.


Post Scriptum- Don't look for our dear Sister Mary in the Lake of Fire. She won't be there. Rather, you may espy her peeking over the edge of Heaven and watching you writhe.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Captain, ad hominem abusive is neither a valid argument nor a good way to persuade us to take you seriously.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Everyone of you are heretics and blasphemers. Mary, or whoever you are, I see you in the Lake of Fire.

Oh Captain, my silly Captain. Our one and only intention is to share the Magnificence and Glory of the Living God to the Outside World through the One and Only Tangible Source He left us - His Holy Word (King James Bible).

You are not the first to be very surprised when they see our message. God blessed us with the understanding of his Word (John 14:26). If you are upset, you are upset with the LORD, what He says, and what He desires. But you look on as a child who is denied something that is not in his best interest, or a child who is being lovingly reprimanded. God is displeased with people like you. The Prophet reveals, And I am very sore displeased with the heathen that are at ease: for I was but a little displeased, and they helped forward the affliction. (Zechariah 1:15 ) Don’t you see how your continued rebellion hurts the LORD?

The people of this world have changed the truth of God into lies, and that is why you are so confused as to what the Bible really says. The apostle Paul wrote, [People like you] changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshiped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. (Romans 1:22-25) The "creature" referred to here is Satan. People like you are easily duped by Satan's lies because he tells you just what you want to hear, and so like greedy little toddlers you rush in and gobble up whatever you can find that satiates your immediate desires.

And by the way, nobody has your password. The forum software doesn't allow for people to get that information, and we are honest to a fault. We'll tell you the Truth(tm), even if you don't want to hear it.

[CaptainKangaroo]

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Mary Etheldreda Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to get her poor doggie a bone
When she bent over
Rover took over
Now she has a bone of her own.

[Alvin Moss]

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You are a false Christian, Captain. You represent yourself with a vulgar gesture for an avatar and while away your time harassing and reviling Christians. Shame on you. You are a typical godless Yankee. I have no doubt that your juvenile antics will soon grow too tiresome and you will be banned.

[Leroy Llewelyn]

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(snip) For example, the guy that needs a razor (snip).

May I remind you of Leviticus 19:27 - Ye shall not round the corners of your heads, neither shalt thou mar the corners of thy beard.


Yours in Christ,
HeyLeroy

[Didymus Much]

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May I remind you of Leviticus 19:27 - Ye shall not round the corners of your heads...

So what do you do if the head you've got doesn't have corners in the first place?

[Leroy Llewelyn]

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So what do you do if the head you've got doesn't have corners in the first place?

That is, they are not to shave off the hair around the temples and behind the ears, so as to leave the head bald except a dish-like tuft upon the crown, thus imparting to their heads the form of a hemisphere.


This was done by the Arabs, and other worshippers of the god Orotal. Hence the Arabs are ironically called “those with the corner of their hair polled".(Jeremiah 9:26;Jeremiah 25:23; Jeremiah 49:32).

[Didymus Much]

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That is, they are not to shave off the hair around the temples and behind the ears...

So why doesn't it say that? All those words were available (with their present meanings) to the Committees in 1611, but they didn't use them (for some reason). What's all this guff about the "corners of your head"?

The Bible is exactly right (or so Christians claim), word-for-word, when it comes to Creation, which we have to accept as literal truth (despite every last scrap of evidence pointing in the opposite direction) or burn in Hell forever (after this life has already been made miserable by people hounding us to live up to impossible standards that they themselves have no hope of ever meeting), but when it comes to something that's patently ridiculous (like your head having corners), it's all, "but what it really means is..." in flagrant violation of that self-same Bible, viz. Deuteronomy 4:2, Matthew 5:18, and Revelation 22:19. You'd think that an all-powerful, all-knowing, omnipresent being would be able to say what He means and mean what He says, with no magic decoder ring necessary.

Oh, and CITE YOUR SOURCES. Plagiarism is theft, and makes Baby Jesus get all colicky and soil His Diaper or something.

[Leroy Llewelyn]

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So why doesn't it say that? All those words were available (with their present meanings) to the Committees in 1611, but they didn't use them (for some reason). What's all this guff about the "corners of your head"?

The Bible is exactly right (or so Christians claim), word-for-word, when it comes to Creation, which we have to accept as literal truth (despite every last scrap of evidence pointing in the opposite direction) or burn in Hell forever (after this life has already been made miserable by people hounding us to live up to impossible standards that they themselves have no hope of ever meeting), but when it comes to something that's patently ridiculous (like your head having corners), it's all, "but what it really means is..." in flagrant violation of that self-same Bible, viz. Deuteronomy 4:2, Matthew 5:18, and Revelation 22:19. You'd think that an all-powerful, all-knowing, omnipresent being would be able to say what He means and mean what He says, with no magic decoder ring necessary.

Not quite, friend Didymus. Look into the etymology of the word. The modern meaning 'grew out' (see what I did there? ) of an original meaning, circa the 13th century, meaning 'end, margin or edge'.

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=corner

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/corner

http://www.dictionary.com/browse/corner

Oh, and CITE YOUR SOURCES. Plagiarism is theft, and makes Baby Jesus get all colicky and soil His Diaper or something.

Beg pardon, I'm still trying to get the hang of posting on this forum, especially from my phone (which is having problems from being baptized last weekend).

Citation from my answer to your earlier question:

http://biblehub.com/commentaries/leviticus/19-27.htm

Yours in Christ,
LL

[Didymus Much]

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...Look into the etymology of the word. The modern meaning 'grew out' (see what I did there? ) of an original meaning, circa the 13th century...

Exactly my point. If God meant we are "not to shave off the hair around the temples and behind the ears", why doesn't He say that? Why use a word that requires the reader to know, and to know to use, the already (in 1611) archaic definition in place of that commonly accepted?

Show me your head, and then show me the obvious corners on that head, or admit that the Bible cannot be taken literally.

[Leroy Llewelyn]

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Exactly my point. If God meant we are "not to shave off the hair around the temples and behind the ears", why doesn't He say that? Why use a word that requires the reader to know, and to know to use, the already (in 1611) archaic definition in place of that commonly accepted?

Show me your head, and then show me the obvious corners on that head, or admit that the Bible cannot be taken literally.

That's how the word was used when King James commissioned this, the finest piece of literature in human language.

I had no problem at all understanding this verse when I read it for the first time, and I was TEN!!

I can't understand why you are having an issue with this particular, crystal clear passage when its truth is self-evident.

Friend, I urge you to turn from whatever filthy sin is in your heart and redouble your studies of the Word.

As thou knowest not what is the way of the spirit, nor how the bones do grow in the womb of her that is with child: even so thou knowest not the works of God who maketh all.
Ecclesiastes 11:5

Yours in Christ,
LL

[AmosMoses]

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That's how the word was used when King James commissioned this, the finest piece of literature in human language.

I had no problem at all understanding this verse when I read it for the first time, and I was TEN!!

I can't understand why you are having an issue with this particular, crystal clear passage when its truth is self-evident.

Friend, I urge you to turn from whatever filthy sin is in your heart and redouble your studies of the Word.

As thou knowest not what is the way of the spirit, nor how the bones do grow in the womb of her that is with child: even so thou knowest not the works of God who maketh all.
Ecclesiastes 11:5

Yours in Christ,

I do not mean to interrupt the conversation, but you all have no idea how to read the KJV. You don't even know what all the words mean. It is obvious you have no idea what context means. In addition to that, the Inspired Word of God was given to the Holy Ghost lead authors of the 66 books. That was finished by 100 AD. So what makes the KJV so special. The original Inspired Word was written on what we would call a copy. By the time that King James was in office, the Bible was changed to be what was called the KJV.

[AmosMoses]

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How can anyone support the hierarchy of the Republican Party when they are responsible for the legalization of abortion and gay marriage?