[BrotherLarry]

Re: 'ello boys

Welcome to Our Friendly Forums!

I greet you warmly in the Name of Jesus(R). We welcome people from 3rd world religions all the time, and many of them find Christ as LORD, which is the intention of His Salvation(R) plan. The fact that Jesus spilled blood for you is nothing to take lightly. You are a sinner if you have not received Him (Romans 3:23) and your reward will be death (Romans 6:23). Glory Hallelujah! We serve a just GOD.

You will not find the pathway to Heaven by following a dead Buddha. Our GOD is the only living GOD and His omniscience, omnipotence, and omnipresence are, well, so omnicool! I love my Savior so much.

Say, have you any sisters? I ask because I am an unmarried, manly, hard bodied male who is endowed by my creator (if you know what I mean). I long to find a helpmeet, but that longing is not as strong as my desire to achieve my PhD in Creation Science.

Not to brag, but I am a certified equine gnathologist by trade, and recently passed my veterinarian quiz, which qualifies me to come to the aid of animals in need of medical attention. Do not feel I am talking down to you; I simply mention those things to show you that you aren't dealing with some ignorant bumpkin.

Again, welcome, and I, too, shall pray for you when your name comes up on my electronic prayer list.

COME, LORD JESUS! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[Guodlike]

Re: 'ello boys

Hello Mr. Guod and to our Godly forum!!!



This is definitely a step in the right direction, even though Methodists are false Christians who will burn in Hell for eternity for not following the Bible.


You really should pay more attention to it, dear. This book is responsible for many more genocides that Mein Kampf, so its importance for the human history is really crucial.

I will pray for you.

Thank you

[Guodlike]

Re: 'ello boys

Welcome to Our Friendly Forums!

I greet you warmly in the Name of Jesus®. We welcome people from 3rd world religions all the time, and many of them find Christ as LORD, which is the intention of His Salvation® plan. The fact that Jesus spilled blood for you is nothing to take lightly. You are a sinner if you have not received Him (Romans 3:23) and your reward will be death (Romans 6:23). Glory Hallelujah! We serve a just GOD.

You will not find the pathway to Heaven by following a dead Buddha. Our GOD is the only living GOD and His omniscience, omnipotence, and omnipresence are, well, so omnicool! I love my Savior so much.

Say, have you any sisters? I ask because I am an unmarried, manly, hard bodied male who is endowed by my creator (if you know what I mean). I long to find a helpmeet, but that longing is not as strong as my desire to achieve my PhD in Creation Science.

Not to brag, but I am a certified equine gnathologist by trade, and recently passed my veterinarian quiz, which qualifies me to come to the aid of animals in need of medical attention. Do not feel I am talking down to you; I simply mention those things to show you that you aren't dealing with some ignorant bumpkin.

Again, welcome, and I, too, shall pray for you when your name comes up on my electronic prayer list.

COME, LORD JESUS! (Revelation 22:12)
BrotherLarry

Thank you for the welcome That is certainly an impressive display of achievements.


Unfortunately, I am the oldest child and have two sisters that are not of legal age for courtship yet. Do you want me to let them know so that they can keep you in mind in the future?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 'ello boys

I'm a Buddhist who's just here for the entertainment.

Like Dian Fossey, watching spiritual gorillas in the cyber mist?

I don't much care to be compared to an ape.

Please don't tell me you're one of those people who think humans came from monkeys.

[Guodlike]

Re: 'ello boys

Like Dian Fossey, watching spiritual gorillas in the cyber mist?

I don't much care to be compared to an ape.

Please don't tell me you're one of those people who think humans came from monkeys.

Who's Dian Fossey?


As for the theory of revolution you speak of, I'd rather not say as per quote my first post, I do not wish to create any disruptions.


Nice meeting you by the way 😆