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  • Brother Harold Porter
    Landover Senior Outreach
    Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 8236

    #1

    The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

    It seems that the Methodists put it right at the front; saving souls. Not that Baptists are not concerned with saving the lost scum, but they mince no words in the priority of saving the lost.

    The message is making a lot of sense to me, my brethren. I would hate to leave Freehold and my Brothers and Sisters in Christ at Landover Baptist Church, but this is very attractive in my walk and personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

    I just do not see a down side to being a Methodist? No inclination to include the lesser races in the Church. Or even women. I'm leaning toward a conversion, even after all these years.

    In Christ

    Why does the church exist? According to Matthew’s Gospel, the risen Christ made it clear: “Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything that I have commanded you” (28:19-20).

    Based on this “Great Commission,” our United Methodist Church has stated its purpose: “The mission of the Church is to make disciples of Jesus Christ for the transformation of the world. Local churches provide the most significant arena through which disciple-making occurs” (From The Book of Discipline of The United Methodist Church—2008, p. 87. Copyright © 2008 by The United Methodist Publishing House. Used by permission).
    So the mission of our congregation is to make disciples. This is a four-fold task….We could abbreviate our mission as one of welcoming-worshiping-nurturing-sending. (See The Book of Discipline of The United Methodist Church—2008, p. 88, and Guidelines for Leading Your Congregation, 2005-2008.
    We reach out to people and welcome them into the church

    We have a direct responsibility for people of the “world” around our church, the community in which we and others study, work, shop, play, and so forth. In this world are people with many hurts, doubts, and questions. There are some who are new in the community and feel a little lost, some who are proudly self-sufficient, and others who are in desperate circumstances. Our mission is to reach out to them, listen to them, accept them, share the gospel in word and deed, invite them into the family of faith, and joyfully receive all who will respond.
    We relate people to God and help them deepen their relationship with God

    The second task in making disciples is to offer people opportunities for growing closer to God. Whether they are visitors or old-time members, just beginning the journey of faith or well along the road—all are in need of God’s love in Christ. Through worship, prayer, study, and honest sharing, we help one another discover that the Holy Spirit is not far off but present with us, wanting an open and loving friendship with each of us—not only friendship but commitment as well. Through our congregation’s various ministries we encourage one another to give our selves to Christ, to ground our lives in the living God.
    We nurture people in Christian living

    Third, our congregation’s mission is to nurture people of all ages in the Christian faith and to help them practice the disciplines of discipleship. The church exists not to serve itself but to serve the world. We come to church not only for our own personal enrichment but also to prepare ourselves to do the work of love and to get ready to be Christ’s disciples in the community. Through worship, baptism, Communion, Bible study, prayer, and other means of grace, we’re strengthened for ministry.
    We support people in their ministry

    As members of the congregation, we’re sent into the community to serve those in need and to make our community more loving and just. We believe that the Holy Spirit empowers and guides us in these ministries and that wherever there’s need and suffering, we meet Christ, already at work. But still, we cannot be effective in ministry on our own. So the congregation exists, in part, to surround and support each member in his or her ministry. We do not always succeed in our efforts to be faithful disciples in the world. But with the loving support of the community of faith, we can continue to grow.
    Excerpt from The United Methodist Member’s Handbook by George Koehler (Discipleship Resources, Rev. 2006), p. 10-11. Used by permission.
    Methodists in Mission



    The United Methodist faith is deeply rooted in the Scripture and in the basic beliefs of all Christians. Out of that theology and the faith have grown some specific actions that mark United Methodists as Christians engaged in ministry to the world. The early members of the groups that eventually became The United Methodist Church
    • took strong stands on issues such as slavery, smuggling, and humane treatment of prisoners;
    • established institutions for higher learning;
    • started hospitals and shelters for children and the elderly;
    • founded Goodwill Industries in 1902;
    • became actively involved in efforts for world peace;
    • adopted a Social Creed and Social Principles to guide them as they relate to God’s world and God’s people;
    • participated with other religious groups in ecumenical efforts to be in mission.
    Excerpt from What Every Teacher Needs to Know About The United Methodist Church, p.20-23, Discipleship Resources © 2002. Used by permission.
    The Ministry of All Christians


    All Christians are called by God, through their baptism, to be in ministry in the world. Therefore, the term minister is appropriately used to describe any Christian who responds to God's call to reach out to the world and its people through loving acts of service. The ministers of the church are called to serve in a variety of ways.


    As Laity—From its earliest days, Methodism has been a lay movement. The term laity comes from laos, which means of the people. The laity are the whole people of God, who serve as ministers witnessing to the work of God in individual lives and in the world.


    As Clergy—Within the body of all Christian ministers, though, some are called to fulfill a specific ministry through the church.
    • Deacons—ordained ministers appointed to focus on servanthood. A deacon models the relationship between worship in the community of faith and service to God in the world. Deacons serve in a variety of ministry settings, both in the church and in the world.
    • Elders—ordained ministers appointed to lead congregations oc Christians in the celebration of the sacraments and to guide and care for the life of the community. Some elders may also serve in extension ministries beyond the local church.
    • Local pastors—licensed ministers appointed to perform the duties of a pastor in a specific church or charge.
    Excerpt from What Every Teacher Needs to Know About The United Methodist Church, p.38-39, Discipleship Resources © 2002. Used by permission.
    We Are All Called to Minister



    Though our gifts vary widely, we’re all called to and engaged in the one ministry of Jesus Christ. Some aspects of our ministry are easy and come naturally. Some are difficult, involving long hours, tough work, perhaps with conflict, perhaps with disappointing results. What drives us? What keeps us going? The list includes at least these three things:
    • the memory of Jesus’ life of service to others, which inspires us to follow him in ministry;
    • the assurance of God’s gracious love for us, which empowers us to love others;
    • the promise of God’s coming reign on earth, which draws us into action directed toward this vision.
    Let’s be more specific. Where does ministry happen?
    It happens in our daily activity

    For those who are alert to the needs of others, each day abounds with opportunities to serve. We minister with our families as we inquire about one another’s lives, as we listen and respond with care, as we touch, as we smile and offer a kind word, and as we decide questions and reconcile conflicts. We take time to listen to a friend in need and we respond; this is often the greatest gift we can offer. We minister at work, to both co-workers and those we serve. We minister in the neighborhood or the shops as we go about the day’s work.
    It happens through new initiatives

    We also go out of our way to minister. We hear of a need, read of a crisis, or see an opportunity to share God’s love. It may be with someone across town, someone of another racial or economic group, a person with a disability, or a person of another nation or culture. We take time to call, to visit, to write, and to ask how we can help. We also take the time to respond.
    It happens through groups and institutions

    Many needs are best met by joining forces with others. We take part in community groups that are trying to serve human need or trying to change social forces that cause suffering. We give our time, our energy, and our money. Though others in these organizations may not think of it this way, for us it’s Christ’s ministry.
    It happens through the church

    Through our support and our contributions, we participate in the far-flung ministries of The United Methodist Church—in our district and annual conference, across the nation, and around the world. Here in our congregation we take part in service groups, we sign up for special action projects, we visit, we telephone, we lead, and we teach. And we minister face-to-face in all kinds of ways, both when we gather and in our informal contacts.
    Inspired by the example of Jesus and empowered by God’s love for us, we all carry out our ministry, both individually and together with others.
    Excerpt from The United Methodist Member’s Handbook by George Koehler (Discipleship Resources, Rev. 2006), p. 18-19. Used by permission.
    Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12731

    #2
    Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

    Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
    I just do not see a down side to being a Methodist?
    I realize, Brother Porter, each of us has to take our own walk with Jesus. If yours is to the Methodist Church, we will pray for you as we have always done.

    I read the Methodist document you provided. My career having been in politics, I have a special talent for understanding code language. These are words and ways of expression that mean one thing to an outsider and another to an insider.

    I noted the phrase, "...as we touch..." I regret to tell you, Brother Porter, this is code for "we are homers."

    To make matters worse, there is not statement in the document that says, "Homerism is sin." Without this clear declaration, the only conclusion one can make is, "homerism is not sin."

    In your walk to Methodism, Brother, please, please, be aware of Satan's effort to lure Christians away from the path of Jesus.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #3
      Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

      I just think this is worth it:

      We also go out of our way to minister. We hear of a need, read of a crisis, or see an opportunity to share God’s love. It may be with someone across town, someone of another racial or economic group, a person with a disability, or a person of another nation or culture. We take time to call, to visit, to write, and to ask how we can help. We also take the time to respond.
      As an ex-fag, there is a need for witnessing to the queer. And the spooks.

      Anyone that hates God, it seems the Methodist Church can save. Not that we cannot, but there is maybe more emphasis with this religion.

      I'm going to a service this Sunday and will then discuss with Pastor Ezekiel. He will tell me which way to go..

      In Christ
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • WilliamJenningsBryan
        True Christian™
         
        • Jan 2007
        • 9384

        #4
        Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

        That whole United Methodist church sounds like a multi-level marketing Ponzi scheme to me. Join it and your wives will be doing nothing but holding Tupperware parties. That, and they don't baptize by full immersion when you accept Jesus - just a little wimpy sprinkle any old time just like the cathylicks.
        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
        ...and get off my lawn
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

          The Methodists are a cult of antichrists. You will be shunned if you set foot in one of their demonic temples.

          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #6
            Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
            We also go out of our way to minister. We hear of a need, read of a crisis, or see an opportunity to share God’s love. It may be with someone across town, someone of another racial or economic group, a person with a disability, or a person of another nation or culture. We take time to call, to visit, to write, and to ask how we can help. We also take the time to respond.
            Oh brother. This is exactly what Jesus was talking about.

            Matthew 23:14-15
            14 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye devour widows' houses, and for a pretence make long prayer: therefore ye shall receive the greater damnation.


            The eternal droning on of the Meatheadists. It's noise to Jesus' precious ears!

            15 Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye compass sea and land to make one proselyte, and when he is made, ye make him twofold more the child of hell than yourselves.

            Sure, they go around and minister to others to the detriment of their own people. And when they win that person over, he is twice the child of hell that they are.
            Don't become a double child of hell, Harold. Just say no to Meatheadist lies.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

              Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
              It seems that the Methodists put it right at the front; saving souls, blah blah blah
              What's her name, Brother?



              Or is it, HIS name?
              But in all seriousness, you do know, the hippies ordain women as preachers?
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Attila's Wife
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2013
                • 1941

                #8
                Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                Brother Harold, I implore you, think again before you even set foot in such a place. These people talk the talk, but in reality their ways are the ways of Satan.

                One of my aunts married a Methodist from the north of England. He seemed like a harmless fool, if not a very Godly man. But over the years we saw him for the vile, Unrepentant Sinner that he was.

                First he took to gardening on a Sunday, rather than attending Church (or "chapel", as they insist on calling it). It was but a small step from here to a glut of garden produce, in particular fruit. Unable to cope, my uncle-by-marriage (I must emphasise that he was no blood relation of mine) took the unwise course of making his own rhubarb wine.

                Incensed by this liquor, his wife suggested that they set up an illicit still in the garage to deal with the problem of the plums by turning them into a form of brandy. Within a very short time, the entire village was intoxicated.

                Did the Methodists shun him, as LBC surely would? No! Indeed, they made him what they call a "Lay Speaker" and permitted him to lead their worship in the absence of the idle Minister.

                Do not trust these people's words, Brother Harold. We can ill afford to lose you to Satan.
                2 Timothy 3:16

                All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22887

                  #9
                  Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                  Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                  It seems that the Methodists put it right at the front; saving souls. I'm leaning toward a conversion, even after all these years.

                  In Christ
                  Methodists should be teetotal. So, when did your doctor tell you you should lay off beer and wine for the rest of your life?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Bjorn Jensen
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2012
                    • 2356

                    #10
                    Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                    God hates all churches that are not the Landover Baptist Church. I guess includes the Methodists on the list of churches and religions that God hates.

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #11
                      Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                      BHP, I have always respected you in the utmost for your faith in Jesus and for making a full recovery after decades of rectal pounding, truck stop trysts, and multi-racial bukkakke orgies. However, being a Methodist is not something that Jesus will forgive. All non-Baptist churches have invited Lucifer into their laity by adopting extra-Biblical bylaws. If they are willing to violate God's law, then what safety hath a virgin anus in their midst? I once had a cousin (may his soul aeternally burn) who visited a Methodist Church back in the 60s when minorities were shoving Voodoo and blasphemy down our throats through the media and the peace movement. As soon as he entered the front door he was subdued by the congregation and forced to take drugs and have anal sex. Then he was ritually abused until he developed split personalities. Under complete mental control, he carried out assassinations for the Methodist Church against their political and spiritual enemies until the day he died.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12731

                        #12
                        Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        What's her name, Brother?



                        Or is it, HIS name?
                        But in all seriousness, you do know, the hippies ordain women as preachers?
                        Sister E, it never occurred to me our Brother might be sexually attracted to some Methodist, a man or woman.

                        I pray he will be able to turn back from temptation. He is burning bridges with Pastor Zeke and it will be almost impossible to return.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • Brother Harold Porter
                          Landover Senior Outreach
                          Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 8236

                          #13
                          Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                          Sister E, it never occurred to me our Brother might be sexually attracted to some Methodist, a man or woman.

                          I pray he will be able to turn back from temptation. He is burning bridges with Pastor Zeke and it will be almost impossible to return.
                          Thank you, Brother. I had not noticed her insinuation that my goal might be rectal-recidivism. I cannot be more disappointed with her.

                          Still, I need to attend services tomorrow in Des Moines to see what this is all about, if for nothing else but to witness to what I thought was my Sister in Christ. She knows in her heart how she has hurt me.

                          I really did think I had a friend in this slanderous and spiteful hen.

                          We have a direct responsibility for people of the “world” around our church, the community in which we and others study, work, shop, play, and so forth. In this world are people with many hurts, doubts, and questions. Our mission is to reach out to them, listen to them, accept them, share the gospel in word and deed, invite them into the family of faith, and joyfully receive all who will respond.
                          In Christ Jesus.
                          Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                          • MitzaLizalor
                            Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 14382

                            #14
                            Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                            Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                            No inclination to include the lesser races
                            by Line
                            . . . . . . . . . Koehler
                            That name has a suspiciously foreign ring to it (like Ratzinger). I could easily see it being spelled Köhler.
                            I also noticed:
                            All Christians are called by God, through their baptism,
                            ..that sounds strongly heretical to me. We are called first, we respond second and baptism comes next. The idea of being sprinkled and then being called is just dumb. That is why so many left the Methodists when they introduced this teaching during the 1960's despite often unruly behaviour of their minister's children.





                            you haven't met a Methodist minister's daughter have you

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #15
                              Re: The Methodist Church - Is It Right For Me?

                              Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                              Thank you, Brother. I had not noticed her insinuation that my goal might be rectal-recidivism. I cannot be more disappointed with her.

                              Still, I need to attend services tomorrow in Des Moines to see what this is all about, if for nothing else but to witness to what I thought was my Sister in Christ. She knows in her heart how she has hurt me.

                              I really did think I had a friend in this slanderous and spiteful hen.
                              Oh calm down Mr. Porter. Clearly it is the work of some demonic influence making you feel lust in your flesh, or else you wouldn't walk away from Jesus so easily. Mind what Paul says about temptation and the Spirit:

                              This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.
                              For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.
                              But if ye be led of the Spirit, ye are not under the law.
                              Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
                              Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
                              Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
                              Galatians 5:16-21


                              I fail to see how you could turn your back on the LORD who Redeemed you, who Saved you from a life of frenzied colo-rectal hunting. You once said so yourself that there was a degree of human pleasure every time your prostate spasmed when you were deep inside the bowels of a strange man. You confessed to Pastor Zeke and to Jesus the sinful feeling of satisfaction you had when copious volumes of gay man-seed flowed past your tonsils and into your stomach. You explained how even 12-man arrangements of thrusting daisy-chain sissies were enjoyable to you. Can you really tell us you're going to the Methodist church to find Jesus? The church that marries faggots? You'd be welcomed by them, encouraged to share your anal expertise. Why, you'd be a hero to them. No friend, this isn't the Brother Porter who loves Jesus talking. This is the Mr. Porter who wants to play Pound The Plumber with Hey-suess, the Mexican janitor at the 7-11 (I've seen the way you look at him when he mops the corners).

                              Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                              In Christ Jesus.
                              I should hope so.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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