[kylinn0307]

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A comedian webpage? Do you find Jesus' suffering and temporary death funny, young lady? What part of God being forced to murder the firstborn of Egypt do you find amusing.

I never said that I thought that the Bible was funny. I'm not sure if I implied it (pretty sure I did), but I believe I said that I thought the threads on this site (like the witch hunting one I mentioned earlier. There are so many more topics that are more conspiracy theories than they are Christian topics.) were funny as if they were posted by a comedian. I in no way called Jesus' suffering and temporary death funny. I find those to be much more serious matters.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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whos gonna want to join a religion where they get pushed around by the higher ups? riddle me that batman! seriously learn some MANNERS!

Nobody is pushing you around. You should mind YOUR manners! And you should show a little respect!

You need to get right with Jesus or you're on an express elevator to Hell; going down!

YIC

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I know that this website is definitely not the true Christian way. They take everything too literally and none of them set a Christ-like example.

Tell us what the true Christian way is, how literally we should take the Bible, and how you know.

whos gonna want to join a religion where they get pushed around by the higher ups?

People who know the Bible and care what it says, maybe?

Hebrews 13:17 KJV: 17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that [is] unprofitable for you.

[handmaiden]

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whos gonna want to join a religion where they get pushed around by the higher ups? riddle me that batman! seriously learn some MANNERS!

So, is your difficulty in facing the Biblical mandates for Salvation(tm)? Or is with hierarchy in general?




Inquiringly Yours,


Handmaiden

[Clay For Brains]

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You're confused, dear. Christianity doesn't need to package itself for the public in bright colors and exciting visuals. We have no interest in appealing to your spiritual consumerism. There are no "religion wars" like there are "soda wars." You serve Christ Jesus by worshiping Him and obeying His commands, or you serve Him by illuminating His majesty through your eternal damnation. Either way, He wins. It's your choice whether or not you want to be on the winning side.

whos gonna want to join a religion where they get pushed around by the higher ups? riddle me that batman! seriously learn some MANNERS!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I completely agree with your original comment. I joined about a week ago and the topics on this website are insane. I saw a thread on people asking about the 2016 witch hunt. Apparently they're going around killing things and possibly people (I'm not sure if they actually killed people or not, I'm guessing not because that would be shocking. There were words on that thread that gave the idea that they were killing people). Don't let the people on this website ignorantly push you around. I know that this website is definitely not the true Christian way. They take everything too literally and none of them set a Christ-like example. You should definitely stay on the site for all the hilarious content! Every once in a while I feel like I'm chatting on a comedian webpage. Cheers!

Too literal? Why exactly do you think Jesus dictated the words He did through the Holy Ghost to the various Middle Eastern goat herders, story-tellers, and petty academics? As some kind of epic game of Clue, to encourage believers to suss out what He really meant by collecting random objects (candlestick, altar robe, fetus) and deducing what He might have meant us to figure out eventually, some 2000 years later, when held up against the objects of other religious possibilities? I'll guess Jesus of Nazareth, in the cave, with a linen shroud? What kind of a sick joke would that be?

[Des]

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Every once in a while I feel like I'm chatting on a comedian webpage.

A comedian webpage? Do you find Jesus' suffering and temporary death funny, young lady? What part of God being forced to murder the firstborn of Egypt do you find amusing? Where is the levity in our having to put our children to death if they curse us while arguing (Ex 21:17)? Does it crack you up to stone a virgin to death because she didn't cry loud enough while being raped (Deut 22:23-24)?


You have a sick, sick sense of humor, missy! Get right with God before it's too late.

[BrotherLarry]

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I completely agree with your original comment. I joined about a week ago and the topics on this website are insane. I saw a thread on people asking about the 2016 witch hunt. Apparently they're going around killing things and possibly people (I'm not sure if they actually killed people or not, I'm guessing not because that would be shocking. There were words on that thread that gave the idea that they were killing people). Don't let the people on this website ignorantly push you around. I know that this website is definitely not the true Christian way. They take everything too literally and none of them set a Christ-like example. You should definitely stay on the site for all the hilarious content! Every once in a while I feel like I'm chatting on a comedian webpage. Cheers!

Mr. Linn:


Our Holy Bible and our faith in Christ Jesus is not a joke. What you fail to understand, possibly due to your young age or perhaps mental retardation, is that if there is one thing you can say about Christians and Christianity, it's that we are simple.


When you try to clutter faith in Jesus with science or logic, you are missing the point. Believing in God (Praise Him!) is not a logical thing. And yet, we are rewarded every day for our faith and our belief in our Heavenly Father. Oh, Glory Hallelujah,


God is a good God! Every heartache He understands. There is healing power, there are miracles in the touch of His Wonderful Hands. What He's done for others, He will do for you, if you'll only believe and trust Him too, for God is a Good God and His goodness He will show to you. Every life is but a flame my Lord caused to burn, every star a shining world that my Lord owns. Though He owns the Heavens, He still has time for you, if in prayer you make your wants and wishes known.


So, Mr. Linn, (Is your first name Kentucky?) if you but embrace the foolishness of Christianity, you will be a slave to the Master of the Universe and enjoy the simplicity that comes from faith in our amazing Creator and giver of eternal life. (1 Corinthians 1:27)


And all the church said: AMEN!


Come, Lord Jesus! (Rev. 22:12)
BrotherLarry

[kylinn0307]

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I've been on the site for quite some time now. I've looked around a lot and discovered so many things. TERRIBLE THINGS! and piffle THIS! i thought being christian was GOOD!

I completely agree with your original comment. I joined about a week ago and the topics on this website are insane. I saw a thread on people asking about the 2016 witch hunt. Apparently they're going around killing things and possibly people (I'm not sure if they actually killed people or not, I'm guessing not because that would be shocking. There were words on that thread that gave the idea that they were killing people). Don't let the people on this website ignorantly push you around. I know that this website is definitely not the true Christian way. They take everything too literally and none of them set a Christ-like example. You should definitely stay on the site for all the hilarious content! Every once in a while I feel like I'm chatting on a comedian webpage. Cheers!

[Clay For Brains]

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Mary you have shown me what it truly mean to be christian! to be a christian you must spit vial venom in everyones face when they attempt to join and screw up. To be christian you must mock and publicly humilate everyone who displeases you. To be christian you must ignore everyones opinion if they do not stand as tall as you. To be christian you must be so blunt and ignorant you might as well be a rock!

THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME WHAT IT MEANS TO BE CHRISTIAN. DO YOU KNOW UNDERSTAND WHY I DON'T BELIEVE?! BECAUSE YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THAT IF I DO THEN I WILL BE A TERRIBLE PERSON!

thank you, for showing me what it means to be a True Christian.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Please mods, if you hear anything by me hear this. It'll go some way to making Christiaity look more desirable than the other religions.

You're confused, dear. Christianity doesn't need to package itself for the public in bright colors and exciting visuals. We have no interest in appealing to your spiritual consumerism. There are no "religion wars" like there are "soda wars." You serve Christ Jesus by worshiping Him and obeying His commands, or you serve Him by illuminating His majesty through your eternal damnation. Either way, He wins. It's your choice whether or not you want to be on the winning side.

[Clay For Brains]

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Ok whoever changed the title of the thread can just F*** off. If any of you ever wonder why there are so many atheists and followers of other religions have you ever consisted the fact that Mabey they aren't joining because they are turned down by the community? Seriously with the way you moderate and give infractions is unreaistic! You must understand that people who join the religion will have been exposed to outside life. Like woman's rights, freedom of speech, and a whole bunch of other crap that you guys object to. Anyone who joins will be skeptical and slow moving. But instead of easing them into it and explaining what is and what isn't and politely and quietly correcting them when make a step in the wrong direction, you persist to spew venom and vile behaivor that THEY consider rude, obnoxious, and not friendly, publicly humiliating them by removing words and replacing them with large red text claiming that what ever was there was Porn or Erotica or something of the sort. When it might have been a link to a song they liked and wanted to share with the community. In short the moderators are immature and abuse the power they have. I can GAURENTEE that I would make a better moderator than any of the current ones combined! I would replace any links that aren't allowed by the site with [link removed by mod] and nothing more. And say someone shouts a curse, I would replace the word with [please refrain from using profanity] and nothing more or less. I've been a moderator on several sites and server before and a little code to live by when moderating is this: Be Polite, Be Prescice, Be Professional.

Allow me to elaborate

Be Polite: treat the person as equal, they messed up yes, but no need to make it a big deal.

Be Prescice: get to the point, cite data if needed. And explain how to avoid in the future if possible.

Be Professional: don't be vague, don't get angry, it's a small insignificant matter. Be mature and play by the rules.

Please mods, if you hear anything by me hear this. It'll go some way to making Christiaity look more desirable than the other religions.

[Faith_Machine]

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Clayton, the problem with Doom and Diablo is that they teach children to believe they can fight demons just with guns.

Friend, if you go into combat with the Devil, and you don't have Jesus in your heart and prayers on your lips, you are going to lose!

James 4:7

7 Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

[Clay For Brains]

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Well Praise Jesus! Video games are such an important topic.

Hey at the least I can do is correct the false "sins" people put on games. I saw review where the guy judged the entire thing off the dang BOX COVER. Which was just a sigh and a shake of my head. Next thing you know people will be bashing games like Doom and Diablo, games where you literally destroy demons.

[Clay For Brains]

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How would you know whether or not our opinions are informed accurately if you're not familiar with the Holy Bible yourself?

Rather than looking for apology hand-outs, why don't you do something about your retardism?

Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.
Mark 11:24

How would I know? Simply because I can recognize false info about something I'm familiar with! Tell me about something you enjoy Mary. Like something you do to pas the time (other than read the bible)