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  • Alvin Moss
    Serving Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Aug 2013
    • 4468

    #31
    Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

    Originally posted by Clayton View Post
    elaborate, please. what exactly are you about. i cant correct anything if i dont know what to correct

    Why don't you start with learning to read, write and speak American? Classes are available in most areas. You could even work on getting a GED.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • Clay For Brains
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Oct 2016
      • 63

      #32
      Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

      ok i think im gonna be staying. not completely, but this place is teeming with my one pet peeve, and that's ill informed reviews. mainly on the entertainment section with video games. ill stick around to try and help some of these people make more informed reviews of these games. maybe i can help who knows. but ya. ill stick around.

      Also Alvin Moss, would you stop Bashing me over the head for my grammar? i have dyslexia and that sometimes makes it hard for me to properly make sentences that make sense when put end to end. so if you could please APOLOGIZE that would be great.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #33
        Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

        Originally posted by Clayton View Post
        ok i think im gonna be staying. not completely, but this place is teeming with my one pet peeve, and that's ill informed reviews. mainly on the entertainment section with video games. ill stick around to try and help some of these people make more informed reviews of these games. maybe i can help who knows. but ya. ill stick around.

        Also Alvin Moss, would you stop Bashing me over the head for my grammar? i have dyslexia and that sometimes makes it hard for me to properly make sentences that make sense when put end to end. so if you could please APOLOGIZE that would be great.
        How would you know whether or not our opinions are informed accurately if you're not familiar with the Holy Bible yourself?

        Rather than looking for apology hand-outs, why don't you do something about your retardism?
        Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.
        Mark 11:24

        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #34
          Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

          Originally posted by Clayton View Post
          ok i think im gonna be staying. not completely, but this place is teeming with my one pet peeve, and that's ill informed reviews. mainly on the entertainment section with video games. ill stick around to try and help some of these people make more informed reviews of these games. maybe i can help who knows. but ya. ill stick around.

          Also Alvin Moss, would you stop Bashing me over the head for my grammar? i have dyslexia and that sometimes makes it hard for me to properly make sentences that make sense when put end to end. so if you could please APOLOGIZE that would be great.

          Well Praise Jesus! Video games are such an important topic.
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          • Clay For Brains
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Oct 2016
            • 63

            #35
            Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            How would you know whether or not our opinions are informed accurately if you're not familiar with the Holy Bible yourself?

            Rather than looking for apology hand-outs, why don't you do something about your retardism?
            Therefore I say unto you, What things soever ye desire, when ye pray, believe that ye receive them, and ye shall have them.
            Mark 11:24

            How would I know? Simply because I can recognize false info about something I'm familiar with! Tell me about something you enjoy Mary. Like something you do to pas the time (other than read the bible)

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            • Clay For Brains
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Oct 2016
              • 63

              #36
              Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

              Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
              Well Praise Jesus! Video games are such an important topic.
              Hey at the least I can do is correct the false "sins" people put on games. I saw review where the guy judged the entire thing off the dang BOX COVER. Which was just a sigh and a shake of my head. Next thing you know people will be bashing games like Doom and Diablo, games where you literally destroy demons.

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #37
                Re: I just wanna talk about me...

                Clayton, the problem with Doom and Diablo is that they teach children to believe they can fight demons just with guns.

                Friend, if you go into combat with the Devil, and you don't have Jesus in your heart and prayers on your lips, you are going to lose!

                James 4:7

                7 Submit yourselves therefore to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.
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                • Clay For Brains
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Oct 2016
                  • 63

                  #38
                  Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                  Ok whoever changed the title of the thread can just F*** off. If any of you ever wonder why there are so many atheists and followers of other religions have you ever consisted the fact that Mabey they aren't joining because they are turned down by the community? Seriously with the way you moderate and give infractions is unreaistic! You must understand that people who join the religion will have been exposed to outside life. Like woman's rights, freedom of speech, and a whole bunch of other crap that you guys object to. Anyone who joins will be skeptical and slow moving. But instead of easing them into it and explaining what is and what isn't and politely and quietly correcting them when make a step in the wrong direction, you persist to spew venom and vile behaivor that THEY consider rude, obnoxious, and not friendly, publicly humiliating them by removing words and replacing them with large red text claiming that what ever was there was Porn or Erotica or something of the sort. When it might have been a link to a song they liked and wanted to share with the community. In short the moderators are immature and abuse the power they have. I can GAURENTEE that I would make a better moderator than any of the current ones combined! I would replace any links that aren't allowed by the site with [link removed by mod] and nothing more. And say someone shouts a curse, I would replace the word with [please refrain from using profanity] and nothing more or less. I've been a moderator on several sites and server before and a little code to live by when moderating is this: Be Polite, Be Prescice, Be Professional.

                  Allow me to elaborate

                  Be Polite: treat the person as equal, they messed up yes, but no need to make it a big deal.

                  Be Prescice: get to the point, cite data if needed. And explain how to avoid in the future if possible.

                  Be Professional: don't be vague, don't get angry, it's a small insignificant matter. Be mature and play by the rules.

                  Please mods, if you hear anything by me hear this. It'll go some way to making Christiaity look more desirable than the other religions.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #39
                    Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                    Originally posted by Clay For Brains View Post
                    Please mods, if you hear anything by me hear this. It'll go some way to making Christiaity look more desirable than the other religions.
                    You're confused, dear. Christianity doesn't need to package itself for the public in bright colors and exciting visuals. We have no interest in appealing to your spiritual consumerism. There are no "religion wars" like there are "soda wars." You serve Christ Jesus by worshiping Him and obeying His commands, or you serve Him by illuminating His majesty through your eternal damnation. Either way, He wins. It's your choice whether or not you want to be on the winning side.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Clay For Brains
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Oct 2016
                      • 63

                      #40
                      Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                      Mary you have shown me what it truly mean to be christian! to be a christian you must spit vial venom in everyones face when they attempt to join and screw up. To be christian you must mock and publicly humilate everyone who displeases you. To be christian you must ignore everyones opinion if they do not stand as tall as you. To be christian you must be so blunt and ignorant you might as well be a rock!

                      THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME WHAT IT MEANS TO BE CHRISTIAN. DO YOU KNOW UNDERSTAND WHY I DON'T BELIEVE?! BECAUSE YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THAT IF I DO THEN I WILL BE A TERRIBLE PERSON!

                      thank you, for showing me what it means to be a True Christian.

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                      • kylinn0307
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Nov 2016
                        • 14

                        #41
                        Re: I just wanna talk about me...

                        Originally posted by Clay For Brains View Post
                        I've been on the site for quite some time now. I've looked around a lot and discovered so many things. TERRIBLE THINGS! and piffle THIS! i thought being christian was GOOD!
                        I completely agree with your original comment. I joined about a week ago and the topics on this website are insane. I saw a thread on people asking about the 2016 witch hunt. Apparently they're going around killing things and possibly people (I'm not sure if they actually killed people or not, I'm guessing not because that would be shocking. There were words on that thread that gave the idea that they were killing people). Don't let the people on this website ignorantly push you around. I know that this website is definitely not the true Christian way. They take everything too literally and none of them set a Christ-like example. You should definitely stay on the site for all the hilarious content! Every once in a while I feel like I'm chatting on a comedian webpage. Cheers!

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                        • BrotherLarry
                          Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2014
                          • 2256

                          #42
                          Re: I just wanna talk about me...

                          Originally posted by kylinn0307 View Post
                          I completely agree with your original comment. I joined about a week ago and the topics on this website are insane. I saw a thread on people asking about the 2016 witch hunt. Apparently they're going around killing things and possibly people (I'm not sure if they actually killed people or not, I'm guessing not because that would be shocking. There were words on that thread that gave the idea that they were killing people). Don't let the people on this website ignorantly push you around. I know that this website is definitely not the true Christian way. They take everything too literally and none of them set a Christ-like example. You should definitely stay on the site for all the hilarious content! Every once in a while I feel like I'm chatting on a comedian webpage. Cheers!

                          Mr. Linn:


                          Our Holy Bible and our faith in Christ Jesus is not a joke. What you fail to understand, possibly due to your young age or perhaps mental retardation, is that if there is one thing you can say about Christians and Christianity, it's that we are simple.


                          When you try to clutter faith in Jesus with science or logic, you are missing the point. Believing in God (Praise Him!) is not a logical thing. And yet, we are rewarded every day for our faith and our belief in our Heavenly Father. Oh, Glory Hallelujah,


                          God is a good God! Every heartache He understands. There is healing power, there are miracles in the touch of His Wonderful Hands. What He's done for others, He will do for you, if you'll only believe and trust Him too, for God is a Good God and His goodness He will show to you. Every life is but a flame my Lord caused to burn, every star a shining world that my Lord owns. Though He owns the Heavens, He still has time for you, if in prayer you make your wants and wishes known.


                          So, Mr. Linn, (Is your first name Kentucky?) if you but embrace the foolishness of Christianity, you will be a slave to the Master of the Universe and enjoy the simplicity that comes from faith in our amazing Creator and giver of eternal life. (1 Corinthians 1:27)


                          And all the church said: AMEN!


                          Come, Lord Jesus! (Rev. 22:12)
                          BrotherLarry
                          Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                          “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                          Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                          Amen and Amen

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                          • Des
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 2718

                            #43
                            Re: I just wanna talk about me...

                            Originally posted by kylinn0307 View Post
                            Every once in a while I feel like I'm chatting on a comedian webpage.

                            A comedian webpage? Do you find Jesus' suffering and temporary death funny, young lady? What part of God being forced to murder the firstborn of Egypt do you find amusing? Where is the levity in our having to put our children to death if they curse us while arguing (Ex 21:17)? Does it crack you up to stone a virgin to death because she didn't cry loud enough while being raped (Deut 22:23-24)?


                            You have a sick, sick sense of humor, missy! Get right with God before it's too late.
                            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                            • Mary Etheldreda
                              Gushing for Jesus
                               
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 23775

                              #44
                              Re: I just wanna talk about me...

                              Originally posted by kylinn0307 View Post
                              I completely agree with your original comment. I joined about a week ago and the topics on this website are insane. I saw a thread on people asking about the 2016 witch hunt. Apparently they're going around killing things and possibly people (I'm not sure if they actually killed people or not, I'm guessing not because that would be shocking. There were words on that thread that gave the idea that they were killing people). Don't let the people on this website ignorantly push you around. I know that this website is definitely not the true Christian way. They take everything too literally and none of them set a Christ-like example. You should definitely stay on the site for all the hilarious content! Every once in a while I feel like I'm chatting on a comedian webpage. Cheers!
                              Too literal? Why exactly do you think Jesus dictated the words He did through the Holy Ghost to the various Middle Eastern goat herders, story-tellers, and petty academics? As some kind of epic game of Clue, to encourage believers to suss out what He really meant by collecting random objects (candlestick, altar robe, fetus) and deducing what He might have meant us to figure out eventually, some 2000 years later, when held up against the objects of other religious possibilities? I'll guess Jesus of Nazareth, in the cave, with a linen shroud? What kind of a sick joke would that be?
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • Clay For Brains
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Oct 2016
                                • 63

                                #45
                                Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                You're confused, dear. Christianity doesn't need to package itself for the public in bright colors and exciting visuals. We have no interest in appealing to your spiritual consumerism. There are no "religion wars" like there are "soda wars." You serve Christ Jesus by worshiping Him and obeying His commands, or you serve Him by illuminating His majesty through your eternal damnation. Either way, He wins. It's your choice whether or not you want to be on the winning side.
                                whos gonna want to join a religion where they get pushed around by the higher ups? riddle me that batman! seriously learn some MANNERS!

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