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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
    True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
     
    • Jul 2014
    • 8429
    #16
    Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
    BTW- The average unsaved wretch who comes here and swears a mighty oath to never make another comment here makes an average of three additional comments after they say they are gone forever.
    Young Clayton has managed 4, so far. It's good that someone's keeping the average up.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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      • Clay For Brains
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Oct 2016
        • 63
        #17
        Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
        Young Clayton has managed 4, so far. It's good that someone's keeping the average up.
        Don't mention it

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          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
             
            • Jul 2014
            • 8429
            #18
            Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

            5.
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              • Dolores de Barriga
                Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2014
                • 462
                #19
                Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                Originally posted by Clayton View Post
                I've been on the site for quite some time now. I've looked around a lot and discovered so many things. TERRIBLE THINGS! and piffle THIS! i thought being christian was GOOD!
                Hello, Mr. Clayton. I am somewhat curious, why would you think that being Christian was good? I mean, the Holy Bible is a xenophobic, homophobic, and misogynistic document. Also, when you look at the last 1700 years of the history of Christianity - counting roughly from Constantine's decision to make Christianity into a state religion - Christians have been active participants in genocide, slavery, and all kinds of oppression of people who are either not Christians or not the "proper" kind of Christians. When both the ideological basis of a religion and the history of that religion is filled with cruelty, how on Earth could you have come up with the idea that this religion was good?


                If God exists then He has to be enjoying all of that horror that has been caused by Christianity.
                John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                  • Esther B.
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 575
                    #20
                    Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                    Originally posted by Clayton View Post
                    Don't mention it
                    Why are you still here? You said you were leaving, but you're still responding to this thread. What's keeping you here?
                    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                    Deuteronomy 6.5

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                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12993
                        #21
                        Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                        Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
                        Why are you still here? You said you were leaving, but you're still responding to this thread. What's keeping you here?
                        Jesus is keeping him here, dear. We should lift our prayers for this poor confused fellow.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • BrotherLarry
                            Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 2266
                            #22
                            Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            Jesus is keeping him here, dear. We should lift our prayers for this poor confused fellow.

                            Oh Basilissa


                            How our Lord God has filled you with love for unsaved scum! It is truly inspiring - and very appealing to me.


                            I will go ahead and pray - but only because you have encouraged this action.


                            May the Lord Jesus wrap his ever loving arms around you (which I would love to do someday, too).


                            COME LORD JESUS!
                            BrotherLarry
                            Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                            “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                            Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                            Amen and Amen

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                              • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                Senior Pastor
                                Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                Always Biblically correct
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 10639
                                #23
                                Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                                Originally posted by Clayton View Post
                                i thought being christian was GOOD!
                                Dear friend:

                                Yes, of course, being Christian is good. It's just that being Christian is good by God's definition, as set forth in His Word, rather than by whatever your definition of good is. If we're mistaken, please do let us know how we've misread the Bible, what the correct reading is, and how you know what the correct reading is.

                                Yours in Christ's love,

                                Isaac
                                This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                  • Esther B.
                                    Forum Member
                                    Forum Member
                                    • Sep 2012
                                    • 575
                                    #24
                                    Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                    Jesus is keeping him here, dear. We should lift our prayers for this poor confused fellow.
                                    Of course, Sister! Maybe he's still here because he's secretly yearning for Salvation and wants to learn from us. It may seem impossible given his attitude, but Matthew 19:26 and Luke 1:37 say otherwise.
                                    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                                    Deuteronomy 6.5

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                                      • Faith_Machine
                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Mar 2011
                                        • 10050
                                        #25
                                        Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                                        Hello Clayton, I don't think I really understood your introductory post there. I gather you are angry at our moderators for some reason?

                                        Were you drinking or high when you made that post? It's Ok, you can tell me. I am a substance abuse prayer counselor.
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                                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                             
                                            • Jan 2012
                                            • 9063
                                            #26
                                            Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                                            Originally posted by Lando Smeck View Post
                                            Us humans can believe what ever we want to believe and Clayton can believe what he wants to believe. God gave us that choice as a test to be faithful in him. God caries about us so we should care about him. Clayton can walk the path of sin if he wants while we walk the path of light and glory!
                                            Not very charitable of you, young lady!

                                            Mark 16:15 - And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature.

                                            Do you hate Clayton so much that you would not try to help Save him from eternal torment at the hands of merciful loving Jesus?

                                            Typical atheist attitude to helping others.

                                            YIC
                                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                              • Clay For Brains
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • Oct 2016
                                                • 63
                                                #27
                                                Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                                                actually i keep coming back to see what over reaction you guys have to whatever anti-christ bull you guys make up out of a single detail in a single voice line or something of the sort.

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                                                  • Clay For Brains
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    • Oct 2016
                                                    • 63
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                                                    also i seem to have been slightly corrected. i mainly dismissed this because of the radical and crazy things everyone was spitting on almost EVERYTHING. it was at the same time shocking and hilarious. i kept coming back after to see what absolute garbage the forms brought to the land fill. last thing i expected was a form of actual reason and logic, which i actually saw in Dr. Niles (granted he gave me an infraction for "sexting up the site for satan", on a post that had nothing to do with anything Sexual) when he responded to Shmeck. so i tip my hat to you.

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                                                      • Faith_Machine
                                                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Mar 2011
                                                        • 10050
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                                                        I'm sorry Clayton, but I still don't understand what you're saying. Could you perhaps rephrase your complaint?
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                                                          • Clay For Brains
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            • Oct 2016
                                                            • 63
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: I don't wanna indulge in this...

                                                            elaborate, please. what exactly are you about. i cant correct anything if i dont know what to correct

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