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  • Lord Arthwipe
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    • Dec 2016
    • 24

    #1

    A not-so-brief Introduction

    Greetings to the members of this community, and to those visiting who may stumble upon this message. I thank you for taking the time to read this and sincerely hope to nurture a friendly relationship with those who take part in the discussions here.<div><br></div><div>I would first like to note that(as you may have realized) I am ill suited twards writing introductions, as I do not often interact with other people outside of a professional environment, nor do I use social media. As such I would like to ask for your (the reader)'s patience and understanding for what shortcomings I may have from your expectations in an ideal new member.</div><div><br></div><div>As for who I am, my name is Jeffers Daniel Kohr, I am a CNA from Wichita Kansas, who sofar as religion is concerned, considers himself to be a Christian, though my childhood consisted of only 2 visits to a church for a sermon that I was too young to understand.&nbsp;</div><div>It follows to reason that I have a unique and what most would call open-minded view of religion in that I am not overly concerned with the minutia of phrasing used by the Bible, nor necessarily the political interests of the church or representing them, and what I view as most important to take from the bible is the spirit of its teachings, the basic guidelines for us to judge for ourselves what is the right course of action, and by doing so we either go astray or we do not.</div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 11pt;">Sometimes we are lead down one path or another, but ultimately it is our own path, and as long as we embrace the teachings of peace, love, and tolerance as preached by Jesus Christ, and strive to apply these principals to our daily lives, we will lead a moral life and even should we lose the path we may find it again.</span></div><div><br></div><div>I sadly do not attend church however, as congregations are foreign to me and feel uncomfortable to one who has always worshipped in solitude and quiet.</div><div>The result of this is that I am not easily influenced by the preaching of others and tend to be very accepting of things that some fellow Christians are vehemently against, and who's violent reactions to certain subjects have both confused and perturbed me.</div><div><br></div><div>I cannot say I have a favorite verse from the bible, as I read several forms of it and frankly, it was a dry reading, though very moving in its own way, much as the Koran is also very beautiful- but I couldnt say I have a favorite passage from it either.</div><div><br></div><div>I &nbsp;also have little to say about how I "found christ" I suppose I have never noticed his absence truly. I believe if anything, I spent a good portion of time in my adolescdnce thinking critically about various religions and theologies, studying their core values and structure, and in the end I decided that knowing what is or is not true is impossible without faith. Faith is a belief that doesnt make a lot of sense to be honest, and I am sure there are others with more faith than I, but for me at least; i needed to understand before believing, as I was wary of the deciets of mankind.</div><div><br></div><div>Though I may not praise god in the same buildings as you, or quote scripture word for word (I only have a copy of the New king James Bible) or agree with every assertion that others may make about the word of god, I ask that you know that I share a goodwill twards all of mankind reguardless of creed or color, and that I question everything in the interest of provoking thorough thought and understanding of what we preach so that we may not make mistakes we may later regret, and that if we do make mistakes- if we stumble in our paths, that we might begin to understand why, and find our way back collectively as people. Not just as Christians or any contextually arbitrary identity.</div><div><br></div><div>...if it wasn't obvious I am very similar to the philosopher Immanuel Kant, in that I believe morality is rooted in logic, and by this reasoning discussion of moral subjects do not need to end with "god says so" but rather justified by sound unbiased reasoning as further proof of why god says so.</div><div><br></div><div>That being said I will wrap this up by saying I also enjoy a good joke here and there and rarely am I so dramatic with my wording as I have been here.</div><div><br></div><div>A good day to all of you, and happy holidays as of the time of writing this! </div>
    No longer present, and praying the sickness of the false church does not spread any further.
  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10274

    #2
    Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

    Dear Friend,

    Your post shows unmistakable proofs of God's Existence as He must have interfered with your message. Can you see all the hidden commands apparently of computerish origin but more likely to be directly from above!


    1 Corinthians 2:7
    But we speak the wisdom of God in a mystery, even the hidden wisdom, which God ordained before the world unto our glory:

    Because of this, we sometimes have to resolve the issues with the magnificent statement "God said so", as His private musings are and will always remain beyond our reach. Well, not always, as things will be revealed to us once in Heaven!




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



    PREPARE YOURSELF TO RAPTURE WITH THIS MANUAL!
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    • BrotherLarry
      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2266

      #3
      Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

      Arthwipe seems a strange name for someone from Wichita.


      I urge you to anoint your keyboard with oil (James 5:14) to expel the demonic forces that likely caused the computerish symbols! Of course, it could be God that intervened, as Brother Elmer has suggested. To be certain, anoint the keyboard anyway. Let us know what happens.
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • Lord Arthwipe
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        • Dec 2016
        • 24

        #4
        Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

        Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
        Dear Friend,

        Your post shows unmistakable proofs of God's Existence as He must have interfered with your message. Can you see all the hidden commands apparently of computerish origin but more likely to be directly from above!

        Yes, it does appear that some unusual things are occuring with my posts, likely due to my use of a smartphone and my unfamiliarity with forums.
        I shall seek out my local pastor for guidance and attempt to educate myself further on this to avoid future incidents. Thank you for your humorous reply, it made me smile.
        No longer present, and praying the sickness of the false church does not spread any further.

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        • Lord Arthwipe
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          • Dec 2016
          • 24

          #5
          Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

          Yes, I'll admit my username is a little...odd and possibly even in poor taste in hindsight. I'm not usually one to post in forums, so I defaulted in my decision to use a cheeky username that might elicit a laugh or two.If I could, I might change it to something more appropriate for a person who enjoys serious discussions... but alas it has been done and now I will endure the consequences.


          As for my keyboard, I will perform all appropriate ceremonies as soon as possible, though I may decide to simply refrain from posting via smartphone in the future just to be safe.
          No longer present, and praying the sickness of the false church does not spread any further.

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          • Brother Gonzalez
            Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
            True Christian™
             
            • Sep 2016
            • 2087

            #6
            Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

            Welcome to our Godly forum. I must admit that I have not read your introduction post because it was very difficult to go through all those satanist symbols.

            I must warn you that belonging to this forum will lead to persecution by the army of heathens (and its avant-garde, the gamers), social justice warriors, feminazis and so-called free-thinkers that allow any kind of thinking except ours.


            2 Timothy 3:12 - Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.



            They mistake our love for God with hate for "different" people. It is a common mistake. See, I find no pleasure in telling other people about the fate that it is awaiting them in Hell, but it is my duty to do so.


            Matthew 28:19-20

            19 Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
            20 Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen.



            What it might seem from the distance as a bunch of racist rednecks heavily armed, is nothing but a group of God fearing people, heavily armed, and willing to practice what's in the Bible to the letter. 100%, no shortcuts.




            John 15:18 - If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before [it hated] you.



            I hope you enjoy your stay!
            1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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            • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
              True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
               
              • Jul 2014
              • 8418

              #7
              Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

              Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
              Your post shows unmistakable proofs of God's Existence as He must have interfered with your message. Can you see all the hidden commands apparently of computerish origin but more likely to be directly from above!
              I do wonder message God intends us to take from it, though, Brother Professor Dr White, Sir. Particularly here:
              Originally posted by Lord Arthwipe View Post
              ... certain subjects have both confused and perturbed me.</div><div><br></div><div>
              Is Our Lord telling us that this new poster is a div? I do hope not. If I may cite Collins English Dictionary here:

              div (2)
              noun
              prison slang a stupid or foolish person

              Word origin of 'div'
              C20: probably shortened and changed from deviant
              Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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              • handmaiden
                Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 11510

                #8
                Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

                Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                I do wonder message God intends us to take from it, though, Brother Professor Dr White, Sir. Particularly here:


                Is Our Lord telling us that this new poster is a div? I do hope not. If I may cite Collins English Dictionary here:
                Dear Sister Joanna, I do believe that the Holy Spirit has opened your mind to a valuable insight!


                If you note this small portion of "Lord Arthwipe's" rather verbose post,

                Originally posted by Lord Arthwipe View Post
                . . . I have a unique and what most would call open-minded view of religion . . . I . . . take from the bible is the spirit of its teachings, the basic guidelines for us to judge for ourselves what is the right course of action, and by doing so we either go astray or we do not.</div><div><br></div><div><span style="font-size: 11pt;">. . . teachings of peace, love, and tolerance as preached by Jesus Christ, and strive to apply these principals to our daily lives, we will lead a moral life and even should we lose the path we may find it again.</span></div><div><br></div><div>

                One of the definitions for "div" that is noted on the excellent reference that you linked to, Sister, is that it stands for "divergent". Not only is that the title for one of those dreary "heroine-stands-against-the-system" novels that permeates the young adult filth literary market, in this instance, the Holy Spirit is telling us-- through your interpretation, that this man is divergent from the True™ Faith.


                Some strong and secure Brother in the Lord needs to take this person by the arms and show him that open-mindedness vis a vis the Bible means that it goes in one ear and out the other.


                Furthermore, we don't EVER judge the Bible for ourselves and risk going astray into the pit of everlasting death.


                Moreover, we do not delude ourselves that the preachings of Jesus Christ concern peace and love.


                Matthew 10:34

                Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.



                Luke 14:26
                If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.



                And as for the notion of tolerance, this fellow needs to read our beloved pastor's "Jesus is xenophobic and so should we" sermon.


                Thank you, Sister, for helping us all to discern the deeper meanings of this person's densely written text wall of claims. If he is at all sincere to truly know the Lord, then he will need to stop diverging from the narrow path and choose the only right way to God.


                Matthew 7:13-14
                Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.


                Exiguously Yours,
                Handmaiden






                His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                Guns For God and the Economy

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                • BrotherLarry
                  Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2014
                  • 2266

                  #9
                  Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

                  Originally posted by handmaiden View Post


                  Some strong and secure Brother in the Lord needs to take this person by the arms and show him that open-mindedness vis a vis the Bible means that it goes in one ear and out the other.

                  Exiguously Yours,
                  Handmaiden

                  As a young, manly Son of the King of Kings, I have no problems taking any man in my arms if it will mean Salvation(R) results from such an action. Indeed, I would welcome such an encounter. Since I am not in close proximity to Mr. Arthritis, I can spiritually engage in mental intercourse with him, believing that the Almighty will bring the results that would come from an actual in person intervention. I hope the brother will envision my arms wrapped in masculine love as I whisper the truth of Jesus in his ear. Praise God!


                  COME LORD JESUS! (Revelation 22:12)
                  BrotherLarry
                  Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                  “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                  Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                  Amen and Amen

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                  • Lord Arthwipe
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                    • Dec 2016
                    • 24

                    #10
                    Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

                    Thank you for your interesting dissection of my introduction, and I am very sorry that I am unable to edit the post to hopefully resolve some of the errors that occured within the text from uploading it via smartphone.

                    I believe that for the most part, I agree with your interpretation of my words, in the sense that you understood the intent with which I presented myself; which is that I have joined here(upon a reccomendation from a friend) to discuss religious topics and the nature of morality in relation to god with others who have more thoroughly studied the bible than I have, and who's viewpoints come from a perspective that I am unable by my own experience to understand.

                    In short I came here to find perspective and have intellectual discussion on the bibles teachings, or how we interpret it. I did Not come here to spread my own views, contradict others beliefs, or insult others ability to think for themselves. I know I have an incomplete knowledge of christian teachings, since my parents raised me with barely any exposure to the church, and my schooling glossed over world religions without answering any of the questions I had.


                    I do wish to note however that you have misinterpreted several statements from my introduction(though understandably)such as when I say: people use the teachings of the bible to judge for themselves what is right or wrong. I am meaning that only in the sense that I believe in free will, and that we make choices that can be wrong at times, but so long as we persist in an effort to live according to God's teaching, we are always able to find our way back from our errors.



                    I will be more careful with my phrasing in the future to prevent misunderstandings like this in the future, and thank you for your input into this.


                    Have a blessed day!
                    Sincerely, Mr.Kohr
                    No longer present, and praying the sickness of the false church does not spread any further.

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                    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                       
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 8418

                      #11
                      Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

                      Who is Mr. Kohr?
                      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                      • Roland
                        Obese Swedish Meatball
                        Delusional Forum Member
                        • May 2014
                        • 2193

                        #12
                        Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

                        Hello Mr. Kohr,

                        Welcome to the forum. I had to wait for your latest post to be able to write this, since your first post was completely unreadable. It is nice to see your writing improve so fast.

                        Kind regards,

                        Roland
                        Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                        Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                        • Lord Arthwipe
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                          • Dec 2016
                          • 24

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                          Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

                          Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                          Is Our Lord telling us that this new poster is a div? I do hope not. If I may cite Collins English Dictionary here:
                          An insightful and intriguing interpretation, and somewhat applicable to myself even if it is slightly insulting to be called stupid. But the fact is: I haven't had a proper religious education, which is precicely why I have come here- to help myself better understand christian teaching.


                          I should say 2 things though; "div" is an odd choice for god to have used since it means "divergent" only in mathmatics, and "nieve or foolish" only in prison slang.

                          Also /div is a coding command, used to help structure a web-page, and sometimes when an incorrect format is used (such as using a smartphone to upload a post on a website that has not been optimised for mobile users) sections of the web-page's coding fail to run properly, resulting in what we see in my introduction.


                          The easiest solution to the issue is to edit the text again so the separations between paragraphs run properly, but I cannot edit my post at this time.
                          No longer present, and praying the sickness of the false church does not spread any further.

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                          • Dolores de Barriga
                            Apparently not part of the domestic staff; suspected academic
                            Forum Member
                            • Sep 2014
                            • 462

                            #14
                            Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

                            Originally posted by Lord Arthwipe View Post
                            Thank you for your interesting dissection of my introduction, and I am very sorry that I am unable to edit the post to hopefully resolve some of the errors that occured within the text from uploading it via smartphone.

                            I believe that for the most part, I agree with your interpretation of my words, in the sense that you understood the intent with which I presented myself; which is that I have joined here(upon a reccomendation from a friend) to discuss religious topics and the nature of morality in relation to god with others who have more thoroughly studied the bible than I have, and who's viewpoints come from a perspective that I am unable by my own experience to understand.

                            In short I came here to find perspective and have intellectual discussion on the bibles teachings, or how we interpret it. I did Not come here to spread my own views, contradict others beliefs, or insult others ability to think for themselves. I know I have an incomplete knowledge of christian teachings, since my parents raised me with barely any exposure to the church, and my schooling glossed over world religions without answering any of the questions I had.

                            I do wish to note however that you have misinterpreted several statements from my introduction(though understandably)such as when I say: people use the teachings of the bible to judge for themselves what is right or wrong. I am meaning that only in the sense that I believe in free will, and that we make choices that can be wrong at times, but so long as we persist in an effort to live according to God's teaching, we are always able to find our way back from our errors.

                            I will be more careful with my phrasing in the future to prevent misunderstandings like this in the future, and thank you for your input into this.

                            Have a blessed day!
                            Sincerely, Mr.Kohr
                            Hello and welcome to the forum, Mr. Kohr!

                            First, please let me guess: you're a senior at a university, or maybe even a graduate student, right? I've seen it in many undergraduate students papers, while freshmen have the ability to express themselves in a relatively clear manner -- even when ignoring basic rules of grammar and spelling -- those near graduation tend to be verbose and seem to have completely lost that original ability.

                            However, as it so often happens with undergrad student papers, the underlining premise of your thought is flawed. This lovely community does not interpret the Bible; rather, they follow it as it is written.
                            John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

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                            • Lord Arthwipe
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                              • Dec 2016
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                              Re: A not-so-brief Introduction

                              Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                              Who is Mr. Kohr?
                              That would be me, as Kohr is my surname. My full name is Jeffers Daniel Kohr.


                              I was unsure what to put as my username- since I don't use social media or forums very often, so I defaulted in my choice to make a cheeky joke while remaining anonymous. I have previously posted that had I the option, I would change it to something in better taste for the forum, or something better suited for serious discussion.
                              No longer present, and praying the sickness of the false church does not spread any further.

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