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Re: Howdy from a noobie
Originally posted by friuliveneto View PostSeriously?
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Seriously. We have nothing to fear. We are confident in our position. How about you?sigpic Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: Howdy from a noobie
And you forget, you're talking to a Baptist. I have God on my side, a casserole in the oven, and at least three of my children are whimpering around here clutching sore bottoms, but I'm not too busy to rebuke your sinful hide for persecuting me.Originally posted by friuliveneto View PostYou forget, you're talking to a Mormon. I can make up scripture faster than you can cite from your limited 66 books. Whatever you claim, I can raise you with something new and exciting.
AAHello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Re: Howdy from a noobie
Hello, I've met mormons occasionally and one of their idolatrous temples got a nice lightning strike on Christmas day recently, I saw it it was great.
If you would like to respond to Mr Pendergast's thread you may do so here he has included a useful index.
I was referred to something called The Pearl Of Great Price the other day to read about The Book Of Abraham but knowing that Scripture was completed many centuries ago with the future history God wanted us to know about revealed on Patmos as recorded by John naturally I was reluctant to read on.
None of the mormon documents can be Scripture, it follows, even though that's how they're listed.
How on earth do you reconcile the facts with your delusion?
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Re: Howdy from a noobie
Hey there Alma, how are you? I am fine.
Can you tell me any Mormon secrets? Via personal message, of course, so they remain secrets.
I want to know everything!WARNING:
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