I can't spread the word of christ!

[Big_Booty_Judy]

I am a firm believer in christ and I do not and will not <<< perverted sexual reference removed by moderator>>>, but what if I want to <<< perverted sexual reference removed by moderator>>> with my dog and spread the word of christ to my <<< perverted sexual reference removed by moderator>>> how do I. I can not <<< perverted sexual reference removed by moderator>>> like I used to and can not <<< perverted sexual reference removed by moderator>>>. If there is anyone out there who can heal me with the bible then please help.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: I can't spread the word of christ!

I am a firm believer in christ and I do not and will not <<< perverted sexual reference removed by moderator>>>, but what if I want to <<< perverted sexual reference removed by moderator>>> with my dog and spread the word of christ to my <<< perverted sexual reference removed by moderator>>> how do I. I can not <<< perverted sexual reference removed by moderator>>> like I used to and can not <<< perverted sexual reference removed by moderator>>>. If there is anyone out there who can heal me with the bible then please help.

This reads like a document requested under the Freedom of Information Act. What do you want here, Judy?

[Nobar King]

Re: I can't spread the word of christ!

If I didn't know any better I would think that this was written in blood.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I can't spread the word of christ!

Hello Judy, I'm very pleased you've joined our friendly forum! I'm a mite confused by your post, however. Could you maybe clean things up and try again?

I don't know what-all you said that got deleted, but perhaps it would be best if you told me privately, so I help you, but you don't run afoul of our rules?


Say, do you have Kik or Skype?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I can't spread the word of christ!

We can never be absolutely certain, of course, but we at LBC believe Jesus monitors this site. That being the case we cannot allow off color material to appear.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I can't spread the word of christ!

Right you are, Mayor Joe Hold! Say, do you happen to have Judy's contact information?

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: I can't spread the word of christ!

Say, Brother Machine, where were you on the weekend of the disappearance of Thomas Taylor's wife and children?

[John Creeser]

Re: I can't spread the word of christ!

Say, Brother Machine, where were you on the weekend of the disappearance of Thomas Taylor's wife and children?

He was helping me build a new menstra-hut for my unclean wife.

Leviticus 15:25


We used cow dung from the local slaughter house. What do you think?

[Michael Hezekiah Esq]

Re: I can't spread the word of christ!

It is DISGUSTING.


Should your wife ever wish to divorce you, I will represent her for FREE. I have arranged for a messenger to let her know this since I am sure you won't spread the news yourself.


Harsha, please make Mrs. Creeser a hijab in support of our Wear a Hijab for a Week demonstration. I'll make sure she gets it. Yes.


You are a child of the universe, Mrs. Creeser! No less than the trees and the stars. You have a right to be here! Freedom and light are being sent your way. Let the violet flame warm you and bring you peace. Repeat the mantra! I am a being of violet fire, I am the purity god desires! I will personally plan your escape from this prison of patriarchy. No more will you slave over a hot stove; no more will you be beaten and treated as a second class citizen. No more will you be a baby making machine! Take heart!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I can't spread the word of christ!

Brother Creeser, I took the liberty of installing an Internet-enabled security cam in the hut, just to make sure your wife is safe and we you can keep an eye on her. I will give you the password the next time I see you at the club.

Say, isn't it about that time of the month? Remind me when your wife's unclean time is expected, and I'll be sure our your security cam is fully operational.

[John Creeser]

Re: I can't spread the word of christ!

Brother Creeser, I took the liberty of installing an Internet-enabled security cam in the hut,

Those cams are usually pretty heavy for cow dung (they just fall off)...unlike wood (you can hammer them in).


you can keep an eye on her. I will give you the password the next time I see you at the club.

The boys and I have a 6 foot deep freeze of "Hungry Mans" at the ready. Once Jesus gives the thumbs up she is no longer an unclean threat, all will ok. Praise HIM

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I can't spread the word of christ!

Well the point is you can keep an eye on her during her unclean time. You know, to make sure she remains chaste.