I'm not sure what this forum is.

[I Wish I knew.]

Is it a "comedy forum" or have people gone THAT stupid?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I'm not sure what this forum is.

Is it a "comedy forum" or have people gone THAT stupid?

You're confused, dear. This is a Church forum. We gather together to fellowship and to spread the Good News that Jesus Christ doesn't have to throw unbelievers into the Pits of Hell if they but put their Trust in Him! Despite the serious nature of Damnation, we do like to have fun here! You might enjoy some of our various fun, humorous oriented thread!

Holocaust Jokes
Good, Clean Christian Jokes
Muslim Jokes
Manly Jokes
and all kinds of fun!

Anyway, welcome to our friendly forums! Why don't you introduce yourself to us and tell us how you've come to find Jesus, what your favorite Bible verse is, and where you attend church!

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: I'm not sure what this forum is.

Is it a "comedy forum" or have people gone THAT stupid?

Please expand on your thoughts. What is making you laugh about our beliefs, that leads you to think this is comedy? Don't you think is rude to laugh and persecute us?


We just follow the Bible, as any Christian should.

[I Wish I knew.]

Re: I'm not sure what this forum is.

You're confused, dear. This is a Church forum. We gather together to fellowship and to spread the Good News that Jesus Christ doesn't have to throw unbelievers into the Pits of Hell if they but put their Trust in Him! Despite the serious nature of Damnation, we do like to have fun here! You might enjoy some of our various fun, humorous oriented thread!

Holocaust Jokes
Good, Clean Christian Jokes
Muslim Jokes
Manly Jokes
and all kinds of fun!

Anyway, welcome to our friendly forums! Why don't you introduce yourself to us and tell us how you've come to find Jesus, what your favorite Bible verse is, and where you attend church!

Oh I'll surely have fun, if I don't get banned at least.
Holocaust jokes you say? Perhaps this forum is not that bad after all.

Please expand on your thoughts. What is making you laugh about our beliefs, that leads you to think this is comedy? Don't you think is rude to laugh and persecute us?


We just follow the Bible, as any Christian should.

I'm sorry, I don't think that laughing about someone who follows with closed eyes an old book (without caring if logic and science has already proven everything in said book to be false) is wrong.
Of course and any good Christian should follow the bible, the likes of you make the government and religious heads proud.
Nobody likes a wolf after all, a sheep is easy to use and will not even think of fighting back.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend.
What part about God and the Holy Bible do you think is 'funny'?
When you die and most likely end up in Hell, do you think that will be a laugh a minute for all of eternity?

[I Wish I knew.]

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Welcome friend.
What part about God and the Holy Bible do you think is 'funny'?
When you die and most likely end up in Hell, do you think that will be a laugh a minute for all of eternity?

"What part about god and the holy bible do you think is 'funny'?
Well that's a good question, I find everything pretty hilarious really.
Not only about the "god of the holy bible" but for every "god" that humanity has created.
And no, I won't be able to laugh when I start to rot and my mind shuts down. Because sadly, as much as I would like it, being dead doesn't mean that you go to an imaginary place for vacation...

[Nobar King]

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You got any better jokes?

[Didymus Much]

Re: I'm not sure what this forum is.

...Not only about the "god of the holy bible" but for every "god" that humanity has created...being dead doesn't mean that you go to an imaginary place for vacation...

Nice claims. Got any proof?

[I Wish I knew.]

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You got any better jokes?

I though that my jokes were good, but then I found this forum.
You guys have passed joking on a whole new level!

[James Hutchins]

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"What part about god and the holy bible do you think is 'funny'?
Well that's a good question, I find everything pretty hilarious really.
Not only about the "god of the holy bible" but for every "god" that humanity has created.
And no, I won't be able to laugh when I start to rot and my mind shuts down. Because sadly, as much as I would like it, being dead doesn't mean that you go to an imaginary place for vacation...

I suspect the rot started long ago.
God created the Earth and the Heavens. It did not just 'magically appear' out of nothing. If it were to of come from nothing, then where did nothing come from? You should read the Holy Bible and become educated and stop making up fantastic tales.:

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: I'm not sure what this forum is.

"What part about god and the holy bible do you think is 'funny'?
Well that's a good question, I find everything pretty hilarious really.
Not only about the "god of the holy bible" but for every "god" that humanity has created.
And no, I won't be able to laugh when I start to rot and my mind shuts down. Because sadly, as much as I would like it, being dead doesn't mean that you go to an imaginary place for vacation...

Well the joke's on you, dear! Secular science agrees with Biblical scientists that after death your body will start to rot and your mind will shut down. However, secular scientists have kept quiet about what happens next! The Holy Bible is very clear, and has been since the beginning. In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, a glorious trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised imperishable (1 Corinthians 15:52). Those who have avoided Eternal Damnation will be called to Glory, while unbelievers will be called to Eternal Damnation (John 5:28-29). Those rebellious souls who rejected the Gift of Salvation through Christ's Temporary Sacrifice will find every one of their deeds will be painstakingly judged (Revelation 20:12-13), found guilty, and sent to eternal torment where the body and mind will never die and you will suffer for ever (Revelation 20:10,15) while Christ and His Followers revel in Divine Justice (Psalms 2:4)!

[I Wish I knew.]

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Nice claims. Got any proof?

Religion is trying, and miserably failing, to claim that some "dude" on that sky created everything. The one who claims must provide the proof.
For example, I could say that I have three arms.
Have you seen me? No. So how can you prove that I'm lying?
Apart from having common sense and knowing just a little bit of biology because religious fanatics don't take science serious.
You simply can't prove that I'm lying without using science and sense. And if I accept neither common sense nor science then I'm an idiot.
Now replace "I" with "Religion" and "I have three arms"
with "god".

[James Hutchins]

Re: I'm not sure what this forum is.

Religion is trying, and miserably failing, to claim that some "dude" on that sky created everything. The one who claims must provide the proof.
For example, I could say that I have three arms.
Have you seen me? No. So how can you prove that I'm lying?
Apart from having common sense and knowing just a little bit of biology because religious fanatics don't take science serious.
You simply can't prove that I'm lying without using science and sense. And if I accept neither common sense nor science then I'm an idiot.
Now replace "I" with "Religion" and "I have three arms"
with "god".

Three arms, you that Stevens boy from down the road? He is quite the juggler. You dad the fella that used to do clean up work down at Oak Ridge until God removed his colon?

[I Wish I knew.]

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I suspect the rot started long ago.
God created the Earth and the Heavens. It did not just 'magically appear' out of nothing. If it were to of come from nothing, then where did nothing come from? You should read the Holy Bible and become educated and stop making up fantastic tales.:

Please, don't insult education.
On a serious note, time is irrelevant. The universe existed forever.
If you take the "it must have been created" then you WILL have to answer who created that guy you call god.

Well the joke's on you, dear! Secular science agrees with Biblical scientists that after death your body will start to rot and your mind will shut down. However, secular scientists have kept quiet about what happens next! The Holy Bible is very clear, and has been since the beginning. In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, a glorious trumpet will sound, and the dead will be raised imperishable (1 Corinthians 15:52). Those who have avoided Eternal Damnation will be called to Glory, while unbelievers will be called to Eternal Damnation (John 5:28-29). Those rebellious souls who rejected the Gift of Salvation through Christ's Temporary Sacrifice will find every one of their deeds will be painstakingly judged (Revelation 20:12-13), found guilty, and sent to eternal torment where the body and mind will never die and you will suffer for ever (Revelation 20:10,15) while Christ and His Followers revel in Divine Justice (Psalms 2:4)!

It's indeed terrifying how easy is to speak.
But that's the difference between religion and science, one is build on faith and the other on proof.
In which house would you like to live? On made out of paper or one made using cement.
Of course, which one is made cement and which one using paper, you may ask.
To my eyes is obvious, if it's not to yours then I'm afraid that there's no hope for you.
Don't get me wrong, we don't want the likes of you to wake up.
Everyone likes sheep, they're easy to control.

Three arms, you that Stevens boy from down the road? He is quite the juggler. You dad the fella that used to do clean up work down at Oak Ridge until God removed his colon?

Such claim is hilarious, right?
Too bad that your parents, teachers ect filled your mind with the nonsense that's called religion and you can't see that's it's even more hilarious.

[James Hutchins]

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Please, don't insult education.
On a serious note, time is irrelevant. The universe existed forever.
If you take the "it must have been created" then you WILL have to answer who created that guy you call god.

'Forever', is an undeterminable and infinite length of time. Even your secular astro-physicists do not agree that everything has been around forever. God, though the Holy Bible explains it all. Plainly and simply. It does not take a 'rocket scientist' to understand it.