[Mary Etheldreda]

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I would like to live in a house built on rock (which shouldn't be hard for someone with three arms to build)!

Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:
And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.
Matthew 7:24-27

And soon, I'll live in a Divine, Heavenly Mansion Christ is decorating for me as we speak (John 14:2)!

[Brother Gonzalez]

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On a serious note, time is irrelevant. The universe existed forever.

Prove it. Prove it without a doubt. Prove that the universe existed forever, but not as a hypothesis. No. As in a fact, without a doubt.

But that's the difference between religion and science, one is build on faith and the other on proof.

Nevertheless you have made a lot of claims and have not produced any proof

[I Wish I knew.]

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'Forever', is an undeterminable and infinite length of time. Even your secular astro-physicists do not agree that everything has been around forever. God, though the Holy Bible explains it all. Plainly and simply. It does not take a 'rocket scientist' to understand it.

No, science doesn't agree on a lot of things. Because we want to be sure before saying something that is correct. (claim =/= truth)

Well I have to agree on the last one, the Bible explains everything.
Though there are a lot of people who explain everything, some examples are: Tolkien, H.P. Lovecraft, Martin ect.
The difference is that those name their work as what it is, fiction.
If the bible did the same thing then I would have nothing against it.

P.S. If I stop replying it will probably be because I will be banned.

[James Hutchins]

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No, science doesn't agree on a lot of things. Because we want to be sure before saying something that is correct. (claim =/= truth)

So what you are saying is 'science is usually wrong', correct?

Well I have to agree on the last one, the Bible explains everything.
Though there are a lot of people who explain everything, some examples are: Tolkien, H.P. Lovecraft, Martin ect.
The difference is that those name their work as what it is, fiction.
If the bible did the same thing then I would have nothing against it.

The Bible is not a work of fiction. Do this, go to a library (you do know what that is, right?) and find out where the Bible is kept. Hint: Not in the fiction section.

P.S. If I stop replying it will probably be because I will be banned.

Doubtful, more likely God will strike you with a bolt of lightning or just simply grab hold of your heart with His unstoppable grip and cease its' ability to beat.

[I Wish I knew.]

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Prove it. Prove it without a doubt. Prove that the universe existed forever, but not as a hypothesis. No. As in a fact, without a doubt.



Nevertheless you have made a lot of claims and have not produced any proof

Perhaps I'm not that different than your beloved bible after all.
The difference is, I'm not trying to prove something tries to change how the world works. (Which is impossible.)

[I Wish I knew.]

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So what you are saying is 'science is usually wrong', correct?


The Bible is not a work of fiction. Do this, go to a library (you do know what that is, right?) and find out where the Bible is kept. Hint: Not in the fiction section.
Doubtful, more likely God will strike you with a bolt of lightning or just simply grab hold of your heart with His unstoppable grip and cease its' ability to beat.

"So what you are saying is 'science is usually wrong', correct?"
There's a big difference in "not making claims if doesn't have the required proof" and in that.

"The Bible is not a work of fiction. Do this, go to a library (you do know what that is, right?) and find out where the Bible is kept. Hint: Not in the fiction section"
It's indeed sad that so many people live following a fairytale.

"Doubtful, more likely God will strike you with a bolt of lightning or just simply grab hold of your heart with His unstoppable grip and cease its' ability to beat."
According to your book, god created everything right? He did create the likes of me to redirect you to the way of logic.

[Nobar King]

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What happened to the jokes? I thought you might have something to offer.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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No, science doesn't agree on a lot of things. Because we want to be sure before saying something that is correct. (claim =/= truth)

Truth like lamarkian evolution was proven "true" centuries ago? Or how spontaneous generation was proven "true" centuries ago. The phlogiston theory was also proven "true" centuries ago. Scientists were sure each time. The thing is, each one of these proofs has been forgotten by scientists in time and today you'll likely need to google them to know what I'm talking about. The Round Earth Theory will be forgotten in time as well! Glory!

P.S. If I stop replying it will probably be because I will be banned.

Goodness such a persecuted little snowflake you imagine yourself to be.

[I Wish I knew.]

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What happened to the jokes? I thought you might have something to offer.

The majority of the good ones had already been said.

Truth like lamarkian evolution was proven "true" centuries ago? Or how spontaneous generation was proven "true" centuries ago. The phlogiston theory was also proven "true" centuries ago. Scientists were sure each time. The thing is, each one of these proofs has been forgotten by scientists in time and today you'll likely need to google them to know what I'm talking about. The Round Earth Theory will be forgotten in time as well! Glory!



Goodness such a persecuted little snowflake you imagine yourself to be.

We aren't afraid of proving wrong. Unlike religion we don't say some random bullshit and say "that's how it is". No, if we are proven wrong then we're trying to not make the same mistakes again.
Writing fiction is very easy of course, I have to agree on that one.



Damn it it's hard to keep up with this 300 sec cooldown...

[Nobar King]

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Ok, how about any joke?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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But that's the difference between religion and science, one is build on faith and the other on proof.

There may be some hope for your eternal soul. Indeed, science is based on the faith in man, who is fallible and mortal - the Bible is built upon facts spoken by God Himself.

[I Wish I knew.]

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Ok, how about any joke?

I have a sick sense of humour.

Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.


What’s the similarities between a jew and a stiff nipple?
They both disappear after a hot shower.


Why did Hitler commit suicide?
– He saw the gas bill!
How do you get 100 Jews into a car?
– You throw in a nickel.
How do you get them out of there?
– Tell them that Hitler is driving the car.


They say that the more you are, the safer you are.
Unless you are 6 000 000.
And everyone is a Jew.



Dark humour is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.

[I Wish I knew.]

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There may be some hope for your eternal soul. Indeed, science is based on the faith in man, who is fallible and mortal - the Bible is built upon facts spoken by God Himself.

Heaven has too much dust, another fact spoken by Caesar Augustus himself, he called me at 4:26 PM from the number : 07822932.

[James Hutchins]

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Perhaps I'm not that different than your beloved bible after all.
The difference is, I'm not trying to prove something tries to change how the world works. (Which is impossible.)

God and Holy Bible do not 'try to prove something changes how the world works', it simply explains how it DOES work and how we can ensure and eternity of Bliss or if we choose to have a sullen attitude like yours, an eternity of misery and torture.
I tell you the following the deepest of love and compassion. Just being honest. I apologize beforehand if it upsets you.
Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[Nobar King]

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How about this:

Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a fuck about the jews."