[Esther B.]

Re: I'm a joke.

If you don't like it here, you're more than welcome to to leave. No one is forcing you to stay here.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: I'm a joke.

See, I can pull the bullshit you idiots do for a living too. It's not that hard.

And this is the reason you are a troll. You don't understand the difference between a good post and trolling.

Hint: read the Bible, post topics of interest for everyone here, and you will be considered a member of this forum and you will start to earn medals.


I will help you: if you declare yourself in public a fan of Kirk Cameron's work, you will get one medal. If all the mods agree, but I will support you.


If you produce one post with interesting content about the Bible, you will get another medal.


Maybe you want to tell us about your struggle with sin, your relationship with God and Jesus, some Bible verses you find confusing, etc.


But if you come here and out of the blue start screaming we are wrong, you are right, God is this or that, well, you will be considered a troll.


PS: another easy medal you can earn is if you volunteer for the Wall. I am recruiting people to go and build the largest wall ever made by mankind. Suck it up, China!

[BananaAccount]

Re: I'm a joke.

If you don't like it here, you're more than welcome to to leave. No one is forcing you to stay here.

What will be hard for you will be to participate in a reasoned discussion about the merits of the Bible as the arbiter of social standards.


That is why we are here. We want everyone to see and understand the Truth™ of the Bible. We want people to make a decision on whether they support that Truth™ or not. Then, we want them to go out and change the world.


Are you interested in changing the world? Right now you seem more concerned about your social standing on a website run by people who are strangers to you.

And this is the reason you are a troll. You don't understand the difference between a good post and trolling.

Hint: read the Bible, post topics of interest for everyone here, and you will be considered a member of this forum and you will start to earn medals.


I will help you: if you declare yourself in public a fan of Kirk Cameron's work, you will get one medal. If all the mods agree, but I will support you.


If you produce one post with interesting content about the Bible, you will get another medal.


Maybe you want to tell us about your struggle with sin, your relationship with God and Jesus, some Bible verses you find confusing, etc.


But if you come here and out of the blue start screaming we are wrong, you are right, God is this or that, well, you will be considered a troll.


PS: another easy medal you can earn is if you volunteer for the Wall. I am recruiting people to go and build the largest wall ever made by mankind. Suck it up, China!

I don't think anybody cares. Nor do I care what you think of me.

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: I'm a joke.

Any remark of criticism gets you banned, too.

Nine critical posts later, you're still here. We've proved you wrong. You have yet to prove that we're wrong about our belief in the inerrancy of Scripture and the existence of the God revealed in it.

[Didymus Much]

Re: I'm a joke.

I see you've got a medal now.

[BananaAccount]

Re: I'm a joke.

Nine critical posts later, you're still here. We've proved you wrong. You have yet to prove that we're wrong about our belief in the inerrancy of Scripture and the existence of the God revealed in it.
***WORDS NOT SUITED FOR A CHRISTIAN FORUM, INSTEAD OF GRATITUDE FOR FREE LESSONS ON HOW TO ARGUE PROPERLY***

Oh thanks for the bullshit medal.

And such fancy words that nobody uses anymore, too!

Why don't you just ban me like all the others, huh?

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: I'm a joke.

Oh thanks for the bullshit medal.

And such fancy words that nobody uses anymore, too!

Why don't you just ban me like all the others, huh?

Why? Aren't you having as much fun as we do?


Seriously: our Christian beliefs make us trying to convert you at all costs. Read the Bible, is in there.


I am still praying for you.

[BananaAccount]

Re: I'm a joke.

Why? Aren't you having as much fun as we do?


Seriously: our Christian beliefs make us trying to convert you at all costs. Read the Bible, is in there.


I am still praying for you.

I thought I told you to stop. Why don't you just give me another "infraction" because nobody loves you and this is the only way you can actually be happy in life?

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: I'm a joke.

I thought I told you to stop. Why don't you just give me another "infraction" because nobody loves you and this is the only way you can actually be happy in life?

You told me to stop? But God is telling me to keep going.
Yes, God loves me. And that is all the love I need.
Praise the Lord! Shout GLORY!

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: I'm a joke.

I thought I told you to stop. Why don't you just give me another "infraction" because nobody loves you and this is the only way you can actually be happy in life?

I know for a fact that Brother Gonzalez, like every other True Christian(tm), is infinitely loved by a God he has never seen.

Rom 5:7-8
7 For scarcely for a righteous man will one die: yet peradventure for a good man some would even dare to die.
8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

You can state that this is not true, but a statement is not an argument.

[DolliMoans]

Re: I'm a joke.

You most certainly are a joke, Mr. Limp-dicked Banana! Do you really think you can compete with the handsome Christian men on this Godly site?

[handmaiden]

Re: I'm a joke.

I don't think anybody cares. Nor do I care what you think of me.

Then why would you become upset because someone makes a few minor changes to your name or avatar or posts?


When you truly do not care about something, it virtually ceases to exist in your estimation. You don't even need any effort to ignore it; it is that insignificant. You do not continue to engage with that something. You certainly don't bother to complain about it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I'm a joke.

Welcome friend! I am so excited to see you here that I can barely stand up holding the Good Book® in front of me! Tell me all about your hand in hand Walk With Jesus© along the edge of the beach, waves gently crashing as the sun sets, just the two of you making plans for your future.

[Maria-Rosa]

Re: I'm a joke.

Get back on topic right now. Acceptable topics include: 1. God the Father 2. God the Son 3. God the Holy Spirit 4. The Bible 5. Christian living

This greatly confuses me as I have seen many other topics being discussed on this site. Also, Hello! I hope you are having a lovely time on these forums!

[Maria-Rosa]

Re: I'm a joke.

This website could be good, but it's run by a bunch of little kids.

If you disagree with them, they put things over your profile like "hatemonger". I'm pretty sure they edit posts too.

Any remark of criticism gets you banned, too.

Then why criticize these God-Fearing people? They only give important means of worshiping God and His Good Word.