[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Thank You for Having Me

I misread that as farts. Old eyes, I'm pushing 70, you understand.

I thought you were younger honestly.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Thank You for Having Me

Hello Elizabeth,

Welcome to the friendly forums. Are you by any chance related to Heinrich Mueller? I met him many years ago in Berlin and found him to be a very interesting person. He told me a lot of very funny stories about his old job.


Anyway, on to more important things. I see from your introduction that you are a Lutheran. My dear, that is just like being a Catholic. Why not just take the time to listen to the sound advice being given by the True Christian folk of Landover and see how it changes your life. It worked for me.


YIC
TT

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Thank You for Having Me

I thought you were younger honestly.

I'm 62. Jesus has blessed me with youthful attributes mercifully unbesmirched by my prior Godless habits before life at Landover. Thank you for noticing.

[BrotherLarry]

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I'm 62. Jesus has blessed me with youthful attributes mercifully unbesmirched by my prior Godless habits before life at Landover. Thank you for noticing.

Brother Jim,

I noticed.


BrotherLarry

[Dana723]

Re: Thank You for Having Me

28 and no kids? Why, by the time I was 28, I had been married and had four strapping young lads, all eager and ready to serve our Lord! Number five didn't come until I was 30 and I thought he was menopause.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Jesus calls one as a child, another aged 100. It may be expected that many years in Him would lead to greater understanding, possibly of benefit to others, but that is not necessarily so.

I accepted Jesus as my savior when I was eight years old

Hebrews 5:12 When for the time ye ought to be teachers, ye have need that one teach you again which be the first principles of the oracles of God; and are become such as have need of milk, and not of strong meat.

My views on Jesus are based on the Bible.

Hebrews 5:14 But strong meat belongeth to them that are of full age, even those who by reason of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.

I fully support gay marriage

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.of use have their senses exercised to discern both good and evil.

Jesus is God. Where in the Gospel is any retraction of the Commandment He gave us concerning the gay? Anyone basing their views about Jesus on the Bible would surely have such a reference handy because the topic is quite in the news, day after day interminably. It would be possible not to form an opinion but here we're dealing with an opinion supposedly based on The Bible yet seeming to contradict it. Which means contradicting God.

Now it's also possible to form views about Jesus based on The Bible and conclude that He was a deluded freak or a composite fiction or even the harbinger of great evil. There are people like that in the world and they do base their views on The Bible. For them, love is completely alien to Jesus and altogether absent from either the Old or the New Testament. The Bible, they claim, catalogues an oeuvre of genocide, extortion, rape, murder and slavery on a hitherto unimaginable scale which if followed would create a living hell for all concerned except maybe a privileged elite raking in all the booty.

So there are two choices: either The Bible is true and should be accepted on its merits or The Bible is not true and anyone claiming it is must be deluded or lying. There is a Jesus in both cases. How can we understand His position on homoerotic attraction other than by reading The Bible? And if our own opinions contradict The Bible which should we discard? The source we disagree with? Or the position we've formulated for ourselves.

You can't have both.

[James Hutchins]

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You can preach about how great Trump is but that doesn't put him above God like conservatives do. Want to say they don't? Look around.

Sorry, sweetie. Don't dish it out if you can't take it.

Also, you completely avoided my question. Where was God during Obama's election, then? Oh, I know. You don't have an answer. Don't even bother trying.

Also, I did respond to your ridiculous questions. I said I used to attend a Lutheran church and do not have a favorite Bible verse.

Seriously? piffle off.

Ma'am, the Church Board asks all females to stay in the MenstrHut® until Auntei Flo's visit is over and the place fumigated. It is highly inappropriate to subject LBC men to the side effects of you 'problem'.