[Vengeance Puriel]

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Vengeance Puriel,

For the sake of Christ, CALM DOWN and quit getting your bible pages all wrinkled up!


In my "plethora" of divorces, I followed the passage below:

"And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.” (Matthew 19:9)

Since my wives were all caught with local pastors in sexual immortality, it was okay with Jesus to divorce them! Besides, I am sure that you understand that all Christians are under Jesus’ handy “Forgiveness Doctrine,” remember? Therefore, just to be sure, all we have to do is confess our sins and Jesus will take them away! It’s a great “hook” to make others a member of our faith, as I am sure you will agree.

"If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness." (1 John 1:9)



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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Why are you still talking heretic? You actually want us to believe the ladies will protect you from gods wrath? If that's the case you just admitted to being a heratic commie Sinner.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I was in on the Saturday night Church Elders meeting. Bobby-Joe was representing the DoF .....

Oh my goodness! Thank you, Brother, for sharing that with us. It's so reassuring to know that Brother Bobby-Joe is on the case. My boys are still talking about that demonstration he gave at last year's summer camp - thank goodness they have stopped re-enacting it!

[Basilissa]

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The Commie keeps avoiding my posts. Why could that be?

He's a racist commie who doesn't know the difference between KJV and ESV, nor between "immorality" and "immortality." And is too dumb to learn how to quote properly.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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The Commie keeps avoiding my posts. Why could that be?

[Brother D. Thomas]

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That's because no true Christian will its against God's teaching, and furthermore so is divorce so you've divorced 8 times married 8 times that's also against God, one man one wife one marriage that's biblical not whatever you're doing that's not Christian like that's a Heretic.

AGAIN IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST I REBUKE YOU!

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Vengeance Puriel,

For the sake of Christ, CALM DOWN and quit getting your bible pages all wrinkled up!


In my "plethora" of divorces, I followed the passage below:

"And I say to you: whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another, commits adultery.” (Matthew 19:9)

Since my wives were all caught with local pastors in sexual immortality, it was okay with Jesus to divorce them! Besides, I am sure that you understand that all Christians are under Jesus’ handy “Forgiveness Doctrine,” remember? Therefore, just to be sure, all we have to do is confess our sins and Jesus will take them away! It’s a great “hook” to make others a member of our faith, as I am sure you will agree.

"If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness." (1 John 1:9)



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[Basilissa]

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From what I've heard, the local TrueValue hardware store near by Brother Thomas has been experiencing a large scale theft of spray paint and small paper bags.

I was in on the Saturday night Church Elders meeting. Bobby-Joe was representing the DoF. He was frothing (you know he gets, flipping that pocket switch Cross open and closed, holster unsnapped) to act and send the boys out to 'make his mind right'. Honestly, if Pastor Ezekiel's Escalade had not been blocking the security HumVees with how he parked it as it was, I have little doubt if the 'God Squad' was not gong to go out and do some cleaning.

I see a storm brewing....

Well, what can I say, Brother. God's enemies get what they deserve.

[Brother D. Thomas]

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From what I've heard, the local TrueValue hardware store near by Brother Thomas has been experiencing a large scale theft of spray paint and small paper bags.


I was in on the Saturday night Church Elders meeting. Bobby-Joe was representing the DoF. He was frothing (you know he gets, flipping that pocket switch Cross open and closed, holster unsnapped) to act and send the boys out to 'make his mind right'. Honestly, if Pastor Ezekiel's Escalade had not been blocking the security HumVees with how he parked it as it was, I have little doubt if the 'God Squad' was not gong to go out and do some cleaning.


I see a storm brewing....

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James Hutchins,


You obviously are not aware of what 30 or more prostitutes can do, especially when it is their “time of the month,” in protecting their beloved Brother D.!!! There is not a God Squad on planet earth that can overtake their resolve in my protection! This is barring the thankful friends that I made at my Greyhound Bus Depot and Nudest Camp Ministries!

For Landover’s sake, I will try and hold these harlots away from Landover's God Squad if they approach my Salvation Bus when returning to Nevada! Of which, these lovely courtesans will be waiting in revenge!




Subsequent to contacting my courtesan friends at the Shady Lady Ranch, near Beatty, Nevada, about your God Squad inflicting possible damage to the Brother D, they sent this picture that Bambi took where "Lickable Chocolate," "Sassy Bum," and "Tricksy" are laughing their cute asses off as if your harmful notion to me was ever going to happen with them being around!



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[Vengeance Puriel]

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No True Christian™ ever gets divorced, it goes against Gods Will®. Women have a purpose, like a dog or a mule. A woman's job is to produce babies (if she is a decent woman, male babies) and nurture them until the child understand and commit to Jesus. A dog is for retrieving game and a mule for pulling a load. Who in their right mind disposes of a gun dog before it is lame, a stout mule or a female bearing children?
I've never been divorced. I'd never, ever do it. The shame alone would be more than I could bear. Imagine spending eternity in Heaven (like a divorced man would be admitted, right?) with all the snickering about how 'he was unable to retain a woman'.

is a heretic plain and simple.

[James Hutchins]

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That's because no true Christian will its against God's teaching, and furthermore so is divorce so you've divorced 8 times married 8 times that's also against God, one man one wife one marriage that's biblical not whatever you're doing that's not Christian like that's a Heretic.

AGAIN IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST I REBUKE YOU!

No True Christian(tm) ever gets divorced, it goes against Gods Will(r). Women have a purpose, like a dog or a mule. A woman's job is to produce babies (if she is a decent woman, male babies) and nurture them until the child understand and commit to Jesus. A dog is for retrieving game and a mule for pulling a load. Who in their right mind disposes of a gun dog before it is lame, a stout mule or a female bearing children?
I've never been divorced. I'd never, ever do it. The shame alone would be more than I could bear. Imagine spending eternity in Heaven (like a divorced man would be admitted, right?) with all the snickering about how 'he was unable to retain a woman'.

[Vengeance Puriel]

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Vengeance Puriel,

Did you get up on the wrong side of bed again? Is this the reason that you are needlessly lashing out at the Brother D.?

As it has been shown in this thread alone, the woman is having a difficult time with not taking her rightful place in Christianity. Therefore, I, as a Christian superior man, needs to continually remind them with the passage in question to heed our Jesus' word and to remain SILENT as they are submissive to all Christian men!

My godly ministries are NOT a sham! Who would step up in the manner that I am doing to spread the Gospel to the transients that ride the "Grey Dog," to the harlots in the brothels in Nevada, and for the nonbelievers at Nudest Camps? Huh? Do you see any other Christian performing this act? NO YOU DO NOT! I should be commended!

Give me credit, I have been married 8 times, and I left them in the name of Jesus because they could not keep up with the notion of being "fruitful and multiplying in his name!"



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas



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That's because no true Christian will its against God's teaching, and furthermore so is divorce so you've divorced 8 times married 8 times that's also against God, one man one wife one marriage that's biblical not whatever you're doing that's not Christian like that's a Heretic.

AGAIN IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST I REBUKE YOU!

[James Hutchins]

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Just like a stopped clock, even a hellbound atheist is right twice a day!

I've heard from reliable sources, though, that the DOF investigation has been completed and that the findings are not positive. I mean, with all the coveting other man's property stuff, little Tommy pretty much incriminated himself, poor thing. And the incessant temper tantrums didn't help, either, LOL!

From what I've heard, the local TrueValue hardware store near by Brother Thomas has been experiencing a large scale theft of spray paint and small paper bags.


I was in on the Saturday night Church Elders meeting. Bobby-Joe was representing the DoF. He was frothing (you know he gets, flipping that pocket switch Cross open and closed, holster unsnapped) to act and send the boys out to 'make his mind right'. Honestly, if Pastor Ezekiel's Escalade had not been blocking the security HumVees with how he parked it as it was, I have little doubt if the 'God Squad' was not gong to go out and do some cleaning.


I see a storm brewing....

[Brother D. Thomas]

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Piffle, are you dense. And so very, very boring.

AGAIN, ALL THREE of those claims are still being investigated, and until such time as the DOF determines that you are indeed a man, and a Christian, 1 Timothy 2:11-12 offers NO support for your case.

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Didymus Much,

The irony of all ironies is an ATHEIST DICK portending to tell me, as a Christian man, that 1 Timothy 2:11-12 has no merit to my overwhelming case against the ungodly woman!

I can't believe how this forum lets the woman run rampant with her sinful ways of not following Jesus' inspired word. Because of this, the 2nd coming must be close at hand, praise!



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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[Basilissa]

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Piffle, are you dense. And so very, very boring.

AGAIN, ALL THREE of those claims are still being investigated, and until such time as the DOF determines that you are indeed a man, and a Christian, 1 Timothy 2:11-12 offers NO support for your case.

Just like a stopped clock, even a hellbound atheist is right twice a day!

I've heard from reliable sources, though, that the DOF investigation has been completed and that the findings are not positive. I mean, with all the coveting other man's property stuff, little Tommy pretty much incriminated himself, poor thing. And the incessant temper tantrums didn't help, either, LOL!

[Didymus Much]

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...I, as a Christian superior man...

Piffle, are you dense. And so very, very boring.

AGAIN, ALL THREE of those claims are still being investigated, and until such time as the DOF determines that you are indeed a man, and a Christian, 1 Timothy 2:11-12 offers NO support for your case.

[Brother D. Thomas]

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I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST!




Stop reposting the same verse over and over, and your brothel work and nude camp is a sham your using the BIBLE to give reason to sin that's why your wife left you.

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Vengeance Puriel,

Did you get up on the wrong side of bed again? Is this the reason that you are needlessly lashing out at the Brother D.?

As it has been shown in this thread alone, the woman is having a difficult time with not taking her rightful place in Christianity. Therefore, I, as a Christian superior man, needs to continually remind them with the passage in question to heed our Jesus' word and to remain SILENT as they are submissive to all Christian men!

My godly ministries are NOT a sham! Who would step up in the manner that I am doing to spread the Gospel to the transients that ride the "Grey Dog," to the harlots in the brothels in Nevada, and for the nonbelievers at Nudest Camps? Huh? Do you see any other Christian performing this act? NO YOU DO NOT! I should be commended!

Give me credit, I have been married 8 times, and I left them in the name of Jesus because they could not keep up with the notion of being "fruitful and multiplying in his name!"



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas



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