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  • BrotherLarry
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    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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    Brother Elmer, you are misguided, because if you read my posts within this thread, I am AGAINST women’s rights as any Christian man should agree! This is because of Jesus’ true words within the scriptures that promote the women to be a second class human being, whereas they are to be ruled over by the Christian man, praise!


    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas


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    I rebuke you in the Holy Name of Jesus Christ!


    Brother Professor Dr. Elmer is anything but misguided, Sir. I call you out for the sin of calumny and urge you to repent at once. Upon repentance, I demand an apology to Dr. Elmer, whose knowledge comes straight from the WORD OF GOD, a document that can not be challenged, can not be disproven, and contains the holiest of any holy thing ever inspired. For yea, its inspiration was the very Voice of GOD, and that's pretty darn irrefutable.


    Most of the problem with overzealous Christians is that they are so caught up in their zealotry, they lose sight of the Truth of the Gospel. In their zeal to be seen as holy, they forget that they are only as holy as their actions probatively prove in proof. As a True Christian(TM), my judgment and opinion means far more than yours. The same is to be said for Brother Dr. Elmer, a man to whom I owe so much for my spiritual growth. It is he who instructed me in the truths of Creation Science, and without such instruction I would be so ignorant that one might call me, well - ignorant! But can any man call me that? NO! Why?


    Dr. Professor Brother Elmer White.


    You have not lived the persecution he has lived at the hands of overzealous zealots and critics. Yes! I proudly stand up for him and disdain those who cause him even a modicum of grief. Were a bullet aimed at him, I would gladly take it for him. Were a barking dog poised to attack him, I would take that bite and shrug it off as naught.


    I pray for you now, Brother - don't make me pray against you. I am a handsome, well-built, intelligent, kind and brave certified equine gnathologist. The LORD GOD hears my every prayer. Will my prayer for you be, "Lord, forgive him..." or will it be, "Lord, strike his name from your carefully edited and beautifully illustrated book of life!" ????????


    Cheerfully,
    BrotherLarry
    Revelation 22:12

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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
    When one refers to “pubic hair” in my case, unfortunately because of Jesus allowing me to be OVER-ENDOWED, there is no room for the hair in question to exist in the nether region.
    Where is it then - on your head? Brothers and Sisters, we may in the presence of Andrew "Brillo Pad" Neil here!

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  • Brother D. Thomas
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    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    Mr. Thomas,

    I am relatively certain but our own beloved Pastor Ezekiel (Peace be with him) was referring to the hirsute part of a man's inguinal region and praying for you to reach adolescence that is characterized by relative hypertrichosis of that region compared with the situation during the prepubescent stage. However, if you were referring to the human copulatory organ - the source of lots of marital distress - I certainly hope that yours is tiny, the way it is for all True Christian™ men. You are certainly familiar with the groundbreaking study that proved how a well-endowed male organ is 100% evidence of homosexuality, as follows:Of course, we also have Biblical proof. Egyptian men, as reported by the ancient Pulizer-level journalist, Ezekiel, namesake of our beloved Pastor, had phallic extensions that were significantly more robust than those of God's followers.

    Ezekiel 23:19-21
    Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose
    flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.


    Now, you are so obsessed with women's rights that you're very close to closing the vicious circle of compulsive behavior to become a feminist. I urge you to Repent® and concentrate on your own Spiritual Growth instead of the growth of pubic hair or the unmentionables.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer


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    Elmer G. White,

    When one refers to “pubic hair” in my case, unfortunately because of Jesus allowing me to be OVER-ENDOWED, there is no room for the hair in question to exist in the nether region. You are totally correct where a man’s copulatory organ can be a source of great marital distress! All of my previous 8 wives had to have extensive maxillofacial surgery because their mouths looked like they were in a 100 mph wind storm.

    Relative to your proposal that Christian men are to have small clam hammers, I must inform you that I am not of Asian decent, but of German and English heritage.

    When you state that gays allegedly have larger Vagina Miners, you are therefore calling all African American males gay as well! As if the black race didn’t have enough despair with our Christianity imposing upon them the dreadful “Curse of Ham!”

    Brother Elmer, you are misguided, because if you read my posts within this thread, I am AGAINST women’s rights as any Christian man should agree! This is because of Jesus’ true words within the scriptures that promote the women to be a second class human being, whereas they are to be ruled over by the Christian man, praise!


    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas


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  • Brother D. Thomas
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    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    It is the smoke from the hellfire that awaits you, Tommy, that you are inhaling. Won't you repent NOW?!?!?

    Please do highlight the words "all men in general" in the quote because I don't see them there. Also, didn't you just say a few posts before that the obedience doesn't apply to all men (atheists, Muslims, Jews, etc), just to the ones who (conveniently) claim to be Christians?

    I mean, I realize that a) you have a very short attention span and 2) you have some serious problems with reading comprehension, but all of these contradictory private interpretations (2 Peter 1:20) of yours are giving me a headache!

    You're barking at the wrong tree, Tommy dear - this poor man is a hellbound atheist.


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    Basilissa, the "pseudo-christian," lessor vessel,

    Basilissa, you once again are proving Jesus correct in you being a LESSOR VESSEL as a woman, because you cannot do the simple math referring to 1 Timothy 2: 11-15 which obviously means ALL MEN of the Christian faith as I intended it to be since the beginning! This is because it is written within the JUDEO- CHRISTIAN BIBLE! GET IT?! Jesus was not the Savior of the Camel Humping Mooooslems, nor the Jews that deny his deity! 2+2=4. HELLO?! READ BETWEEN THE LINES LESSOR VESSEL WOMAN!

    You were insidiously correct to leave out the biblical fact AGAIN that you have committed the Unpardonable Sin! This case is CLOSED! I am sorry that you didn't understand fully the Trinity Doctrine, in that Jesus is in part, THE HOLY GHOST that you blatantly have blasphemed! 1+1=2.

    Dear, you must have a Satanic fetish in liking to be “bible-slapped” by the Brother D., therefore, if you go against Jesus’ inspired word and do not remain SILENT from this time hence, your bible-slapping will continue!



    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas



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  • Elmer G. White
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    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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    Pastor Ezekiel,

    With all due respect, the meme that you are using is better described by a man's male anatomy, therefore, our Jesus has graciously endowed me in biblical proportions! THANKYOUJESUS!

    There is no self abuse upon my part, because my revealing posts within this thead, the last one being #89, shows explicitly how women are to be viewed, and with the King James Bible as the foundation!

    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas
    Mr. Thomas,

    I am relatively certain but our own beloved Pastor Ezekiel (Peace be with him) was referring to the hirsute part of a man's inguinal region and praying for you to reach adolescence that is characterized by relative hypertrichosis of that region compared with the situation during the prepubescent stage. However, if you were referring to the human copulatory organ - the source of lots of marital distress - I certainly hope that yours is tiny, the way it is for all True Christian™ men. You are certainly familiar with the groundbreaking study that proved how a well-endowed male organ is 100% evidence of homosexuality, as follows:
    Penile dimensions were assessed using five measures of penile length and circumference from Kinsey's original protocol. On all five measures, homosexual men reported larger penises than did heterosexual men.
    Of course, we also have Biblical proof. Egyptian men, as reported by the ancient Pulizer-level journalist, Ezekiel, namesake of our beloved Pastor, had phallic extensions that were significantly more robust than those of God's followers.

    Ezekiel 23:19-21
    Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose
    flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.


    Now, you are so obsessed with women's rights that you're very close to closing the vicious circle of compulsive behavior to become a feminist. I urge you to Repent® and concentrate on your own Spiritual Growth instead of the growth of pubic hair or the unmentionables.


    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer

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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
    Dear, I am having trouble reading your posts because of having "coughing episodes" afterwards BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOUR INSIDIOUS SMOKE SCREENS THAT YOU HIDE BEHIND TO COVER YOUR BLATANT BIBLICAL IGNORANCE TO OUR JESUS' TRUE WORDS!
    It is the smoke from the hellfire that awaits you, Tommy, that you are inhaling. Won't you repent NOW?!?!?

    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.” (1 Timothy 2:11-15 - KJV1900)

    Read it carefully, the verse in question, and within context of the chapter in question, stipulates that it is ALL MEN IN GENERAL!
    Please do highlight the words "all men in general" in the quote because I don't see them there. Also, didn't you just say a few posts before that the obedience doesn't apply to all men (atheists, Muslims, Jews, etc), just to the ones who (conveniently) claim to be Christians?

    I mean, I realize that a) you have a very short attention span and 2) you have some serious problems with reading comprehension, but all of these contradictory private interpretations (2 Peter 1:20) of yours are giving me a headache!

    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
    Didymus Much,
    Can you hear her screaming as her voice slowly disappears into the fire of the sulfur lakes of Hell? Sure you can, as I do too!
    You're barking at the wrong tree, Tommy dear - this poor man is a hellbound atheist.

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  • Brother Gonzalez
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    Re: Thank you for this wonderful forum

    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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    Brother Gonzalez,

    First off, because of the ethnicity of your name, I hope that you don't have any family members crossing the borders of the United States, this is because we have enough of your kind named "Jesus," which disparages the REAL JESUS!

    To address your quote, show me in the following passage, AND WITHIN CONTEXT OF THE CHAPTER, does it say that the 2nd class human, as a mere woman, is to be ruled over ONLY by her father or pastor????!

    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.” (1 Timothy 2:11-15 - KJV1900)

    Read it carefully, the verse in question, and within context of the chapter in question, stipulates that it is ALL MEN IN GENERAL!

    You can thank me later for your biblical enlightenment.


    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas


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    For the first part of your reply, please read a little more about my heroic fight for making every ethnicity stay where they belong. Please do so, because you are making yourself look stupid. Read other threads than yours, and you will learn a lot.




    So you took 2 days to reply, and replied the same. As long as a woman is not trying to usurp the authority of a man, she can answer your concerns. That does not mean you have authority over her.
    Even you can understand that, and in your words, our bronze and iron age God wants us to keep authority over the women under our property, which we do, and punishes the trespassing over women not your property, even with death.
    You keep pushing the same over and over again and you are failing over and over again. Against a woman! I cannot believe it!
    About the authority of the Pastor, that is a private contract between Sister Bas' father and the Pastor, non of your concern.
    I hope you can keep your women quiet and under control, and that is not what you are showing here. As kids of today say, grow a pair.

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  • Vengeance Puriel
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    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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    Vengeance Puriel,

    Oh, oh, I can see that when actual biblical axioms are given, you seemingly are getting "antsy!" Whoops!

    Instead of you telling a godly Christian man like me to SHUT UP on the true word of Jesus, you can remedy your problem by not reading my posts! 2+2=4.


    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas



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    Your a false Christian who likes to frolic in nudest camps and when you had enough there you go to the brothel I see thru your lies . I'm often asked why don't you quote scripture? well your the perfect example, even the devil can quote it as well as any Christian if not better

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  • Brother D. Thomas
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    Who has yet to be rebuked by any of the pastors here.

    For those as feebly gifted as you at reading between the lines, that means they ALL think SHE'S right.

    Now, before you start blubbering that they haven't rebuked you either: she's doing a good enough job on her own.


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    Didymus Much,

    As a Christian man, I am going to have to disagree with your erroneous assessment regarding the 2nd class human, the woman, known as Basilissa! Subjectively, she is SATAN INCARNATE because she tries in vain to rewrite, or fails to follow, Jesus’ inspired word within our Bronze and Iron Age thinking King James Bible!


    As is explicitly shown throughout her ungodly posts, that I am sure even Jesus is crying in her behalf, she acts as if the astute Christian man doesn’t see her SATANIC RUSE in changing Jesus’ word to suit her misguided notions!

    We can all gain solace in knowing that Basilissa will pay on Judgment Day by our Jesus activating the lever to open the doors that she will be standing upon, to the depths of Hell! Can you hear her screaming as her voice slowly disappears into the fire of the sulfur lakes of Hell? Sure you can, as I do too!


    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas


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  • Brother D. Thomas
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    Originally posted by Brother Gonzalez View Post
    Mr Thomas, please consider that the Bible does not say that every man rules over every woman.
    Au contraire, every woman is subjected to the authority of her father or husband. And only her father or husband.
    If you come to my house and try to rule over my wife, I will shoot you. Many times.


    So the man with authority over Sister Bas is her father. And her Pastor as well, as that was agreed by her father.
    Also, she is not teaching you anything. She is just pointing in silence your misconceptions. That is not teaching, and the proof is you are not learning anything.
    If you have any complain about Sister B's behavior, call her father. Don't spam our online Church with your ignorance.
    Thanks in advance.

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    Brother Gonzalez,

    First off, because of the ethnicity of your name, I hope that you don't have any family members crossing the borders of the United States, this is because we have enough of your kind named "Jesus," which disparages the REAL JESUS!

    To address your quote, show me in the following passage, AND WITHIN CONTEXT OF THE CHAPTER, does it say that the 2nd class human, as a mere woman, is to be ruled over ONLY by her father or pastor????!

    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.” (1 Timothy 2:11-15 - KJV1900)

    Read it carefully, the verse in question, and within context of the chapter in question, stipulates that it is ALL MEN IN GENERAL!

    You can thank me later for your biblical enlightenment.


    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas


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  • Brother D. Thomas
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    Originally posted by Vengeance Puriel View Post
    Stop repeating the same verse over and over and over, you don't seem to understand while this is a church forum it is NOT church. Miss Bas. Has not been teaching you but rather giving you sound advice, And here's mine SHUT UP!

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    Vengeance Puriel,

    Oh, oh, I can see that when actual biblical axioms are given, you seemingly are getting "antsy!" Whoops!

    Instead of you telling a godly Christian man like me to SHUT UP on the true word of Jesus, you can remedy your problem by not reading my posts! 2+2=4.


    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas



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  • Brother D. Thomas
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
    How did you get in? Cut the self-abuse and start growing some fuzz down there. I don't need any stuff for that but for those who cannot rely on prayer only, I recommend something like this. I suppose it's intended for head hair but your desperate situation calls for desperate measures.



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    Pastor Ezekiel,

    With all due respect, the meme that you are using is better described by a man's male anatomy, therefore, our Jesus has graciously endowed me in biblical proportions! THANKYOUJESUS!

    There is no self abuse upon my part, because my revealing posts within this thead, the last one being #89, shows explicitly how women are to be viewed, and with the King James Bible as the foundation!


    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas



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  • Brother D. Thomas
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    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Sweet little Tommy,
    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    how nice it is of you to finally share your real age and occupation!

    Exodus 20:16 - Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.Which reminds me - you failed to provide actual Scriptural evidence that says I will grow a penis - oh, that's right, that's because there isn't any!

    Of course, Tommy dear. All Christians also agree that unsaved trash like you are completely worthless - basically, I should avoid people like you and never, under any circumstances whatsoever, follow your lead:

    2 Corinthians 6:14-16
    14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
    15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?

    I have highlighted the part of your temper tantrum that is new, which is interesting - it's very feminine of you to keep changing your opinions so easily.

    Anyway, Tommy, you may be claiming to be a Christian, but how do I know you are not a liar? How do I even know you are a man? One day you claim to be an adult, now you are claiming to be a little boy, and you keep throwing temper tantrums which lead me to think you are a little girl! How could I possibly submit to a supposed " Christian man" who does not act like a man, and possibly is not a man, and who has proven to me over, and over, and over again his/her utter ignorance of the Holy Bible?

    Basically, Tommy dear, I have no reason whatsoever to respect you until you show me that you have been reading your Bible. You can do it, Tommy! I'm rooting for you, sweetie! Um, Tommy, are you absolutely sure you are in the fifth grade? Because your ability to read what is plainly written is deeply lacking.
    That has nothing to do with the fact that only blasphemy against the Holy Ghost cannot be forgiven, while people can blaspheme all they want against Jesus and be forgiven. As it is written in the verse you cite yourself: I hope that was helpful. When did I say that, sweetie?I humbly thank you for your cruel and unjust persecution. It reassures me that I am right and you are wrong:

    Luke 6:22 - Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you [from their company], and shall reproach [you], and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
    2 Timothy 3:12 - Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
    1 John 3:13 - Marvel not, my brethren, if the world hate you. Oh Tommy dear, what makes you think that Timothy is the author of that letter?

    Have you ever even once in your life opened the Holy Bible? Please answer carefully as you should know what God will do to liars:

    Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.A minister that does not know the authors of the books in the Bible? You are either a liar or a preacher imposter taking advantage of some seriously ignorant people. Tommy, sweetie, you meant 2 Timothy 4:3-4, not 4:3, isn't that right Tommy? Oh I just love so much being helpful by pointing out other peoples mistakes!
    Says the person who doesn't know who wrote the letter to Timothy! You are so funny, Tommy dear!

    I am still praying for you, Tommy dear. I don't really have much hopes for your Salvation, as you have proven yourself to be a cheating liar, but praying for lowlife scumbags makes me feel better about myself.


    P.S.: Why haven't you learned yet how to quote properly? Is that really as difficult as finding your way to the previous page of this thread where is the post by Brother Gonzalez which you ignored? That really has hurt his feelings, you know!




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    BASILISSA,


    Dear, I am having trouble reading your posts because of having "coughing episodes" afterwards BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOUR INSIDIOUS SMOKE SCREENS THAT YOU HIDE BEHIND TO COVER YOUR BLATANT BIBLICAL IGNORANCE TO OUR JESUS' TRUE WORDS! You are missing your calling, you should have been a firefighter! Dear, I am growing tired of your side-stepping the biblical facts that I present to you with grade school antics, comical hermeneutics, and some of the most egregious spin doctoring that I have ever seen!

    Our Jesus’ inspired words are so correct in stating that women like you are of a lesser vessel (1 Peter 3:7), therefore, YOU CAN NEVER BE RATIONAL ENOUGH to understand Jesus’ true words, let alone actually following them, other than to RUN AWAY FROM THEM! BLASPHEME!


    Jesus’s inspired word has given all Christian men the reason to HATE and LOATH all women, of which, you Basilissa, are the epitome in the following passages!

    “It is better to live in a corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a quarrelsome wife.” (Proverbs 21:9)

    “A continual dripping on a rainy day and a quarrelsome wife are alike;” (Proverbs 27:15)

    “It is better to live in a desert land than with a quarrelsome and fretful woman.” (Proverbs 21:19)

    “It is better to live in a corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a quarrelsome wife.” (Proverbs 25:24)

    “A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.” (Proverbs 27:15-16)

    “I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)

    Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.” (1 Peter 3:7)

    “A wise woman builds her home, but a foolish woman tears it down with her own hands.” (Proverbs 14:1)

    “A beautiful woman who lacks discretion is like a gold ring in a pig’s snout.” (Proverbs 11:22)

    “For the lips of an immoral woman are as sweet as honey, and her mouth is smoother than oil. But in the end she is as bitter as poison, as dangerous as a double-edged sword.” (Proverbs 5:3-4)

    “Wisdom will save you also from the adulterous woman, from the wayward woman with her seductive words.” (Proverbs 2:16)

    “The mouth of an adulterous woman is a deep pit; a man who is under the LORD’s wrath falls into it.” (Proverbs 22:14)

    “And if they are on the list, they will learn to be lazy and will spend their time gossiping from house to house, meddling in other people’s business and talking about things they shouldn’t.” (1 Timothy 5:13)


    Basilissa, I have spoken out towards you as a women because of our Jesus’ inspired words show me that I have reason to do so. Therefore, accept your 2nd class status along with you committing the Unpardonable Sin, whereas you have absolutely no future in the Christian faith, other than to burn in the sulfur lakes of Hell upon your demise!


    THANK JESUS FOR ALLOWING ALL CHRISTIAN MEN TO HAVE THE GODLY EXCUSE TO DESPISE ALL WOMEN, PRAISE HIS NAME!


    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas



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  • Vengeance Puriel
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
    How did you get in? Cut the self-abuse and start growing some fuzz down there. I don't need any stuff for that but for those who cannot rely on prayer only, I recommend something like this. I suppose it's intended for head hair but your desperate situation calls for desperate measures.

    it wont make him any more of a man (or Christian)

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  • Vengeance Puriel
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    Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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    Basilissa, my dear “pseudo-christian,”

    Your Satanic smoke screens are growing very thin, at the expense of you NOT being turned into a man upon entering heaven! Doesn’t this bother you? When you continually slap Jesus in the face by spin doctoring his inspired word to what you want it to be to save further embarrassment, assures that you will be swimming in the sulfur lakes of Hell upon your demise, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS SIMPLE GODLY PREMISE???! Sure you do.




    As all Christian men know first hand, is that we agree with Yahweh/Jesus when he states that the woman is a WEAKER VESSEL! (1 Peter 3:7) Taking this into account when trying to converse with the weaker woman’s mental state, it is blatantly obvious that your understanding of Jesus’ inspired word goes severely wanting.

    Therefore, to make your understanding more comfortable with 1 Timothy 2:11-15 , I will have my neighbor's little boy that is in a Grade School Kindergarten class explain it to you, where it will be more comfortable for you since you are both on the same mental level. You can thank me later.

    HI BasilisiA! My name is Tommy, Brothher D wantS me to explane the versse beloW, and wit noo spiin, R Yahwehs word says this .....


    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.” (1 Timothy 2:11-15 - KJV1900)

    Miss Basilisila, therfor, reeding ur past post 2 mr “D” .... and u ussing biblle quotes in hiss beHalf, U ARE TEENCHING MRTHOMAS PLANE AND SIMPL! .... BIBLLE SAYS NO 2 GIRL TEECHING BRO D AS A CHRISTIAN MAN, BUTT INSTEED U R TO BE SILENT WIT SUBJECTION TO HIM AS A CHRISTIAN MAN! The verse abuve is easy 2 follow 4 a man, but obviouusly NOt 4 the weeker vessel women thaT u repreecent ! .... U C, EVe “fuked up” in EdEN, so Yahweh wus mad & he punIShed EVe by giveing her pane n havin babees, AND she had 2 be rulled by heR husband! (Gen 3:16) .... ThiS is why the verse abuv is a carryOver & is 2 bee folloWED with NO SPIN eveN toDay becus its in the NT!

    Basilissa, I thanked Tommy in your behalf, therefore since he explained the main premise to you at his Kindergarten level of thinking, I know that you now understand 1 Timothy 2:11-15 to its fullest extent. As you continually show us in your “womanly weak vessel” erroneous posts, you just can’t accept your womanly position in the godly scheme of things by you having to be submissive to ALL MEN that claim to be Christian! 2+2=4.




    YOUR “WOMAN” QUOTE:
    “By the way: I have never blasphemed against Jesus, so you are also guilty of bearing a false witness against me (Proverbs 19:5).”

    Dear, your wishful thinking shown above should be embarrassing to you, but as a weaker vessel in being a woman of lesser mental understanding relative to a man, you do not have the godly sense to be embarrassed and in shame in front of Jesus.

    YOU MOST CERTAINLY HAVE BLASPHEMED AGAINST OUR JESUS WITHOUT QUESTION!
    In your last post to me, unfortunately revealed above mine in this post, shows that you "conveniently" left out the Triune proposition of our Jesus which holds you culpable in blaspheming Him in his godly Holy Ghost position!

    TRINITY DOCTRINE OF OUR BAPTIST FAITH:
    There is only one God in three Persons: while distinct in their relations with each other. It is the Father who generates, the Son who is begotten, and the Holy Spirit represents both Yahweh and Jesus. The 3 entities that make up the Triune are "ONE IN THE SAME" and co-equal, and co-eternal. Each separate entity of the Triune is Yahweh God. To make it even more simple for you as woman, 1+1+1=1, and the LAST DIGIT of “1” represents the Holy Spirit, get it? Huh? Maybe just a little bit? Yes?

    Unpardonable Sin:
    “Therefore I say to you, every sin and blasphemy will be forgiven men, but the blasphemy against the Spirit will not be forgiven men. Anyone who speaks a word against the Son of Man, it will be forgiven him; but whoever speaks against the Holy Spirit, it will not be forgiven him, either in this age or in the age to come(Matthew 12:31-32)

    So, when you state that 1 Timothy 2:11-15 does not apply to you as a woman, because you are ignorant and delusional, then by not following said LITERAL verse, YOU ARE STATING THAT JESUS’ INSPIRED WORD WAS EITHER WRONG, OR YOU ARE CALLING HIM A LIAR, both of which creates BLASPHEME against Jesus as the Holy Ghost part of the Triune! Furthermore, do you want to call the apostle Timothy A LIAR TOO, because he said he is telling the truth regarding 1 Timothy 2: 11-15 regarding women!!! (1 Timothy 2:7 - KJV 1900)




    Basilissa, in all of my years of Ministry, I have NEVER seen anyone more guilty relative to this passage, than YOU!: “ For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.” (2 Timothy 4:3 - KJV 1900)


    Dear, your “weaker vessel” womanly modus operandi is preventing you from realizing that there are no more straws for you to try and grasp. Your biblical ignorance is without bounds! It is over for you! Accept your place in Christianity as a mere woman that is weaker than a man, that you are to be submissive to man in general, and that you are to be SILENT! Therefore, just try and move on the best you can, okay? Thank you dear.


    In the name of the hung Savior,

    Brother D. Thomas


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    Stop repeating the same verse over and over and over, you don't seem to understand while this is a church forum it is NOT church. Miss Bas. Has not been teaching you but rather giving you sound advice, And here's mine SHUT UP!

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