Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas
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I rebuke you in the Holy Name of Jesus Christ! Brother Professor Dr. Elmer is anything but misguided, Sir. I call you out for the sin of calumny and urge you to repent at once. Upon repentance, I demand an apology to Dr. Elmer, whose knowledge comes straight from the WORD OF GOD, a document that can not be challenged, can not be disproven, and contains the holiest of any holy thing ever inspired. For yea, its inspiration was the very Voice of GOD, and that's pretty darn irrefutable.
Most of the problem with overzealous Christians is that they are so caught up in their zealotry, they lose sight of the Truth of the Gospel. In their zeal to be seen as holy, they forget that they are only as holy as their actions probatively prove in proof. As a True Christian(TM), my judgment and opinion means far more than yours. The same is to be said for Brother Dr. Elmer, a man to whom I owe so much for my spiritual growth. It is he who instructed me in the truths of Creation Science, and without such instruction I would be so ignorant that one might call me, well - ignorant! But can any man call me that? NO! Why?
Dr. Professor Brother Elmer White.
You have not lived the persecution he has lived at the hands of overzealous zealots and critics. Yes! I proudly stand up for him and disdain those who cause him even a modicum of grief. Were a bullet aimed at him, I would gladly take it for him. Were a barking dog poised to attack him, I would take that bite and shrug it off as naught.
I pray for you now, Brother - don't make me pray against you. I am a handsome, well-built, intelligent, kind and brave certified equine gnathologist. The LORD GOD hears my every prayer. Will my prayer for you be, "Lord, forgive him..." or will it be, "Lord, strike his name from your carefully edited and beautifully illustrated book of life!" ????????
Cheerfully,
BrotherLarry
Revelation 22:12




Cut the self-abuse and start growing some fuzz down there. I don't need any stuff for that but for those who cannot rely on prayer only, I recommend something like this. I suppose it's intended for head hair but your desperate situation calls for desperate measures.




When did I say that, sweetie?I humbly thank you for your cruel and unjust persecution. It reassures me that I am right and you are wrong:
Oh Tommy dear, what makes you think that Timothy is the author of that letter?
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