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  • funcouple
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2019
    • 6

    #31
    We are new to the forum so feel free to say HI

    My husband and I love the way that this is not the typical "Christian" forum and we hope we are welcomed here. We both travel a lot for our jobs so it will be nice to have a place to go during those boring hotel stays. It looks like there is a great cross section of people on here and hope to hear from you all. We have been Christians since our early 20s (when we met) and even helped start 3 churches. Anyway, we will try and let you know weather it is me and my husband posting messages and it is nice to be on board and we hope we will not be pushed back overboard (especially since I am just wearing a "t" shirt LOL.

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    • Isabella White
      True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
       
      • Mar 2019
      • 4379

      #32
      Re: We are new to the forum so feel free to say HI

      Originally posted by funcouple View Post
      My husband and I love the way that this is not the typical "Christian" forum and we hope we are welcomed here. We both travel a lot for our jobs so it will be nice to have a place to go during those boring hotel stays. It looks like there is a great cross section of people on here and hope to hear from you all. We have been Christians since our early 20s (when we met) and even helped start 3 churches. Anyway, we will try and let you know weather it is me and my husband posting messages and it is nice to be on board and we hope we will not be pushed back overboard (especially since I am just wearing a "t" shirt LOL.
      Hello Miss Fun, and to , at . We would love to get to know you. As is customary with our new visitors, we would like it if you please visit our Introduction Forum. There, you can post a message to introduce yourself to the believers here at .

      The link to our Introduction Forum is below, and you can post your message by clicking on the blue "New Thread" button on the upper left of your screen.

      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.


      Please remember to provide the information that we've requested at the top of the Introduction Forum page, which is:

      Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      We look forward to getting to know you as we study the together. You will find that we are a no-nonsense group of believers in the . We do not sugar-coat the Truth, which is that you deserve to go to HELL unless you repent of your disgusting sins.

      May God richly bless you, as you seek as your and here, at ... Sincerely, Isabella W.

      P.S. I do hope that you won't mind my asking, but can you please explain what you mean by "I am just wearing a "t" shirt." Surely, you are wearing more than only a shirt, are you not? I mean, I hope you're not going to tell us that you're trotting around with your lady bits exposed for all and sundry to see, especially when you're posting on this sanctified site. We do have our standards here at , you know. We are NOT one of those LIE-beral churches where they let people do whatever they want. I do so hope that you will be able to reassure us that you understand our position. Thank you. Sincerely, Isabella W.
      (Mrs.) Isabella White

      Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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      • funcouple
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Jun 2019
        • 6

        #33
        Re: My Introduction

        Thanks so much for the nice welcome and we don't mind you asking anything you want. I was just joking with the " only wearing a "t" shirt comment. As you can see, God has endowed me well and coming out of the water on a t shirt is an interesting sight. Anyway, I think you get the picture.

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        • Isabella White
          True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
           
          • Mar 2019
          • 4379

          #34
          Re: My Introduction

          Originally posted by funcouple View Post
          Thanks so much for the nice welcome and we don't mind you asking anything you want. I was just joking with the " only wearing a "t" shirt comment. As you can see, God has endowed me well and coming out of the water on a t shirt is an interesting sight. Anyway, I think you get the picture.
          Dear Miss Fun: Dear Heaven above! I will have you know that this is a family-oriented forum, designed to bring glory and honor to the . As such, we are not accustomed to having our visitors presenting themselves in such an outrageous, skimpy, scanty style of dress. I'm afraid that I am going to insist that you read, very carefully, these verses of Holy Scripture, from the . Then, kindly see how you can apply these very Principles of to your life!
          Sincerely, Isabella W.

          I Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

          I Corinthians 6:19,20:
          19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? 20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God’s.

          Proverbs 31:30: "Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the Lord, she shall be praised."
          (Mrs.) Isabella White

          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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          • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
            True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
             
            • Jul 2014
            • 8459

            #35
            Re: My Introduction

            Originally posted by funcouple View Post
            Thanks so much for the nice welcome and we don't mind you asking anything you want. I was just joking with the " only wearing a "t" shirt comment. As you can see, God has endowed me well and coming out of the water on a t shirt is an interesting sight. Anyway, I think you get the picture.
            Could you perhaps stop trying to make someone else's personal introduction thread all about you and start your own, as Sister Isabella asked you to do? Thank you.
            Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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            • funcouple
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Jun 2019
              • 6

              #36
              Re: My Introduction

              We will check out the introduction forum when we get a chance and thanks for the guiding words. I wonder sometimes, since those verses were spoken to women who, for the most part, were completely covered and most of the women going to church these days are showing legs, arms, necks and even faces, that maybe most Christian women these days are not under dressed. Do you think the Muslim women have the dress right then?? I do love your passion!!

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              • funcouple
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jun 2019
                • 6

                #37
                Re: My Introduction

                [QUOTE=Joanna Lytton-Vasey;1254295]Could you perhaps stop trying to make someone else's personal introduction thread all about you and start your own, as Sister Isabella asked you to do? Thank you. Sorry Joanna, Being new here we are just getting this forum figured out. Thanks for the understanding though.

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                • Isabella White
                  True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                   
                  • Mar 2019
                  • 4379

                  #38
                  Re: My Introduction

                  Originally posted by funcouple View Post
                  We will check out the introduction forum when we get a chance and thanks for the guiding words. I wonder sometimes, since those verses were spoken to women who, for the most part, were completely covered and most of the women going to church these days are showing legs, arms, necks and even faces, that maybe most Christian women these days are not under dressed. Do you think the Muslim women have the dress right then?? I do love your passion!!
                  Dear Miss Fun: I think you will find that at , we, the followers of Almighty, have no interest in what other churches do with regard to their dress codes. I expect that many, if not most of them, have no appreciation for the words that has placed in the regarding certain personal standards. And, I have no interest in what the Mooselim crowd is wearing, although I am sure that I am not the first to wonder if they are hiding bombs under those black cloaks.

                  We are here to glorify the , and to edify each other in Service.

                  I Thessalonians 5:11 "Wherefore comfort yourselves together, and edify one another, even as also ye do."

                  Sincerely, Isabella W.
                  P.S. Please remember to visit our INTRODUCTION FORUM, and to supply us with the information as requested at the top of the page.
                  Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
                  (Mrs.) Isabella White

                  Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                  • funcouple
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jun 2019
                    • 6

                    #39
                    Re: My Introduction

                    We agree!!
                    Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                    Dear Miss Fun: I think you will find that at , we, the followers of Almighty, have no interest in what other churches do with regard to their dress codes. I expect that many, if not most of them, have no appreciation for the words that has placed in the regarding certain personal standards. And, I have no interest in what the Mooselim crowd is wearing, although I am sure that I am not the first to wonder if they are hiding bombs under those black cloaks.

                    We are here to glorify the , and to edify each other in Service.

                    I Thessalonians 5:11 "Wherefore comfort yourselves together, and edify one another, even as also ye do."

                    Sincerely, Isabella W.
                    P.S. Please remember to visit our INTRODUCTION FORUM, and to supply us with the information as requested at the top of the page.
                    https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=16

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #40
                      Re: We are new to the forum so feel free to say HI

                      Originally posted by funcouple View Post
                      ...introduction failure snipped...
                      My shenanigans sense is tingling.


                      How about more honesty and less cleavage? Our hosts will welcome you without caring who you are, what you do, what you think or believe, just so long as you can disagree politely, and not mistake your unfounded opinion for the truth.

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