[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Dear Mr. Uccello: Unless I am missing something here, it appears that you have copied and pasted your first introductory message into a new introductory message thread. I do realize that our beloved had asked you to post, but don't you think you could have used his very gracious suggestion to improve upon your first message -- especially when you had received constructive criticism for it? Really, Mr. Ucello, you could have opened your to post a more-relevant message, rather than repeating the same one from earlier on.

It appears that our dear Sister Handmaiden is correct, as usual!



P.S. Might I ask as to why you have changed your name to Shorty? Was this done at the same time as when you tried to disguise your connection to Raoul Moat by using his photo?

I have not changed my name, I did not realise I could have?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Try 3

Hello my fellow brothers, the Lord has praised me with the finding of this forum!

Currently, I do not belong to a church, as all the churches in my area are weak and make compromises in their acceptance of the Word of God as undeniably true exactly as written in the KJV. I hope to learn from all of you like minded individuals.

How does one simply choose but a singular fact from the whole truth? A particular verse that does spring to mind however would have to be Psalm 137:9 "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."

I feel as a fairly masculine man that this shows God's eternal love towards those who are wise enough to love him. Likewise however, his rightful hatred towards those stupid enough to not is clear. This along with "A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back." Proverbs 26:3 shows how beating is necesarry and very effective, I feel I can use this verbally to express my disgust at the churches in my community and try to turn them towards the light and understand the Lord's words as HE intended not as they so moronically "interpret" (more like MISinterpret) them.

I came to find Jesus at the loving hand of my Earthly father, who had the strength to lay heavily upon my my cheek when I strayed. Perhaps this is also why Proverbs 26:3 resonates with me and makes its logical sense? He taught me to be very thankful for the blood of our Savior, and for blessing me also with being born a white male in His favored nation, the beautiful United States of America.

I don't pity those who have rejected God...they will get exactly what they deserve. To pity those who feel the eternal wrath of the Perfect Creator is to allow Satan to pollute our emotions. Again a nod to Psalm 137:9.


Praise be to Jesus and I apologise for my last 2 posts as I now see that these were just NOT up to the standards of .


Thank you for helping me come to such a conclusion and I am deeply sorry and ashamed for my actions, they came across as arrogant and ignorant. I did not mean for this, I feel blessed to have met all of you like minded individuals.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

I have not changed my name, I did not realise I could have?

Dear Mr. Uccello: Kindly observe your name, beside your photo. It reads, very clearly and for all to see: "Boost Shorty Uccello". When you joined, your name was "Boost Corty Uccello". Clearly, you are attempting to disguise your identity, just as you had tried (rather unsuccessfully) to back-pedal when you were caught denying a connection to Raoul Moat.

The will not stand for deception! He will not have it -- especially on !

Romans 1:18 "For the wrath of is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness"

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Dear Mr. Uccello: Kindly observe your name, beside your photo. It reads, very clearly and for all to see: "Boost Shorty Uccello". When you joined, your name was "Boost Corty Uccello". Clearly, you are attempting to disguise your identity, just as you had tried (rather unsuccessfully) to back-pedal when you were caught denying a connection to Raoul Moat.

The will not stand for deception! He will not have it -- especially on !

Romans 1:18 "For the wrath of is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness"

How can I change it back to "Corty", I don't see an option to edit my name?

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

How can I change it back to "Corty", I don't see an option to edit my name?

Mr. Uccello, I am not sure about these things, but I think that if you go to your personal "User CP" page, you will see an option for editing your profile. I'm surprised that you have asked how to do this, as I have no idea how your name could have changed if you did not change it. What's even more puzzling is why you would include "Closet Catlicker" beneath your name!?

[Basilissa]

Re: Introduction

All the superfluous introduction threads were giving me a headache, so I put them back into a single one.


You're welcome.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

All the superfluous introduction threads were giving me a headache, so I put them back into a single one.


You're welcome.

Thank you! Hope my latest introduction is better?


God bless!

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Mr. Uccello, I am not sure about these things, but I think that if you go to your personal "User CP" page, you will see an option for editing your profile. I'm surprised that you have asked how to do this, as I have no idea how your name could have changed if you did not change it. What's even more puzzling is why you would include "Closet Catlicker" beneath your name!?

Dear Mrs. White,


I do not see any option to change my name nor the bit beneath my name? I thought I was "unsaved trash"? I don't understand what a "Closet Catlicker" is. Any help with how to revert these changes would be appreciated, is it possible that my account was hacked? If this is the case, I would suspect a black man or a muslim.

[Isabella White]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Dear Mrs. White,

I do not see any option to change my name nor the bit beneath my name? I thought I was "unsaved trash"? I don't understand what a "Closet Catlicker" is. Any help with how to revert these changes would be appreciated, is it possible that my account was hacked? If this is the case, I would suspect a black man or a muslim.

Oh, I wish I could help you here, Mr. Uccello, but I'm afraid that I know nothing about the "computerized" goings-on here. Goodness; I have enough trouble just firing up my own computer. If you don't see an option to edit your profile, then, really, I have no idea why that is so. Perhaps one of our friendly, helpful moderators will see this and respond to your concerns.

As for your account being hacked, I have my doubts. One thing that I do know is that our beloved website is protected by self!

[Dana723]

Re: Introduction

Mr. Shorty, I shall pray for your soul, although you may not deserve it, and I shall pray that God will forgive you, though my husband will not.


43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?
47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?
48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.


Matthew 5:43-48

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Oh, I wish I could help you here, Mr. Uccello, but I'm afraid that I know nothing about the "computerized" goings-on here. Goodness; I have enough trouble just firing up my own computer. If you don't see an option to edit your profile, then, really, I have no idea why that is so. Perhaps one of our friendly, helpful moderators will see this and respond to your concerns.

As for your account being hacked, I have my doubts. One thing that I do know is that our beloved website is protected by self!

Thank you Mrs.White for your help, it is most kind especially considering my prior ignorance. I hope my most recent and reflected upon introduction is better.


God bless!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Introduction

All the superfluous introduction threads were giving me a headache, so I put them back into a single one.

If you'd edited out all the repetition, deviance and complaining, this thread would be a lot shorter. But I suppose it is good to leave those things here, if only as a warning to others of how not to behave.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

Everyone, this is exactly what God frowns on, sassy back talking. A True Christian™ knows how to talk to God or a Pastor.
Ephesians 6:1
Children, obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right.

Romans 13
1Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

2 Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation.

3 For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same:

4 For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.

5 Wherefore ye must needs be subject, not only for wrath, but also for conscience sake.

6 For for this cause pay ye tribute also: for they are God's ministers, attending continually upon this very thing.

7 Render therefore to all their dues: tribute to whom tribute is due; custom to whom custom; fear to whom fear; honour to whom honour.

8 Owe no man any thing, but to love one another: for he that loveth another hath fulfilled the law.

9 For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

10 Love worketh no ill to his neighbour: therefore love is the fulfilling of the law.

11 And that, knowing the time, that now it is high time to awake out of sleep: for now is our salvation nearer than when we believed.

12 The night is far spent, the day is at hand: let us therefore cast off the works of darkness, and let us put on the armour of light.

13 Let us walk honestly, as in the day; not in rioting and drunkenness, not in chambering and wantonness, not in strife and envying.

14 But put ye on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make not provision for the flesh, to fulfil the lusts thereof.

Dear Pastor,


I profusely apologise, I hope my latest introduction is an improvement in some form. If not, then I would please ask for guidance.


God bless!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Introduction

Indeed, Sister. The only other logical explanation is that Moses wrote about his death after his death. Depending on the time lapsed, it might have been a difficult feat to achieve for his rotting corpse.

He may not have been rotting though. He was still able to talk with Jesus a millennium and a half later

Mark 9:2, 4-5
And after six days Jesus taketh with him Peter, and James, and John, and leadeth them up into an high mountain apart by themselves: and he was transfigured before them … And there appeared unto them Elias with Moses: and they were talking with Jesus. And Peter answered and said to Jesus, Master, it is good for us to be here: and let us make three tabernacles; one for thee, and one for Moses, and one for Elias.

[handmaiden]

Re: Introduction

I assure you sister, that I am anything but meek.

We already covered this when we referenced Moses, but let's try again.


Matthew 5:5

Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth


Now, are you saying that you don't want to be meek or that you can never be meek? Why do you object to receive any blessing from The Lord? And without looking it up, can you tell us the setting for this Biblical declaration?


As for your claim that you typed out all those verses from Revelation one keystroke at a time. . . First, you might wish to engage in a little copy and paste (and study) of Exodus, specifically the 20th chapter. Second, that isn't the sort of claim that impresses us. Only John of Patmos had no need to copy. None of us here feels a need to outdo him.


I actually feel a bit of sympathy for him. The visions that he endured, writing all that down, one character at a time. . .It must have taken a lot out of him.