[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Introduction

We already covered this when we referenced Moses, but let's try again.


Matthew 5:5

Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth


Now, are you saying that you don't want to be meek or that you can never be meek? Why do you object to receive any blessing from The Lord? And without looking it up, can you tell us the setting for this Biblical declaration?


As for your claim that you typed out all those verses from Revelation one keystroke at a time. . . First, you might wish to engage in a little copy and paste (and study) of Exodus, specifically the 20th chapter. Second, that isn't the sort of claim that impresses us. Only John of Patmos had no need to copy. None of us here feels a need to outdo him.


I actually feel a bit of sympathy for him. The visions that he endured, writing all that down, one character at a time. . .It must have taken a lot out of him.

Already have studied


God bless!

[handmaiden]

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Already have studied


God bless!

Wonderful! Please share with us the insights God led you to while you engaged in a deep study of the Biblical concept of meekness. Smiley faces as a form of communication will only get you so far.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Wonderful! Please share with us the insights God led you to while you engaged in a deep study of the Biblical concept of meekness. Smiley faces as a form of communication will only get you so far.

I feel it has helped me to be gentle when dealing with the morons in my local churches. I simply state facts to them, I do not extend hatred or foulness. I am meek when I deal with them and explain and publicise the truths and simple facts that without understanding the Lord's verses as HE intended, with their "interpretations" of his words mincing them and mashing them to try and form convoluted silly statements, they will simply end up in the pits of . No ifs, no buts, this is simply how it is and how the Lord has stated it to be. Hope you can agree.


God bless!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Smiley faces as a form of communication will only get you so far.

Ditto "God Bless!", a sign-off expression normally used only by Mormon wives on their utterly banal blogs about nail-varnish.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Ditto "God Bless!", a sign-off expression normally uttered only by Mormon wives on their utterly banal blogs about nail-varnish.

I am not a mormon wife Joanna. I am a Christian alpha male.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Dear Mrs. White,


I do not see any option to change my name nor the bit beneath my name? I thought I was "unsaved trash"? I don't understand what a "Closet Catlicker" is. Any help with how to revert these changes would be appreciated, is it possible that my account was hacked? If this is the case, I would suspect a black man or a muslim.

You can change your info on your public profile page. Please look harder. Prayer should be your guide.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

You can change your info on your public profile page. Please look harder. Prayer should be your guide.

Mrs Etheldreda, I see no option to change it besides altering my "additional information". Do I need to contact an administrator? I have looked really really hard and clicked through all of the settings on my User Control Panel.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Mrs Etheldreda, I see no option to change it besides altering my "additional information". Do I need to contact an administrator? I have looked really really hard and clicked through all of the settings on my User Control Panel.

Did you pray first? You replied so quickly, I don't think you could have had time to pray about it. Try praying now. Pray hard. Pray in earnestness. Pray Jesus shows you where to go. Then listen to Him and obey.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Did you pray first? You replied so quickly, I don't think you could have had time to pray about it. Try praying now. Pray hard. Pray in earnestness. Pray Jesus shows you where to go. Then listen to Him and obey.

I had already prayed, Mrs Etheldreda however I shall pray again. Also many thanks for being my friend, you are a great one!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I had already prayed, Mrs Etheldreda however I shall pray again. Also many thanks for being my friend, you are a great one!

You're a very quick man. No wonder you're having troubles keeping a wife. Try again dear, and this time focus on Jesus, not your own reward. If you must, think about baseball, the stock market, or your grandmother to help you slow down and focus on the task at hand.

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Whoever gave me this "beta male" award should be well aware that I have the God given ability to drop kick both small children and below average sized women over small fences and as such could completely pummel anyone in hand to hand combat. After all please refer to Proverbs 26:3 "A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back."

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Whoever gave me this "beta male" award should be well aware that I have the God given ability to drop kick both small children and below average sized women over small fences and as such could completely pummel anyone in hand to hand combat. After all please refer to Proverbs 26:3 "A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back."

Should Jesus be calling together a dodge ball team, I'm sure He'll think of you appropriately, dear. Real men on the other hand protect and provide for their women and children; they don't boot them over the fence. Goodness, how could one expect a woman to make a decent sandwich and keep a clean kitchen with both arms broken and having to tend to mangled children?

[Bootsy Shorty Invertebrate]

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Should Jesus be calling together a dodge ball team, I'm sure He'll think of you appropriately, dear. Real men on the other hand protect and provide for their women and children; they don't boot them over the fence. Goodness, how could one expect a woman to make a decent sandwich and keep a clean kitchen with both arms broken and having to tend to mangled children?

Mary stop replying so quickly and tend to your husband please before I put my mommy's bra on over my tee-shirt and prance around feeling very dandy. Was it you who keeps giving me these awards, changing my name and giving me infractions? I notice you have been acting hard to get...

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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<blah blah blah> Joanna <more blah blah blah>.

You seem to have no social skills whatsoever. I think you mean "Mrs Lytton-Vasey".

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Pastor Ezekiel Wisely Instructed Me to Make an Introduction Post Here

Mary stop replying so quickly and tend to your husband please before I come and drop kick your first born. Was it you who keeps giving me these awards, changing my name and giving me infractions? I notice you have been acting hard to get...

Couldn't even get your prayer up this time, I see. What a shame.


Nevertheless, your suffering in Hell will yet glorify the LORD.


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